[continuing his hard-on for the KJV]
If your original Hebrew disagrees with my original King James --- your original Hebrew is wrong. If your original Hebrew agrees with my original King James, your original Hebrew is right.
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So... a variation between the original manuscript (which would have been the original word of god) and an edited, rewritten version (done in a completely different language no less) means that the original manuscript, the first Christian Bible, is wrong? What? It's not like you've got scientific evidence backing up the authenticity of the King James Version versus the original Hebrew texts.
Amazing. Can't vote, the scale is inapplicable. If he was a fundy, he wouldn't hold this opinion. He's just a wannabe fundy, except for the fact he's too ignorant. Of his own religion, no less...
Why, in the name of mercy does fundamentalism (or religion in general) require (or result in) such ignorance?
Noself, Star Cluster: They think that the KJV is the ONLY inspired Word of God (TM)? What the heck do these people think the previous versions of these books over the preceding centuries were -- God's uninspired rough drafts?
Seriously, this kind of bloody-mindedness is simple insanity. That's just too stark a break with even the fundies' own reality to make any kind of sense.
~David D.G.
@"Dr. Major"
Note to everyone, original WRITTEN bible was in Aramaic, a precursor to Hebrew.
Somehow I doubt that would mean much to AV1611VET .
First, no originals of any Bible books exist.
Second, the OT was likely originally written in Hebrew or Aramaic, but the NT was written in Greek.
Third, the KJV was translated from the few, relatively late manuscripts which were available at the time; hardly what one would call "original." Compared to some newer translations which utilize many more ancient manuscripts now available, the KJV contains many more errors and forgeries.
Last, you're an idiot.
"If your original Hebrew disagrees with my original King James --- your original Hebrew is wrong."
Sure dude, except that your original post disagrees with my interpretation of it as meaning, "I'm a moron who spends most of his time wanking off on my keyboard to old pictures of Britney Spears before she was a momma"... so by your own logic, I'm right and you're a wanker.
I read a little more of the thread. Watching him do loop-the-loops trying to defend himself is the best part.
Later, as an added bonus, JohnR7 makes a cameo appearance, in which he accuses people on the board of using "Because I say so" as reasoning.
These are the same people who would tell us to re-examine our data when we point out that reality is different than the Bible (i.e., geocentric vs heliocentric solar system). Their minds are not only made up, they're closed.
So you're saying that even though the ORIGINAL HEBREW Bible came first, and the NEW KING JAMES VERSION is merely a translation with various inaccuracies, the ORIGINAL HEBREW VERSION is wrong? How does that even work?
The logic breaks down completely, though, because there are NO original manuscripts, in either Hebrew, Aramaic or Greek, just retranslations of translations.
Did this guy just forget what "original" meant for the course of the post? Because if so, he deserves a prize for doublethink.
You know what, let's give it to him. I nominate this post for the Doublethink Award.
The original Hebrew is a source for the king james bible, along with the greek sources for the new testament, not the other way around. Therefore, it is more authentic. The King James bible can't be more authentic than its source as much as a Chinese dubbed version of Star Wars can be more authentic than its original american-english source version.
Personally, I like the poetry of the KJV (which isn't surprising, since my area of focus in my Eng Lit degree is Shakespeare...), but I am well aware of the dangers of relying on only a single translation. So when I prepare lessons for my Biblical Lit & Study classes, I use multiple translations for every verse. I usually use the King James, the New International, the Beck Translation, and the Vulgate (thank God I decided to take Latin in High School instead of German like my friends did).
I guess I'm too much of a scientist to rely on a single data set when additional resources are available.
Fun Fact:
There are several versions of the Hebrew Old Testament scriptures out there (called "traditions"). We cannot be sure at this late stage which of them was the "original" Hebrew.
The Hebrew tradition used by modern orthodox Judaism, for example, is a different tradition than the one that got translated into the Septuagint.
