Linda #homophobia #fundie

Linda #homophobia #fundie gogoodnews.net

I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

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old comment by [url=http://bentmywookie.blogspot.com/]Jacob[/url]

I don't know if "Jacob" came from here or not, but I suspect he did, so I'd just like to point out that that comment ("your son is gay, are you really that stupid?) was a really rude and offensive comment to leave on their website. Keep in mind you're not just mocking Linda anymore, you're outing her son, which, judging from where she's posting and what she's saying, is *not* going to end well. And you're deliberately doing it in a way that's maximally upsetting to both Linda and her kid. Nice. I feel so bad for that kid right now.
I can see your point, Erin. It probably wasn't my place to insult her in such harsh terms, and it certainly wasn't any of my business telling her that her son is most definitely gay. But Erin, I wasn't the first person to offer the possibility of her son being gay to poor Linda. Some other woman, obviously a great deal sharper than delusional Linda, pointed out the plain truth before I did. More importantly, it's not really my fault that the silly woman took her personal problems to the internet where it can be viewed by sneaky bastards like me. If it wasn't me tapping her on the shoulder, then it would have been somebody else eventually. I was just more rude about it. Anyway, what 16 year old kid thinks that his mother isn't going to find his porn stash? I'm a 19 year old kid (also gay) and I would have never been so careless. Erin, your point is noted, but I'm afraid that this poor kid's mother would have found out anyway. I actually think that she knew in the first place but wanted to go on the internet and test the waters just to see the reaction.

old comment by Friar Budd

Come on .This has to be a gag.
Even the most gullible of fundie would realize that there is more than a girl running around her son secret garden . Maybe not!!!!!To funny way to funny .Hahahahahah bwaaaaaaaa haahaahahahahahahahah.. If it is true . I wish I could be the fly on this fundie wall when all this shit goes down .And Fundie Mom And Fundie Dad Confront Fundiie Jr. about his Girl Freind "her "dirty magazine . Mom dad the magazine isnt my girl friend .Ok son who is it /It mine dad . I don't understand Son why you want to look at nude hunky men with large um muscles ?? . /I can understand your sister looking .And then it hit them like a pillow case full of KVJ bibles they have a gulp swallow dreaded Gay son .

old comment by Old Coppernose

"Now guys, I think that this woman is not gullible. She´s actually praying for her son not being gay, only that she doesn´t dare make it public. We all know that there are not as many and available porn for women magazines, that it is not that easy to hide them in such a ridiculous place, and that there is a difference between female porn and gay porn(and not as widely consumed as that of men). The girlfriend has to be seen with him, LET ALONE IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, not fade away like mist. "
Actually I have a gf who gets off to male gay porn, and left some in my home. A friend found it and wouldnt believe it was hers, so I guess now he assumes i'm at least bi but i'm not bothered except he doesnt believe me!. This is v rare for women, but some do. Also some male gay porn isnt self-declaring as gay but just concentrates on the visuals, and this lady wont have given it a close look. Also fwiw some str8 women find male gay sexuality arousing. V naive, she may have not even known that male gay porn existed. This wasnt a troll, as the 'punchline' is at the top. Her son may have assumed his mom would not look under his bed. My mom found my bro's porn stash (better hidden that) and learned, in her forties, abt hetero fellatio. She was horrified and took us on one side to talk abt it. Even funnier, my other bro is gay, and when the first found a copy of Playgirl in his room and told mom abt it, she thought he meant 'Playboy' and was relieved because she thought it meant he wasnt gay! All the above is q true I assure you.

old comment by Timothy

There are all sorts of reasons why there might be a male-porn mag under a sixteen-yr-old guy's bed. The most obvious one, to my mind, is that one of his mate's put it there as a practical joke. Some wiseguy sellotaped some porn into my school diary once. That was a large-breasted woman, though.
And he could be gay, or bi, or, at sixteen, just a little curious to know what other guys' bodies look like. How are you meant to know that you're developping normally if you've never seen anyone else? And a girlfriend could have left it there. It's possible. It's also possible that a boyfriend left it. It's most likely, though, that he bought it himself, and it's most likely that he's gay. Does it matter?

old comment by (anti)Christian

you must do what the bible says: kill him.

Deuteronomy 21:18-21

18If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:

19Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;

20And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

21And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

old comment by flyntdj

I think that Linda's son should come clean about his relationship with the girl next door. Obviously it is not just this girl's fault since it takes two to tango. He needs to get over his obsession with hoarding nudie mags with men in them and it just makes t harder since his secret girlfriend has the same addiction. I really believe the best way to do it is to first find the girl. Then after the girl has been located go to the girl's mother and tell her what's going on. Confront both the son and the girl at the same time. It's the only way this is ever going to change. If this does not work your son is gay and will need an exorcism. Good luck Linda.

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Although I find the leap of "a girlfriend hiding a dirty mag, ergo, he's dating" a little over the top, I think that the prankster(or the requester, if it's genuine)have something to do with the gullibility of certain religious parents when it comes to their kids. A priest who was training my sister for her first holy communion told me that a friend from the seminary had to hold a confession on a teenage girl from a well-off family. The mother insisted on being specially tactful when dealing with those sins concerning sex, because she was, according to her, "very innocent and naive and she could be scandalised". When the confession finished, she asked the priest if the girl had been scandalised and he replied "lady, the one who has been scandalised happens to be ME". Of course, as the priest told me, his buddy was probably not telling the whole truth(he was breaking the confessional secret)but it demonstrates how naive some parents are with their children. Of course, this anecdote happened apparently in the eighties. I am not sure that many parents today are that gullible(or Linda, for that matter)

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