[someone's mother sabotaged all of the OP's condom's by sticking Jesus Loves You pins in them]
Her mom was just looking out for her. What if her mom hadn't done that and she had ended up pregnant or with a STD? Her mom knows better and you guys shouldn't judge the situation without full detail.
I love that her mom did that.
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Not quite sure what to make of this. What mother has lots of "Jesus Loves You" pins to poke into condoms? Why would fundie mother would do this and not confront the daughter directly? And I mean confront like "You are going to Hell" or something similar.
The story sounds fishy to me.
Anyway, for kel's benefit I point out that condoms are designed to prevent pregnancy and lower the risk of STD infection.
And the effect this will have on the daughter? She will rebel, and probably begin using drugs and having unprotected sex, and her last condition will be worse than at the first. Good job, morons.
What if her mom hadn't done that and she had ended up pregnant or with a STD?
Yeah, like she's gonna have now, because her mom fucking poked holes in her condoms!!
"Well, at least you didn't put those pins in all of my condoms..."
(The mom goes white as a sheet)
"...or I at least think the one didn't have any holes. You know, the room was pretty dark..."
(The mom spontaneously loses all of her hair)
What if her mom hadn't done that and she had ended up pregnant or with a STD?
Yeah, you're right. More holes in a condom = more protection!
@#972787: You'd really only need one, barring really shoddy worksmanship with the pins >.>
And because the mom's a fundie cunt. It's easier for fundies to fuck people over rather than talk things out. It's the fundie way.
If her mother hadn't done that, she WOULDN'T get pregnant, or an STD. Seriously, take a sex ed class.
Wow. Just loving those comments...
"Also, If you're smart, no condom generally DOES mean no sex. If you're going to have sex and not have any protection, then clearly what her mom did was the right thing because if she was mature enough and mentally ready, she wouldn't be dumb enough to put herself at risk for the consequences of having unprotected sex. While it may sound like a mother is a religious freak or whatever, I bet she had very good reasons for wanting to do that for her daughter especially since we don't know the exact circumstances."
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"the poster does mention the word boyfriend which suggests she's a girl and if she was a he there wouldn't be a need for a condom."
That's right, gay/bi/curious straight men. You don't need them condoms when sleeping with other guys! Just go nuts!
Her mother would have been a lot more successful if she put those Jesus pins through the guy's penis. What she actually did was sabotage the situation in favour of what she fears most. That, in the clear-thinking, level-headed circles is called "idiocy". Thanks for playing.
What epic levels of stupid, I mean, it's just depressing. If forcing people who want to use condoms not to use them is going to prevent them from having sex, you can call me Pope Krüger V. Not to sound like a conspiracy nut, but it does seem like Abstinence Only is based around people *having* to risk pregnancy or STDs if they want to have sex. You know, just like people visiting hospitals have to risk infections because doctors have abolished the ungodly act of disinfecting. All right, all fair, no?
There's her cache of condoms, the guy's cache of condoms, and the giant pile of them in the store. We can *hope* at least one of those wasn't thoroughly perforated.
Since I'm pretty clueless about Christianity - what does Jesus loving you have to do with condoms anyway? ...do I want to know?
You would think the operating principle of condoms is so simple even a fundie can understand it, but I guess not.
Viktoria: Christianists try to associate unapproved sexual activity with disease and inconvenient pregnancy. Since condoms prevent these things, christianists have to make condoms unavailable so disease and inconvenient pregnancy will result. One way they do this is to claim Jesus is opposed to condoms.
you guys shouldn't judge the situation without full detail.
Thats all i fucking need to know really - the mother is obviously a bit mad, and she goes snooping in her daughters/sons room
@ zaatheist: One of my cousins had his mother put religious tracts about "purity" in his underwear drawer and in his condom box. Fundie moms can be passive-aggressive, too.
As for the post, nice to see that Sarah Palin has some free time again.
Yes, I love that her mom chose the easy way out of this, instead of actually sitting down with her daughter, and discussing the risks and responsibilities of sex at a young age. Personally I commend her daughter for having the condoms in the first place. It means she thought this through, and wanted to do this responsibly.
I see someone's a student of Fundie sex-ed. It's a twist on the abstinence-only programs: they still tell you sex is wrong and evil unless you're married and want to make a bunch of babies (like we need more, but that's another rant), but in case that brainwashing didn't take, they try to scare the crap out of kids by lying to them. They say that most condoms break, that they don't prevent pregnancy, that they don't prevent disease, etc.
Because that's what Jesus would want: dishonesty!
It's weird - I've had sex with condoms for years. Never got pregnant, never got the herp or any other nasty critters. I can't be the only one.
@Headache
Or...
@Crusader,
Your capital O's seem to be sticking.
Also, do you know that the word GOD is not your supposed deity's actual name, and that the word GOD was in use long before your pathetic violent faith was born? Typing G-D just makes you look like a T-RD.
Even if condoms failed 95% of the time, that's still better than ordinary sex. It would only be bad if you had sex more often thinking you were safe.
You would have thought in a world where we have flown man to the Moon, we could make simple closed latex/rubber/skin/plastic tubes a bit more reliable :)
Or maybe they haven't even heard of sausages?
Fucking fundies shouldn't be allowed to be parents. I haven't heard of one yet that will actually sit down and actually talk to their child. They brainwash, threaten, abuse, and sneak attack, but the concept of actually talking to a child is beyond them.
Why is it fundies have such a particular genius for coming up with plans like this, that have such a colossal potential to backfire spectacularly? Could viewing the world in a stupid, irrational way with a tendency towards magical thought and the related notion that everything works in terms of strange metaphors have anything to do with it? Or could it simply be their demented, unshakable belief that nothing truly bad could ever befall the faithful and thus a total lack of inclination to even logically consider the possible negative outcomes of any given action, since they could never happen?
Yeah, great. Now the girl can have sex without condoms and really get pregnant or get an STD.
kel is completely missing the point of condoms.
Hey, dipshit, because her mom stuck pins in the condoms, she's MORE likely to end up pregnant or with an STD. Sheesh.
This is where you have a good honest talk with your kid and say that while you aren't happy she's having sex, at least she's being smart and using protection.
Hmm
"Condoms never work!" Various religious groups.
Er, dude, she sabotaged the very thing that was preventing the OP from getting pregnant or contracting an STD. She was doing the dead OPPOSITE of looking out for her daughter.
Can you imagine being 'oopsed' by your mom? That little mishap is going straight down the sink at Planned Parenthood, and mommy dearest will be receiving a restraining order. Eww.
Seriously, I can feel the stupid emanating from kel through the screen.
She stuck the pins through the rubbers and left them that way, showing that the condoms where ruined and telling the OP not to use them.
Well assuming the daughter knew not to use condoms with pins sticking through them, or decided to embrace abstience instead of going bareback or buying new condoms.
Hey, lay off the mom; she taught the girl some valuable lessons:
1. Be sneakier about where you hide your condoms and where you have sex.
2. You obviously can't trust your mother so never ever tell her anything about your personal life or attempt to engage in a serious discussion with her.
3. Get a job, work hard, and save your money so you can move out and get away from that loony ASAP.
4. Once you do move into your own place, never look back and never have anything to do with that stupid, disrespectful bitch again.
Are you retarded, or what? Condoms PREVENT pregnancies and STDs, stupid! When there are no holes in them, that is. If her mom didn't tell her, the daughter probably DID end up pregnant or with an STD.
The mother ought not to have judged either, stupid.
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