What is Pi, well to be exact it is 3.14159 or the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter. Pi is always the same number, no matter which circle you use to compute it. Sometime between 2092 & 2093 it will be achieved or the worlds given time will come full circle. I mean I think by using all the clues in the Bible especially the verse in Revelation that says that the number 666 is the number of MAN, or in other words the allowed time for man to be accomplished.
Jesus said when you see the budding of the fig tree know that the time is nigh, for verily I say unto you that this generation shall not PASS away until all these things be fulfilled. I think you have to go not by 1948 which is the recognized date for Isreal becoming a nation once again, as many bible scholars will say, but actually 1967 during the six days war in which Isreal recaptured the temple mount, and even more territory.
Now the oldest person on earth today lives in Brazil, and is 125 years old. I think generation passing away means the very last person alive born during the 1967 war will still be alive. Now subtract 1967 from 2092 & you get 125! Now one final piece of the puzzle, take the "number" of mankind which again is 666 and divide it into 2092 and what do you get??? 3.14114114114...which is extremely close to Pi.
So this is just a theory, but pi means a full circle right...so my theory is that sometime during 2092-2093 the New Jerusalem will descend from Heaven and the 1000 year millinial reign will begin. Sorry to those who are looking for Jesus to return during their lifetime, but if it's any consolation I know I wont be around for this, cause I'll already be in heaven. Mind you this is just a very interesting theory, so feel free to ask any questions you like
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Numerology is bullshit. Numerology is bullshit. Numerology is bullshit. Numerology is bullshit. Numerology is bullshit.
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Also, 3.141 is not all that close to Pi.The first four numerals are the same, however from that point on it gets more and more different. (Oh, yeah, and Pi doesn't end.)
Also, the oldest person alive is most assuaredly not 125, nor in Brazil. The oldest person for whom the claimed age is verified was a Frenchwoman that lived to 122. Sorry, but you fail.
"Now the oldest person on earth today lives in Brazil, and is 125 years old."
no, actually, you're wrong. the oldest human being currently alive whose age can be authenticated (in other words there's a birth certificate or other documentation) is a dutch woman called hendrikje van andel-schipper, who is 116 years old.
the oldest human being who ever lived whose age can be authenticated was a frenchwoman by the name of jeanne calment, who died almost ten years ago at the age of 122.
"Now one final piece of the puzzle, take the "number" of mankind which again is 666 and divide it into 2092 and what do you get??? 3.14114114114...which is extremely close to Pi."
Extremely close, but not exactly. And by three digits tops, too! Good enough for a fundie.
This is ridiculous.
Yes 2092/666 is nearly Pi.
But you only picked 2092 (or 2093) in the first place because
666*3.14159 = 2092.3
It's backwards reasoning.
The (false) justification for using 2092 is that there is a man alive today aged 125 (apparently- source?) so if somebody who was born in 1967 (19 years after Israel was established- important apparently) was to die aged 125, then that would mean he/she would die in 2092.
And what is 2092? Remembering that the Gregorian calendar was calculated wrong
initially- this isn't actually 2092 years after Christ (apparently) walked the Earth.
So which date should we be worried about?
Also 2092/666 = 3.14114114... which is NOT Pi.
Pi is a transcendental number and it is therefore not rational - ie it can NEVER be expressed as a fraction.
So there is no x so that
x/666 = Pi
(unless you choose x=666*Pi, which you almost certainly will. But what has that got to do with an imaginary 125 year old Brazilian man?)
Also, correct translations of Revelations have the number as 616 and not 666.
So...
616*Pi = 1935
So a person who was 10 (the number of toes on every human- in the image of God) at the end of WWII (the most terrible war predicted by the bible) would have been born in 1935 and (dah dah dah)
1935/616 = 3.14123
Run for the hills!
Jesus said when you see the budding of the fig tree know that the time is nigh, for verily I say unto you that this generation shall not PASS away until all these things be fulfilled.
Jesus cursed the fig tree because it bore no fruit.
Jesus really hates figs don't he?
And the mass of granite in the Pyramid of Khufu, cube rooted and converted to metric milligrams, dided by 10, minus the number of Israelite slaves who fled Egypt is precisely 2.34 times the weight of a small orange... think about it.
Okay, first, Pi's decimals go on to infinity.
Second, the "Number of the Beast" is 676.
Thirdly, 3.14114114 is nowhere the fuck near Pi , plus it has a discernable pattern.
Fourthly, the Bible says Pi is 3. Your little prophecies should probably be based off this fact.
Fifth...
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Out of a treatise of indecipherable bullshit numerology, there is a silver lining - at least the person doesn't cling to the idea that pi must be exactly equal to 3 because there's a mention somewhere in the Bible of something circular being three times the circumference as it is thick (ignoring that decimals are a relatively advanced mathematical concept or that the Bible is not a fucking math textbook)
Oh, and it's spelled "Israel," you illiterate jackass. Shave, put on a suit, get a job and move out of your mom's basement.
pi means a full circle right
No, it's just the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter. It can't be computed by dividing one number by another. There are no two numbers which, when divided, give pi.
The Jehovah's Witnesses have made numerous predictions concerning the return of Jesus and the Tribulation, most of which have passed with no consequence. They've stopped being so specific. I dare say their predictions were based on as much silliness as ThruthSpeaker's.
There ISN'T any time "between" 2092 and 2093 -- they're directly adjacent.
Hey, what else can I say? You people have already trounced everything else in this incredibly ludicrous post. Nice work, too.
~David D.G.
So this is just a theory,
No, it is a half baked wacko idea.
but pi means a full circle right.
pi is a ratio related to all circles, so, metaphorically you might say that pi represents a circle.
..so my theory is that sometime during 2092-2093 the New Jerusalem will descend from Heaven and the 1000 year millinial reign will begin.
Nice prediction. Safely made to be fulfilled after we all are dead. In that you have shown yourself to be marginally brighter than certain 19th and twentieth century prophets. That's not saying much, but I expect you need any complements you can get.
Sorry to those who are looking for Jesus to return during their lifetime, but if it's any consolation I know I wont be around for this, cause I'll already be in heaven.
No, you'll be dead.
Mind you this is just a very interesting theory, so feel free to ask any questions you like
It is not a theory nor is it interesting.
As one person said:
"Wow, those numbers are almost the same!"
Wow, those numbers are COMPLETELY F***ING DIFFERENT!
"Sometime between 2092 & 2093 it will be achieved"
So, never. Because it's not possible to be BETWEEN two years. The second 2092 is over, 2093 begins.
(Like I now see someone said 10 years ago! lol)
"What is (a) Pi"
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...a mare vellous little pile of 'Fun-Fun'! [/"Castlevania"] X3
"Jesus said when you see the budding of the fig tree know that the time is nigh"
(*Sings *)
'...but I'm holding on.' [/"Blondie"]
And when a certain tall knight says when you see the budding of the shrubbery, the time is 'Ni !' [/"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"] X3
...and when y'all see the ripening of the Apples, the time is Neigh !
Honey, to be exact about Pi, you have to go on an on and on and on and on, for the rest of your life; that is just a very, very small beginning.
Isn't it 616 that is the number of man? Or is it beast?
Jesus (supposedly) said that 2000 years ago. That generation PASSED a looong time ago.
No, that's not "extremely close" to Pi; you'll get a completely different result if you use that figure.
No, it's no consolation to us that you'll be in heaven; it's of no interest to us, at all.
"Interesting" and "theory" are clearly words you don't understand, at all.
My question is: "are you nuts?".
Confused?
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