[Jake99 believes himself to be Jesus]
I am trying to cut the End Times short and I remain optimistic that one of you will wake up soon. I can stop the Mid East wars for all of time and have every intention of doing so just as I have stopped many other wars between people, unions and companies in the past.The UN has never stopped a single war and I do those things without anyone standing in my corner to advise or assist me.
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Prove it. Make Hezbollah and Israel stop fighting. Force the ceasefire into effect. TODAY. RIGHT FUCKING NOW. Let not one more person die on either side. Do that, and I will bow down and worship you myself, for you truly would be capable of miracles.
"I am trying to cut the End Times short and I remain optimistic that one of you will wake up soon."I woke up about a hour ago.
"I can stop the Mid East wars for all of time and have every intention of doing so just as I have stopped many other wars between people, unions and companies in the past."
Well, you certainly are taking your time. Of course, you've let heinous slaughters go on for years in the past so why should this time be any different.
"The UN has never stopped a single war and I do those things without anyone standing in my corner to advise or assist me."
Well, that may be part of the problem. Of course, if you're "God," you already know that.
Oh, well, since you have been "standing against military warfare since 1968," that makes it OK then. You know, I thought the years 1969-2006 were peaceful. Some system you must have there.
I think the common theme most of us have here is simple: you can stop the war? Any war, even? PROVE IT. Show us one scrap, one shred, of proof that YOU were responsible for a war ceasing. Show us this amazing idea or concept or plot or theme or whatever bugshit name you have for it, so we can see that your principle is a functional one. Stop whining about how others need to Do Something first; show us proof, and y'know, maybe we will.
The simple system is just a standardizing of economic and governing systems that applies to all lands as if they were one nation. A payscale much like the government employees, unions or militaries have is fine. It would be totally non profit, transparent and competitive.
Jake99 you are doing a terrible job of halting wars, famine, starvation, cancer, birth defects, pollution, suffering, disease, natural disasters, healing economies, giving hope, helping the poor, or offering up one shred of evidence to back up your loony bullshit. Stop shooting off your lying mouth and do something to back up your ridiculous claims. Nothing worse then a jumpy schizo with a christ complex.
Redhunter,
Global warming, pollution and wars are your problems and I can resolve them quickly. You already tried me and convicted me but I walked away from the crucifiction when my actions were legally not crimes. Nice job convicting the man who stands against this way and promises the New World.Its a good thing you cannot get away with violating the law in this day and age.
Hey Jake! Remember me from AO? Can't believe I found you here! Keep up the good work man... (and remember, although I sometimes make fun of you, if you actually do run for office, you have my vote sir! And if you are able to become the world leader, please don't forget to make me your high priest, if I am qualified, and I will command all to worship, preforming signs and wonders from the power that you give unto me- and remember the computer chip system I mentioned? Everyone get's one on their hand or forehead? Think of what that will solve! No more kidnap/murders, no more escaping criminals, no more lost old folks. It'd be perfect.)
Cartesiantheater,
Call an orderly over right away and get your anti-psychotic medication for the day. You obviously need it badly.
Then have him put on your strait jacket and help you into your padded cell for the night. Hopefully, you will feel better in the morning.
What are you waiting for? Women and children are dying in Gaza right now, and you just sit there, rolling your thumbs, when you say you could end it. Bad you!
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