So, the doctrine that this person is talking about is that the KJV was divinely inspired and so when the KJV translation (and compilation - large chunks of it are from earlier English translations) was made, it became the official Word of God, and the previous versions, in whatever language, became obsolete. Yes, it's moronic. Some people even think that you need to teach people English so that they can read "The True Word of God". Riiiight.
Exactly how retarded are you anyway?
By your 'logic' my parents are younger then me and my dog is my elder. Continuation of the 'Fundie Word Redefinition Project'.
Is it not scary to see people try to reason things by reinventing the rules? They figure that they know god so well that they can add and subtract to their little fantasy world at will.
"I didn't kill the man officer, I set him free!"
Re-writing Reality For Jesus Award?
You know, this guy must be a genius with a philosophical breakthrough regarding Quine's radical indeterminacy of translation thesis.
Mmm, no, he's a moron.
A score of 5 is insufficient for this level of stupidity.
<<< I don't even think there is a name for that logical fallacy, is there? Or has this guy actually invented a NEW one? >>>
I think he has invented a new one.
<<< Look at his sig! He also believes that the King James Bible takes priority over reality! >>>
Ugh. I wonder if AV was the guy Douglas Adams was lampooning when he wrote this line: "The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate."
I rest my case! All religions breed lunatics.
Why is it that religious people always have to become bigots?
Even the intelligent one's loose their ability to feel compassion and love.
I heard this rumor that you should love your neihbor and your god. So where does it say kill, maim, attempt to maim and discredit everyone who doesn't believe what you say?
Idiots!!!!
richardT: Please address the following points:
1. At what point was God supposedly making this promise of permanent ongoing editorship of the Bible to preserve it (i.e., when he is supposed to have said "this generation")? Was this during the time of the KJV's translation, or was it supposedly said much earlier and appears in earlier texts?
2. If this promise of permanent ongoing editorship to preserve the Bible from change is taken as a premise, then how DO you account for the fact that different versions of the Bible ARE in conflict with each other?
3. "I cannot trust the latin vulgate nor the westcott/hort cirtical greek text." Cannot trust them because you cannot read them? (No shame in not being able to read them -- few people can.) If not, what is the reason?
~David D.G.
richardT: Please address the following points:
1. At what point was God supposedly making this promise of permanent ongoing editorship of the Bible to preserve it (i.e., when he is supposed to have said "this generation")? Was this during the time of the KJV's translation, or was it supposedly said much earlier and appears in earlier texts?
2. If this promise of permanent ongoing editorship to preserve the Bible from change is taken as a premise, then how DO you account for the fact that different versions of the Bible ARE in conflict with each other?
3. "I cannot trust the latin vulgate nor the westcott/hort cirtical greek text." Cannot trust them because you cannot read them? (No shame in not being able to read them -- few people can.) If not, what is the reason?
~David D.G.
1. The verse about bible preservation is in the OT.
King James Version (KJV)
Psalm 12:6-7
6The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
7Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.
Psalm 33:11
11The counsel of the LORD standeth for ever, the thoughts of his heart to all generations.
Psalm 100:5
5For the LORD is good; his mercy is everlasting; and his truth endureth to all generations.
Psalm 111:7-8
7The works of his hands are verity and judgment; all his commandments are sure.
8They stand fast for ever and ever, and are done in truth and uprightness.
Psalm 117:2
2For his merciful kindness is great toward us: and the truth of the LORD endureth for ever. Praise ye the LORD.
Psalm 119:89
89For ever, O LORD, thy word is settled in heaven.
Psalm 119:152
152Concerning thy testimonies, I have known of old that thou hast founded them for ever.
Psalm 119:160
160Thy word is true from the beginning: and every one of thy righteous judgments endureth for ever.
Isaiah 40:8
8The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.
Isaiah 59:21
21As for me, this is my covenant with them, saith the LORD; My spirit that is upon thee, and my words which I have put in thy mouth, shall not depart out of thy mouth, nor out of the mouth of thy seed, nor out of the mouth of thy seed's seed, saith the LORD, from henceforth and for ever.
