I never believed in santa, and im happy i didnt. im glad i didnt spend my whole child hood believing in a lie. furthermore, Christmas is about the birth of Jesus Christ.
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At my house, we have some gold letters on the mantle that spell out 'Santa.' By the time christmas comes around, someone in the house inevitably swaps the letters to it says 'Satan.'
Darth Wang,
Your third sentence contradicts your second sentence. If you believe in the literal existence of jesus and all the fundy doctrines surrounding him, then you are believing a lie. Vehemently believing in fairy tales is not becoming an adult, who is supposed to be able to reason and use common sense.
I never went on a snipe hunt at summer camp, either, didn't fall for any of it, never believed it for a minute. My uncle has a genuine stuffed jackalope in his den - now that there's some real shit ya can believe in. People make a big joke about buying the Brooklyn Bridge, but they can't. I've seen the deed, right there on my uncle's wall, next to his original copy of the Shroud of Turin. It's like wooden nickels. Very funny. Hah! Unk has gots a whole bushel basket of 'em, he's dang near rich. Who's the joke on, now?
The other thing about Santa is nobody really pushes belief in him. It's almost like a gullibility test that we play in many ways with children, when they start disbelieving Santa we're proud they've sorted it out. In a big family the older children play the game again with the younger.
Wish Religion was played that way
“I never believed in santa, and im happy i didnt.”
“im glad i didnt spend my whole child hood believing in a lie.”
“furthermore, Christmas is about the birth of Jesus Christ.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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