DoctorDoom #fundie

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[Refering to a "liberal churchi's" Jesus]

Their Jesus is a weak, pacifistic, lamb-holding wuss, the prototype Mister Rogers who preached nothing but love and peace and acceptance and tolerance (which leads one to wonder how He got Himself cruficied). Their God is a George Burns lookalike who would never condemn anyone to hell, and Who will allow everyone into heaven, even those who have spent their lives denying Him, loathing Him, defying Him and spitting in His face.

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old comment by David D.G.

Thanks for your input, .....<3. Many of us around here do not "dis" Jesus so much as we do his zealots; but also, some of us have unresolved (and often unresolvable) issues with the faith(s) that have arisen in his wake. Some of us take a truly hostile, diametrically opposed view; others, though, would be happy with a live-and-let-live stance, if only the fundies would allow it. Their political activism shows that they won't.
For people to get upset is one thing, and I can usually make allowances for that; I've been there myself. What I find unacceptable is some of the things asserted out of sheer ignorance and/or zealousness that allow for no possibility of error by the people who spout them, often "supported" by the most absurd illogic -- as you no doubt can see for yourself as you peruse this site. Have a nice visit here. ~David D.G.

old comment by Jade Kitty

***I can't speak for all christians but i get angry casue i'm sick of people dissing jesus , i love him . and i want other people to expeience all the stuff that he can do / has done for us. ***
Go into an emergency ward and pray for Jesus to heal some guy with a severed limb. Go to a cancer ward and ask Jesus to heal the sick children who must live with pain nearly every day of their lives. I can guarantee you that none of the ones you pray for will get well. What has Jesus done for the 30,000 children who die every day of disease and malnutrition? Jesus loves the little children, yet he does nothing to keep them from dying slow and painful deaths? I shudder to think how they would suffer if Jesus hated them.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"Their Jesus is a weak, pacifistic, lamb-holding wuss, the prototype Mister Rogers who preached nothing but love and peace and acceptance and tolerance (which leads one to wonder how He got Himself cruficied). Their God is a George Burns lookalike who would never condemn anyone to hell"

Actually, your (as in American) God is Morgan Freeman, a cool black fellow (in a white suit) who occasionally likes to imbue others with his powers (on condition that they never reveal what they are, and never interfere with the free will of others), because he's that kind of guy. And your Jesus is an equally cool dude who's laid back. As for what he'd think about what you say, DuckturdDumb:

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But actually, God & Jesus are British, and I can prove it:

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'God is British - because we never get any fucking earthquakes, tornadoes or hurricanes in Britain. And Jesus is British: he was born in Bethnal Green.'

-Al Murray (Pub Landlord)

...oh, and Jesus works for MI6 (seen here having just returned from being punished for our sins in North Korea):

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Bond. Jesus Bond. 007, Licence to Smite.

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