Jesus died for are sins. SEx Abortion, porn, profanity, masturbating, gay marriage, suicide, devil worship, witchcraft, degreating women, raping children, adultery, murder.
Like the bible says.. Thou shall love thy neighbor but hate thy enemy.
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What is a "SEx Abortion?" I guess when I spayed my dog she had a "SEx Abortion."
your repertoire of sins seems to be a little sex-heavy, there, sonny.
So, if Jesus died for our sins, doesn't that mean that we can sin all we want?
THE SONG: (in reference to the Babble quote)
Sex? Unavoidable. Abortion? Nothing wrong with it, AND condoned in the Bible. Porn? What's wrong with it? It's in the Bible, and it's hard-core. Profanity? Damn you, there's nothing wrong with that. Masturbating? Nothing wrong with it, and it's funny that this is the only word you easily know how to spell. Not mentioned in the Bible. (?) Gay marraige? Nothing wrong with it, no matter what the BuyBull says. Suicide? How can you prosecute anyone for this "crime?" Answer that. Devil worship? No worse than God worship, no matter what the BuyBull says. Witchcraft? Only a crime if she weighs the same as a duck. "Degreating" women? You mean "degrading?" That's a bad thing, but it's expressly called for in the BuyBull. Raping children? Duh, it's wrong, but what about adults? How does this square with the "selling your daughter into slavery" idea that the BuyBull likes so much? Adultery? Not a "crime" outright; you'll merely have to answer to your wife. Murder? Duh, it's wrong. Tell that to your god.
"Jesus died for are sins. SEx Abortion, porn, profanity, masturbating, gay marriage, suicide, devil worship, witchcraft, degreating women, raping children, adultery, murder."
could someone please tell me the meaning of 'degreating' in this context?
you didn't read it too thorougly did you? what the bible says is you may have heard that but it's wrong.
Matthew 5:43-48
HEY, fucktards, you don't believe in the Bible. You don't believe in Jesus. You can therefore make no claims, nor can you squawk about what the Bible says. You never read it. You didn't want to conform to it. Now you get whatever you get.
Jesus would be utterly ashamed of you.
We think you're absolutely hilarious.
Fundies tend to support: Profanity, deGRADING women, raping children, & murder.
They tend not to support: Sex, abortion, porn, masturbation, gay marriage, & adultery (though from one quote, it seemed this was only disapproved with females).
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Seriously. On a lot of these, you people need to get your priorities straight.
Actually, the Bible says to love your enemies.
"You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor[a] and hate your enemy.' But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you." (Matthew 5:42-44)
See? Jesus himself disagrees with you.
JoJo the Spam-Troll doesn't realize that many of us are Christian (or, in some cases, ex-Christian).
I should post a picture of myself with my various copies of the Bible just to make him cry.
Poor little boy, craving attention...
#357043: "stupid fags, none of you are Christians"
Thank the gods for that! Oh, wait...
@#355650: But many of us *have* read the Bible. It seems pretty clear that a lot of us have read it more thoroughly than the average fundy, who we see constantly mis-quoting it.
And I'll bet quite a few of us who used to be Christians aren't anymore, *because* we read the Bible, thought about it (I think that's the part most fundies forget to do) and realized that it didn't make any sense at all.
FLUNK!!!!!
"You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I say to you, Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you and pray for those who persecute and abuse you, so that you may be sons of your father who is in heaven, who raises the sun upon the evil and the good, and sends rain upon the just and unjust. For if you shall love those who love you what reward do you have? Do not also the publicans so? And if you shall greet your brothers only, what extra do you do? Do not also the publicans so? 48 But you shall be perfect, as your father who is in heaven is perfect." Mt 5.43-48
1) What the hell is degreating?? If you mean degrading , then no, that is not considered a sin by any means in your bible.
2) You've misread your bible. It says to love your enemy and pray for those who curse you.
No masturbation?!!???Dammit,I was almost a good christian!! Except for the sex,porn,devil worship,witchcraft,degreating women(does this mean after greeting women,you take it back?)and adultery stuff,I would make a damn good Christian,but then I just said damn again ,so I got some stuff to work on,but,really if you just overlook a couple of things,well,hell,I got the makings of one good fucking Christian.Dammit,I cussed agai....shit.....whoops
"Jesus died for are sins"
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Now we know why fundies don't read their Bibles: they can't .
Jesus died for are sins
And English died for yours.
Uh huh, I be leavin' Jesus, too. When I was eight.
Confused?
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