[Replying to 'as for not seeing evolution it takes several million years... incase you missed that memo...']
several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years.
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Are you really that stupid?
Your Majesty, please, please, please, don't reproduce.
This is why we have got this cute little thing caleld State Exams and a law that forces you to stay in school untill at least 16 (at age 16 you can have a basic diploma for things like cook, gardener, hair dresser and the likes) in the Netherlands. And you'll have some obligitory subjects to. Thus making sure you've got at least basic knowledge to prevent you from spouting this non sense..
Every time I think that the fundie grasp of science has hit rock bottom, somebody brings out the jackhammer and digs deeper into the rock. This is a real gem of an example of proud willful ignorance, especially with the additional comment provided by Berny.
OK Queen, how do you know monkeys don't live for millions of years?
hate to brag, TDR, but my town in Connecticut has these courses in the high school, and some in the middle school.
NotMe and mad dog, I am jealous. In my school system, we had a few advanced courses, but they were electives only, taken by very few students; however, we had widespread, slavish devotion to the freakin' sports programs, especially football. Most of our "science teachers" were actually coaches roped into doing extra duty on actual teaching, since the schools had to cut corners somewhere. Texas priorities: BAH!
My sympathy for you, David. I never would have guessed you were from Texas, although, I do have a cousin who runs a web hosting/marketing company out there. After watching 'Friday Night Lights', I can understand what you mean about football being the ultra priority(as much as one can from watching a movie).
I once chased my own tail. Therefore, I am STILL smarter than this twit. (At least I recognized that my tail exists!)
David D.G.
you are so stupid I cry at night, I just sit there in my house crying, wondering where society and humanity went wrong, and cry for the shame your parents must be feeling having popped out an ignorant knobcheese like you.
Follow the link to a poll between evolution and creationism, the thing is you have to put down your religion to vote, but if you are athiest you are not alound to vote! Thats the way to make sure you get the results you want!
hahahahahaha
Roy: I don't care that she's 13. When I was 13, I was getting a handle on the basics of E=mc^2. I certainly would have laughed my tush off at getting this kind of argument against science from someone my own age; heck, I would have laughed it off at age 10!
What do you expect from the queen of large cats? I mean, how many scientists are tigers? The only tigers I know of are the Bengals (they suck) and the Tamil Tigers (they also are bad bad meanies). I hope this woman is barren, the world does not need anymore idiotic tigers walking around. Except Tony the Tiger was a nice fellow til he was gunned down on the south side...very sad.
Hahaha... Is this a joke?
to argue the point fundie style
"After reading this I have decided that it's time to give up on creationists. Looking at that simply proves they are just too stupid for... how do they remember to breathe?"
This is a sweeping generalization. Whenever someone makes a sweeping generalization like this, I automatically believe the person is not so smart.
"You ever notice that people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved?"
I look very much "evolved". (although it would be a straw man to say that anything is "more evolved" today than anything else according to the ToE)
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Yes, I'm a Creationist.
I just don't understand this level of stupidity.
Please, please don't reproduce. Actually i'd like to ask you to avoid as much human contact as possible and seek professional help.
i'm a christian and I find most of these HI-LARIOUS!!! this one made me spit up my diet coke....
please understand that this doesn't account for many of us Christians who understand and acknowledge science, have normal careers, and view extremists like these downright scary.
Good to know sequoia.
This is almost like saying that because those first few monkeys never married (marriage only being in existence for perhaps a few thousand years), their union would thus be unacceptable, and so, unrecognized until the first few weddings...
No, no they don't.
Genius.
If evolution isn't real, how come sharks, crocodiles, alligators, birds, etc. of our day and age aren't the EXACT same they were millions of years ago?
The world was created in 7 days right?
evolution is the small changes in enviroment which allows an animal with a different character to survive and through natural selection over time evolve to become the most perfect animal possible for its enviroment....
learn the meaning of which you speak before you try to refuse it.
hey queen of the harpies, its several generations of monkeys, each new one born with a tiny genitic change. perhaps, after several generations of YOUR children, they may evolve into actual humans, not glorified monkeys like you.
"Oh my ... Now I am here at this place, doin' alright... for about 24758 Years now... I'm bored! I wanna turn into ... I don't know, maybe someone, who is that stupid to believe in that shit I'm doin' here"
... Oh come on! You can't be serious, are you!?
That's why you shouldn't play GaiaOnline.
Genious. Really.
Lol. We pro-create... You know what that is?
SEX. YEAH!
We have it generation to generation! It's -fun-.
Who knows what we evolve into next!
That's actually a brilliant point. How could species possibly evolve so drastically through generations? Even billions of generations wouldn't be enough to make men out of monkeys. If creatures evolve by procreating and thus perpetuating their particular genetic traits, then humans have hitherto evolved into generally less sentient, much fatter, more jaded, more languorous, and more unsavory versions of our ancestors. Sure we're a bit taller, more technologically advanced, more literate & educated, and more civilized, but that's not really survival of the fittest; it's more the degeneration of prolonged progress.
I'd wager my neck that noone, not even the Fundies, will remotely agree with me. Whatever.
You dont know what you're talking about. And wow you're smart... a single monkey lives for what, 20 years or so?
Evolution can't occur in a single life form, only during the reproduction process, when babies come out slightly different from their parents.
It takes millions of years, but what you failed to grasp is that it also takes millions of generations.
That wasn't the only memo you missed, apparently. Here's a few more:
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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