Homosexuals and Jews are alot alike. Ever seen a poor fag? Didn't think so... That's why they both hate The Bible, because they're both abomonations. Jews killed Jesus, fags would've just fucked him to death.
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As a matter of fact, I know a lovely lesbian who has to sleep on her friends' couches because her Mormon family disowned her when they found out she was gay. Without her friends, she'd be homeless. Thank God for compassionate people. DarkBlade, of course, has no idea what the word "compassionate" means.
Um, just because a good number of American Jews are fairly affluent (one of my best friends is one) doesn't mean jack. There have been and are poor Jews, just like every other ethnic group. They happen to have a bit of a cultural advantage due to Judaism's love of learning (as opposed to Christianity's frequent anti-intellectualism), but... well, go back a hundred years to Boston or New York or someplace like that, or to the shtetls of eastern Europe, and tell me how many rich Jews you find. I think they'd consider what you just said a sick joke.
fags would've just fucked him to death
Jews and gays are a lot alike. They're both groups of human beings, like most of the people on the planet. Not including DarkBlade, of course.
I suppose that it would be an interesting time to point out to this loser that almost all of the Bible was written by Jews, the Romans actually killed Jesus (Romans hung people on a cross, Jews stoned them to death), and I would love to see some proof about gay finances from Mr. Dorkblade. Fags fuck him to death, wonder if we can sell that idea to Mel Gibson? He already sold you fundies a grotesque religious "snuff" film!
Yes I have, actually. A number of my friends are gay, and they are working class at best. Have you ever actually known any gay people? Your broad sweeping generalizations suggest that you haven't. The same with Jews. And calling either group an abomination is just plain ignorance.
Those Jerkcity characters do seem to spend a lot of time with penises in their mouths, don't they? I gotta ask the gay contingent -- is that really that much fun, or is it just something you do so the other guy will reciprocate?
It is a fact that homosexuals do tend to have more disposable income, as a whole, but that is because for the most part they don't have a bunch of screaming brats because gawd told them not to use birth control.
I'd do Jesus. He's probably awesome in the sack, what with all the spooky powers and all.
Jews hate the Bible?, what part do the Romans play in Jesus dead?. By the way, do Mel Gibson, Chuck Norris, The current President of USA or Anne Coulter hate Jesus?, they´re all rich, for the record.
Did it ever cross your mind that some homosexuals might be poor or homeless because their intolerant parents disowned them and threw them out of the house?
How could Jews hate the Bible, when they use part of it as their holy text? Unless you're talking about the passages that have been used to justify persecution and slaughter of Jews, which would be understandable on their part.
Others have already mentioned that Jesus was Jewish and that his disciples were also. Need I point out that the Romans had a hand in Jesus' death as well as the Sanhedrin? Are Italians abominations too, now?
Did it occur to you that many gays are not fond of Christianity because of people like you, DB? Just...iunno...throwing it out there.
Oh, and I'm a "poor fag" too. Just for the record.
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