I think im speaking for most of us here when I say I am tired of living in a country that promotes sin and a satanic lifestyle. I was not born a christian only to have some godless person try to instill their beliefs on me or my family. Something needs to change. If we are to win the war on terror then we need to get everyone on the right side. Why dont we see any Christification camps? Children should be taught the Truth of Christ at a young age so that they cannot grow up believing in satan...
I understand why Bush has been divinely inspired by the Lord Jesus Christ, because only he understands the perils that our country and Christian Citizens of the United States face on a daily basis. The inherit threat of the mohammedons must cease, and we must be able to live our lives without fear of being killed in the name of Satan(allah). I think we need to have Christification camps open up through the country, requiring mandatory attendance for people who chose to believe in false religions. This is a real threat we are facing and we need to take it very seriously...
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I think im speaking for most of us here ...I say I am tired of living in a country that promotes sin and a satanic lifestyle
Well move to fucking St Kitts and Nevis then T&T.
Children should be taught the Truth of Christ at a young age so that they cannot grow up believing in satan...
Ummmmmm, I don't know about you, but I thought it was places like your Christ camps that taught people to believe in Satan.
we must be able to live our lives without fear of being killed in the name of Satan(allah).
Your God is Satan? What the...! And then Dr Jeckyll got Mr Hyde drunk and proceded to fellate him in the jacuzzi.
I think im speaking for most of us here when I say I am tired of living in a country that promotes sin and a satanic lifestyle.
Children should be taught the Truth of Christ at a young age so that they cannot grow up believing in satan... I assure you that as an atheist, I don't believe in Satan. On the contrary, as a Christian, you do!
"If we are to win the war on terror then we need to get everyone on the right side. Why dont we see any Christification camps?"
"I think im speaking for most of us here when I say I am tired of living in a country that promotes sin and a satanic lifestyle."I think I speak for many here when I say that we're tired of zealous Christians branding our life-styles sinful and Satanic. We are not sinful and, if you would actually take a look, you might notice that we do not worship Satan.
"I was not born a christian only to have some godless person try to instill their beliefs on me or my family."
Get bent. No one is born a Christian anymore than they are born Republican or born an astronaut.
As long as Christians are allowed to "share their beliefs" with others, the "godless" must be afforded that right too.
"Something needs to change."
I agree. You and your Christian pals need to pull your heads out of the sand and catch up with the rest of us in the 21st century.
"If we are to win the war on terror then we need to get everyone on the right side."
You do understand that there are more than two sides in the "war on terror," don't you.
"Why dont we see any Christification camps? Children should be taught the Truth of Christ at a young age so that they cannot grow up believing in satan..."
First, we DO see camps like that; heinous, mind-warping establishments where children are taught to believe many ridiculously false things are facts. Churches, schools and camps where children are brainwashed to Christianity before they have the knowledge and power to fight back.
Second, believing in Satan is part of YOUR theology, dipshit.
"I understand why Bush has been divinely inspired by the Lord Jesus Christ, because only he understands the perils that our country and Christian Citizens of the United States face on a daily basis."
Other than when he needs to go potty, I don't think there is anything that ONLY George Bush knows. I defy you to show that GWB has been divinely inspired. Just saying that doesn't make it true.
"The inherit threat of the mohammedons must cease, and we must be able to live our lives without fear of being killed in the name of Satan(allah)."
Mohammedons?" How very 19th century of you.
Allah isn't Satan. Allah is the same imaginary god you worship, it's just the arabic word for god. Read your Bible, T&T. You seem very unclear as to who or what Satan is.
"I think we need to have Christification camps open up through the country, requiring mandatory attendance for people who chose to believe in false religions."
Concentration camps? Christian camps on the order of the Chinese "re-education camps? How 'bout if we had some "knock the delusions out of you" camps for assisting Fundie Christians back into the real world?
"This is a real threat we are facing and we need to take it very seriously..."
I agree. The spectre of your Christianizing camps is a real threat. If your pipe dream ever actually got some backing, we would have to take serious action.
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I think im speaking for most of us here
And I thought Christians were against Hitler and totalitarian regimes where no freedom of religion was allowed.
Why dont we see any Christification camps?
I think we need to have Christification camps open up through the country, requiring mandatory attendance for people who chose to believe in false religions. Great! Let's start with you!This is a real threat we are facing and we need to take it very seriously... Oh, you sure are.
