In my opinion, if an animal in the wild like a swan is caught being gay it should be shot on sight, disinfected, and used to feed the poor.
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Because, as we all know, being gay is unnatural, even when it's being done naturally by natural animals in nature![/sarcasm]Archaeopath: Sorry for the tangent here, but -- treason?!? I'm no fan of needless carnage of beautiful waterfowl myself, but on what bizarre grounds could it be considered treasonous?
~David D.G.
An animal caught being gay? What does that mean, a lion redecorating your house in the most FABULOUS colors, a hen driving a full dress Harley in a Gay Pride parade? I've decided to shoot you on sight, please post a recent picture. (sarcasm)
Re Swans & treason. Bit of a rural myth, this one. It is true that all UK swans are considered Royal property, and may not be killed or otherwise molested without a Royal warrant, but it was never treason.
Like, the swan's pond is really nicely decorated or they were looking at gay swan porn on their swan laptops? That kind of caught being gay? Or are we talking about voyeuristically stalking a suspected swan to see if he (or she) has a fancy for familiar feathers? Kind of gives new meaning to going "down."
How to recognise a gay swan in 5 easy lessons.
There was that experiment where the guy picked out the smartest warms, killed them and gave them as food to other warms, which by the results of his study, made the other warms smarter.
Ice: Normally I make it a policy not to point out misspellings, but I believe you meant "wo rms."
Is caught how?, You don´t see them being "straight". Come on man, YOU ARE A TROLL. Otherwise you would commit suicide looking yourself at the mirror and thinking how it´s possible you´re such a moron. Why not then to kill wolves on the grounds of murder?, or mockbirds on the grounds of theft?, or best, DON´T WE EAT THEM ANYWAY.
STUPORSPORT AT THE ZOO:
ah yes, the Halloween episode where Springfield turned to zombies....Howdidly neighbourooney - mind if I nibble on your ear?
*Homer blows Ned's head off with a shotgun*
Bart and Lisa: Way to go dad, you've killed the zombie Flanders.
Homer: Zombie?
what good is a gay wild animal? Since there are lots of poor people in the world who need to be fed, they might as well eat gay animals as opposed to productive ones. I have nothing against gays other than the fact that man-on-man anal intercourse makes me nausiated...but I'm just looking at it logically....I'm trying to save wildlife. What's illogical about that?
@"supersport"
what good is a gay wild animal? Since there are lots of poor people in the world who need to be fed, they might as well eat gay animals as opposed to productive ones. I have nothing against gays other than the fact that man-on-man anal intercourse makes me nausiated...but I'm just looking at it logically....I'm trying to save wildlife. What's illogical about that?
2 steps in a positive direction, though...
I'm sorry...but when it comes to Supersport, I do try and cling to the hopes that deep, deep down in his cold heart, there might be a salvageable human being in there. I'm losing that hope quickly, but I'm holding onto it.
I am tending towards the belief that Stuporshit is now just coming out with these quotes in order to get a rise out of people. Or to appear on here, so he can brag to his friends - if he had any, that is - about how stoopid them athayists is.
Sad really. He must have the most dreadfully boring life.
Translation: Of course, what I'm really saying is that when homosexual HUMANS are caught in gay activity, they should be shot on sight, "disinfected," and used to feed the straight dogs.
You are a repulsive, disgusting monster.
Animal abuse for Jesus
Nice
Well, if you were a swan, I would do the same thing.
You can't accept that you're world is gone...destroyed and raped,can you?
Sorry for the tangent here, but -- treason?!? I'm no fan of needless carnage of beautiful waterfowl myself, but on what bizarre grounds could it be considered treasonous?
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All the mute swans in England technically belong to the Queen... So she gets a bit annoyed if you go round shooting and disinfecting them.
Dad: What's for dinner, honey?
Right! Let's all go swan-hunting and if any are caught doing anything remotely effeminate then kill it!
By the way, can we drown Supersport en route?
Completely, utterly, unbelieva..., oh, wait, it's supersport.
So, what I'm getting from this is that you view homosexuality as a disease, "...shot on sight, disinfected..." isn't that what you do with diseased animals? If that’s the case and homosexuality is a disease then why can't people call into work gay? I truly wish people would learn to be a little more excepting.
Somehow what bothers me most about this is the suggestion that the dead, gay (and thus "tainted") swan be used to feed the poor. If such an act is so righteous, why not have, say, supersport eat it?
Oh, yeah, right - WTF is this shit?
That cracked me up. I just picture SS here shin-deep in pond water, blowing the heads off birds with a revolver, yelling "Take THAT, you--you--GAY swan!"
But wouldn't the poor catch Teh Gay from the contaminated meat?
Ummm, in animals it's a social interaction, although some cases are confusion. For some species of dolphin, it would be like killing them for talking.
damn. i know of about 500 animal species that are totally boned,then. goodbye,dolphins..so long, bonobos, dogs, cats, horses, pigs, birds of paradise, cock of the rock(god, i love that one!!),gazelle, bison, deer,and orangatans!!
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