studies show that gays tend to die unexpectedly more often than not.
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Anonymous coward said:
The actual statistics show that homosexuals are killing and injuring each other at between five and fifteen times the rate of 'redneck' attacks, depending on the area. This is to be expected from such sick and derranged individuals, since they are afflicted with self-loathing and prone to violent, hysterical outbursts. The rates of disease are another matter -- over one hundred times the rates among normal people.
Sounds like I struck a chord with a closeted-redneck-gay-basher. Where is your proof for these "statistics", that is, before they were rectally mined.
Anonycoward: Proof, now, or I start insinuating that you are not posting things that are wholly true. And by that I mean calling you a liar, complete with flaming pants.
Studies show that rednecks tend to die right after saying, "Hold my beer, while I ty this." ,more often than not.
No such statistic exists.
However, there are studies that show that the higher you are on the economic scale, the longer your life is likely to be. There are also studies that show that homosexuals in the United States are more likely to be higher on the economic scale.
A quick check of logic reveals that when combined, these two studies clearly disprove your claim.
@Sandman
No such statistic exists.
However, there are studies that show that the higher you are on the economic scale, the longer your life is likely to be. There are also studies that show that homosexuals in the United States are more likely to be higher on the economic scale.
And rednecks tend to be on the lower end of the economic scale.
Therefore, fabulous gay men > rednecks.
[Anonymous: lying for Jesus! All the bullshit, half the guilt! Keep proving our point, you little coward, you!]
studies show that people tend to die unexpectedly more often than not. Corrected.
studies show that gays tend to die unexpectedly more often than not.
Crime statistics you mean. Perhaps with a little tolerance and acceptance, we could reverse these statistics.
Now, do you statistics show who causes the unexpected deaths of gays, more often than not? Perhaps misguided religionists thinking that they have a mandate to carry out God's will?
"Faggots Suck The Dirtiest Things "
And you would know that how, #252404?
Just noticed those last three numbers, come to think of it. Seems your thought process reads, "Fatal Brain Error. Reboot From Start? y/n"
After running Anonymous Coward #252404's comment through the Idiot-to-English translater, it turns out what he really meant was:
"I'm an ignorant chimp with a small penis."
[I know it's out of character for me, but I'm in a foul mood - and this monkey's making it worse.]
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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