Tell me, tell me where is the love
I think I'm speaking for most of us here when I say I am tired of living in a country where a portion of the population tries to dictate what may go on in my bedroom and what I can do with my body. I was not born into an atheistic family only to have some holier-than-thou jerks try to instill their beliefs on me or my family.
Being opinionated asses is what got this whole problem started. There'd still be people that hate us, but not as many. Try being decent for a change, and maybe people will like you and stop trying to destroy your faith.
So, your solution, be more stupid than the terrorist, if not more sinister?, you´re nuts.
"I was not born a christian." The only true statement in this screed (and only true if you end it right there). Everyone is born an atheist since a baby has no belief in god; some of us remain in this state and others reconvert to the natural state of atheism after we grow up and wise up.are Christification camps where rabid fundies use fear and intimidation to twist young minds in order to raise a generation of "soldiers for the lord." There's even a documentary about it, just released in theatres - "Jesus Camp."
"I think im speaking for most of us here when I say I am tired of living in a country that promotes sin and a satanic lifestyle."
Besides, faith is something natural and God-given. You can´t use a camp to indoctrinate. I mean, there are Christian summer camps where children go, but they make ordinary activities of summer camps and, on Sunday, Mass and some exercises NOT AL-QAEDA LIKE ACTIVITIES. In fact, you were not born a Christian, like everybody. And to defeat terror, the only way is to reafirm tolerance and respect for the different, NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND. After all, paraphrasing Jesus, what´s the merit?, muslims too believe that only their religion is the right one.
If only Bush understands blah blah blah, then doesn't that mean you don't? Obviously neither of you knows what the fuck you're talking about. Kudos for advocating brainwashing, dumbass.
Papbear, that was one of your best deconstruction rebuttals to date. I agree with every word. Nice work.
How about a "God Is Big Brother" award?
Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
"BTW, there are Christification camps where rabid fundies use fear and intimidation to twist young minds in order to raise a generation of 'soldiers for the lord.' There's even a documentary about it, just released in theatres - 'Jesus Camp.'"
I think speaking for most of us.......that´s the first problem, you can´t asume you do. And children should be taught bla bla bla, it´s what parents do when they send them to Sunday Schools or teach them the Bible and so on. Besides, to defeat the Terror everybody must be on the right side. What side?, to fabricate a lie that is costing lots of human lives?, to promote ignorance and blame others for your own faults?. To be so sectarian as to call Satan anyone who doesn´t happen to think like you?. Besides, the requiring attendance is ridiculous.....the first amendment prevents and you can´t force your beliefs into others.
@"Trinidad & Tobago"
I was not born a christian only to have some godless person try to instill their beliefs on me or my family.
Oh the irony or is it hypocrisy? Anyway, give him an award.
I was misquoted! Corrections to my "quote" appear below. kthx.religion and the belief in sky daddies . I was not born a skeptic only to have some fundie idiot try to instill their beliefs on me or my family. Something needs to change. If we are to win the war on terror then we need to get everyone on the right side. Why dont we see any Atheism camps? Children should be taught the Truth of Atheism at a young age so that they cannot grow up believing in sky daddies ...
I understand why Bush has been divinely inspired by the Lord Jesus Christ, because only he misunderestimates the perils that our country and everyone of the United States face on a daily basis. The inherent threat of the mohammedons must cease, and we must be able to live our lives without fear of being killed in the name of some made-up deity . I think we need to have Atheism camps open up through the country, requiring mandatory attendance for people who chose to believe in any religions. This is a real threat we are facing and we need to take it very seriously..."
Why dont we see any Christification camps? Children should be taught the Truth of Christ at a young age so that they cannot grow up believing in satan...
ha ha, you are a very funny person. you are deffinitly a christian, WORSHIP MY VEIWS OR I WILL KILL YOU, ha ha you are deffinitly hated
When Mohammed was visited by a "angel" they induced into him the act of sodomy being natural and from Allah.
Yeah Bush wants to go to heaven by killing millions of people. sending them to war, withholding stemcell researc that coudl save thousands of people...
Poe, right? I don't think you can be educated enough to refer to them thar Islamists as Mohammedians and still miss the glaring hypocrisy of forced religious re-education to counter others supposedly imposing their beliefs on you.
Also, Christification camps? Come on, Poe.
The best way to fight terror is to stop living in it.
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