Matthew 5:18
18For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Matthew 24:35
35Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.
1 Peter 1:23
23Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever.
1 Peter 1:25
25But the word of the Lord endureth for ever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you.
Revelation 22:18
18For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
Revelation 22:19
19And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
2. I do not trust any english bible that was translated, even slightly, off of the Westcott and Hort critical greek text. Which includes every bible version except the King James Version.
3. I can not trust translations based on them.
How come, if the United States of America is the one true home of the People of God (according to fundies) then why are they relying on a book written for & by the old enemy (the Brits)?
I come to this site for a giggle, most of the time i get one, but it does worry me about the overall standard of thought in the most powerful nation on Earth...
The original was Aramaic. :b
Yes but we don't have the Aramaic with us today.
For your information, Hebrew is nothing but an aramaic dialect..
And the NT was written in greek, not hebrew nor aramaic.
In any case.. oh well, the kjv is good but not that good.
This is further proof that the teachings of Christ, not to mention the entire bible, have become entirely irrelevant to Fundie Christians. If the bible does not further their militant agenda then they simply dismiss it.
And the really weird thing is that none of them really have a problem with this.
Zabu, if you're still reading:
Hebrew and Aramaic are sister languages -- both West Semitic. Hebrew originated as a dialect of southern Canaanite and is probably most closely related to Phoenician. Aramaic is a little further afield and originated more to the north, in Syria and Lebanon. (Oddly enough, it's still the spoken language of the Assyrians, whose ancestors spoke Akkadian 3000+ years ago -- an East Semitic language.) It happened to be the primary lingua franca of the region in Jesus' time and had supplanted Hebrew as a spoken language, as it would later be supplanted by Greek and then Arabic.
As for the Chick tract quoted upthread... oy vey. But Chick is a total tinfoil hatter anyway, so not really all that surprising. And AV1611VET is dumb as a brick, but that's no secret around here.
I'm a professional translator with roughly 15 years of experience. Were I to operate on this principle, I would soon have to ask "You want fries with that?" for a living.
There's a reason why scholars seek the oldest versions of ancient books, and it's not to point out the mistakes therein.
"IF JOHN THE BAPTIST USED THE KING JAMES VERSION,
THEN IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
GIVE ME THAT OLD KING JAMES VERSION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD KING JAMES VERSION,
GIVE ME THAT OLD KING JAMES VERSION,
IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!"
-- "Pastor Ron", an Omaha preacher of the Eighties who wrote filksongs to stay sane
ok,, the original is wrong, and the version retranslated from the previous, 2 languages removed is right? that makes about as much sense as fishing in a bucket
I give this guy 47 out of 5.
But yeah, if the original and another version translated into a different language thousands of years later are different, surely the ORIGINAL is wrong! Idiot...
I get it- it took all the contradictory accounts, reconciled them into a single, definitive story, and established an altered history so that everything previous had effectively never been true, and the 'new' story had always been true.
No, wait, that was Crisis on Infinite Earths, this guy's just retarded.
one thing i like about Jews, they've never gone to war in the name of their god, but rather to defend their land, never to expand, only to retain.
Riiiiight... And jesus was American too, right? Blonde-haired, blue-eyed, english-speaking American?
You watch too much TV and your priest must be in the KKK.
Get a brain, THEN Get a life.
Is it just me, or did it sound like he was battling pokemon there for a second?
My Original KJV summons JESUS!
Oh yeah, well, my Original Hebrew summons GOD.
Beat that, king james version.
Original = fail.
Translated = win.
ah hell why not. Mormons believe that old joe smith "translated" the real book of abraham from a false egyptian funeral scroll, lol. Xstians gits stupidzer and stupidzer.
I just wish they would stop breeding :(
Aaaaand... what came first , o Emeritus Professor of Theology AV1611VET...?
PROTIP: The Greeks were determining that the Earth was spherical, when we ancient Britons were still pointing & screaming at that big yellow thing in the sky.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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