And as I have said before, the Ark could have been made of plastic* and would have still survived the Flood.
In addition, as I have said before, God could have sent twice as much water as He did, and we'd never find it.
I'll guarantee it.
*Assuming God would have told Noah to make it of plastic.
p.s. I believe Noah dismantled it to build his home.
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If so, how many things may have happened without our knowledge?, that the earth is 6 billion years old at least?, that dinosaurs existed and now we´re starting to unearth them?. Why is it only true if it appears in a book?
.....plastic.
I believe Noah dismantled it to build his home.
p.s. I believe Noah dismantled it to build his home." Plastic house! Yay!
So, you believe the Bible is in error when it says that God told Noah to build the ark from gopherwood?
The whole concept of a global flood is flawed beyond belief. If God was pissed with mankind, why not simply destroy mankind? Why go through the whole flood the earth crap?
The Epic of Gilgamesh
God could have sent twice as much water as He did, and we'd never find it. I'll guarantee it.
Dear anonymous,
"The Ark is on Mt Ararat in Turkey. The US Air Force photographed it in the 1950s as they were concerned it might be a Russian missile base. Noah did not need it to build his house as they were not staying on top of the mountain. The Ark is completely frozen in ice, and 2 out of every 7 years it melts just enough for a small portion of the Ark to be exposed. Some decades ago there was an earthquake that produced a huge gash in the side of the mountain, thus making it distinguishible from the other mountains in that range, and also it caused a portion of the Ark, perhaps a quarter of it, to slide several hundred meters down the mountainside. This is all well documented, so don't bother asking me for sources. Do your own research."@NonProphet - fucking hilarious.
"And thou shalt make it a hundred cubits long, and sixty cubits tall, and twenty cubits wide, and thou shalt make it from high-density polyethylene."
No...no, the Bible's pretty clear. It's gopher wood, if I'm not mistaken. At the very least, it is definitely timber...
And the absence of proof isn't proof.
Confused?
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