Maybe I'm an exception; however, this earth doesn't look ancient to me... Oh yes, perhaps 10 thousand years old or so but billions of years seems totally idiotic.
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Ok, he's got us there, the earth is CLEARLY not old. And, as we know, one does not ask a woman of her age, so we're in a sticky wicket here Atheists.
Yeah... or we could do the radiometric thing. Problem solved, yay.
You can't tell me the earth is old.
Did you know that if the universe is very old, they would have landed in a mile of space dust on the moon.
Also, they have beetles that make a spit so hot that it couldn't have been evolved because they is no step inbtween.
But they never tell you these things in science because it goes against they religon of evolution.
Let me ask you people a question: If evolution was true, where do bulls come from? There are no female bulls, so how do they come to be if they aren't created? I bet you never talked about that in evolution school.
@The Bible is Right
Please tell me this is satirical. Please?
You can't tell me the earth is old.
Did you know that if the universe is very old, they would have landed in a mile of space dust on the moon.
Also, they have beetles that make a spit so hot that it couldn't have been evolved because they is no step inbtween.
But they never tell you these things in science because it goes against they religon of evolution.
Let me ask you people a question: If evolution was true, where do bulls come from? There are no female bulls, so how do they come to be if they aren't created? I bet you never talked about that in evolution school.
Maybe I'm an exception; however, this earth doesn't look recent to me... Oh, yes, perhaps 4 or 5 billion years or so, bbut thousands of years seems totally idiotic.
Poe buster on that last comment - that IS a comment so stupid that is probably hasn't been said seriously by a fundimentalist christian.
I can't claim it though - it was an old post at Internet Infidels.
"Maybe I'm an exception; however, this earth doesn't look ancient to me"
And your reference for such a conclusion?...uh huh...yes ...none. And you would be able to tell if the landscape is 10,000 years or a billion because...?..nuh huh...i see,,,that's it?
Wow. You're stupid
Is that "Bull" question in the middle of this page for real?
You don't realize a Bull is just a full-grown male cattlebeast?
You think it's a special creation of the Lord to bug creationists? Is that it? Then why it buggin' you and I just think thats just a very stupid question?
The dictionary would have cleared that non-mystery up for you
He's got a point, guys. I mean, I just had grass laid down last year, so the Earth is roughly twelve months old. Give or take a few weeks, of course.
@ The Bible is Right!
"If evolution was true, where do bulls come from?"
Ever heard of cows, moron?
"Maybe I'm an exception; however, this earth doesn't look ancient to me... Oh yes, perhaps 10 thousand years old or so but billions of years seems totally idiotic."
In Fundie Bizarro World, maybe. Time clearly runs much faster there. What colour is the sky in your dimension, A_Christian?
I know that compared to the latest Intel I-7 Quad Core desktops & Dual Core laptops, my 2.4 GHz Pentium IV, and Dell Inspiron 2200 (1.4 GHz Celeron M) setups are Stone Age, but as far as I'm concerned, they're not ancient to me. Oh yes, 5 years old or so, but spending thousands on high-end computers just to play games, when older setups can still word process/spreadsheet, image manipulate/video convert, view/burn DVDs, and web surf just as well seems totally idiotic*.
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*- So would it kill the software houses, to create at the same time versions of their newest games that work with slower setups? So what if the graphics wouldn't be as photorealistic as the latest editions?!
Everything just poofed into existance, right? Coulda happened last week then, your memories and all. Just as valid.
The Universe and everything in it, just the arbitrary whim of a God. And 2000 years ago, the second Abrahamic religion has all the answers?
Sadly, this is what you believe
Maybe I'm an exception; however, this...:
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...doesn't look factual to me. Oh yes, perhaps a few grains of historical fact, but billions of rewrites wouldn't make this any the less idiotic. Two words: talking snake.
Confused?
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