In Kansas you can go to jail for evolving
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That would be funny if it were true:
Fucktard, this is GOD!
Oh, man, somebody actually took that article seriously?!?
^^^^
Yeah, I'm sure one of the Fundie retards read the onion article, missed the joke, and is now telling all his retarded buddies about the great new law in Kansas.
Kansas state trooper pulls a guy over...Origin of the Species ?? Where'd you get this, boy?"
"Uhhh..."
"Son, I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of the car."
"I'm sorry, officer. I swear. I'll never evolve again. I won't even TOUCH evolution!"
"Sigh, it's real sad, boy. Real sad. Young people get started on this stuff, who knows what kinda crazy crap they can get into? Next thing you know it's watching Bravo, and practicing Islam. Scary stuff, son. Scary stuff."
Well don't put your kids in juvie!
Julian: Actually, as soon as she left, the other guy turned to me and said, "We should have told her it was Idi Amin!" This was in 1979; she probably would have bought it!
@Berny
HEY! I'm an Albertan!
If he takes The Onion seriously today, he'll be taking MAD magazine seriously tomorrow. What, me worry? No, I'm not Canadian, so his vote for PM won't affect me.
DDG, Julian - I once met a homeschooled American who thought that Australia was in Europe (perhaps he had us mixed up with Austria). I explained that the name derived from Terra Australis (Great Southern Land) and he seemed to get it. He said that he'd love to visit, but then asked if he could catch the bus from Sydney... to New Zealand!!!
“In Kansas you can go to jail for evolving”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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