I am glad to hear that there are teens who want to hear that there are teens who want to hear the Word of God, and crave the Strong Meat :!: :!:
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Bro Randy: Yeah, teens, I got your Strong Meat right here! Yeah, baby! I'll give you this Strong Meat so good you'll be shouting for the Lord! Hallelujah.
"Oh I wish I were a T4C weiner,
just like Brother Randee-ee-ee,
cause if I were a T4C weiner,
I'd be a fundie teengirl fantasy"!
You know, I don't see this as dirty -- it remind me rather explicitly of the LDS "Milk before Meat" doctrine, actually. In this particular case, Bro. Randy is talking about skipping the milk (the part that makes the faith in question easier to swallow) and going straight to the meat.
In that regard, I would imagine a Christian version of John Walker Lindh would feel right at home on T4C -- after all, Lindh was after the strong meat of Islam. It's why he joined the Taliban.
OMG, flipper, you made me choke on my drink there, I'm still laughing. Freudian Tumble Off A Cliff award nth+1.
I'd make a pun about Randy preferring young meat, but... nah, too easy.
And Freudian Tumble Off A Cliff Award n+1thd.
Cripes, why did we give away Freudian Slip already? This is way beyond pure fundie gold.
Well, it went to Randy's female double, so that's pretty much the same thing as giving it to Randy himself. The good little Stepford wife would probably credit Randy's influence for her award-winning quote anyway, and give the prize money to her own... er, husband.
It's only a a short time away when the Good Bro. reveals his true intentions of T4C
The young girls will become his celestial brides and the young boys will be castrated?
... the more bro randy and his wife post, the more convincing the thought of their being sexually deviant cult-leaders grow...
While I love a good steak or tomato-roasted chicken breast, I dont think its the same meat hes craving...
I once headed the editorials page of my college newspaper along with a squeaky-clean Christian fellow (nice guy, really) who unfortunately committed a somwhat similar double entendre in a headline once without realizing it until it was pointed out to him the next day. It still took a while to get him to see how it could be taken wrong; and when he finally did see it, though he laughed himself almost sick, he didn't stop blushing for almost an hour!
As Horace Greeley once commented, "It takes a dirty mind to edit a clean newspaper." People who get used to a certain phrase having only one meaning for them (a clean one), and make a point of living so that they seldom even come into contact with the more, uh, informal slang meanings of the words, are that much more likely to commit the very sort of communicative faux pas that they would most want to avoid.
~David D.G.
the_darkside_986 wrote:
I understand what Bible text he is referring to but the way he used it = freudian slip.
Indeed. Here's the passage in question:
Hebrews 5:12-14, King James Version:
"For when for the time ye ought to be teachers, ye have need that one teach you again which be the first principles of the oracles of God; and are become such as have need of milk, and not of strong meat . For every one that useth milk is unskilful in the word of righteousness: for he is a babe. But strong meat belongeth to them that are of full age, even those who by reason of use have their senses exercised to discern both good and evil."
For those of you who are a little rusty on the Elizabethan English used by the KJV, here's the same passage in modern English:
Hebrews 5:12-14, New International Version:
"In fact, though by this time you ought to be teachers, you need someone to teach you the elementary truths of God's word all over again. You need milk, not solid food ! Anyone who lives on milk, being still an infant, is not acquainted with the teaching about righteousness. But solid food is for the mature, who by constant use have trained themselves to distinguish good from evil."
The clear analogy is between the notion of dietary age (e.g. being an infant vs. being weaned), and the notion of being untrained vs. well-trained in hitting people over the head with a bible.
For a while now I've watched as every word this guy says is taken as some pedophilic urge, when not a word of it has been. It so obviously isn't him that has the dirty mind here.
This one isn't even a dumb quote. I know he has plenty of genuinely dumb quotes, so why not post those and mock them for what they're worth?
0_0........
Yup, he's molesting them.
'Rocks in fetal position': Find your happy place, find your happy place...
OK, this is serious. Do we need any more confirmation that good ol' Brother Randy is a pedophile? I have no more doubts. The sexual overtones in his posts are getting less and less subtle all the time. I think he really needs to have his head checked, and chemical castration while they're at it.
This is the most epic Freudian slip ever.
I was about to grab a soda, too. Good thing I saw this first, or I might owe my parents a new computer.
Pedophilic KJV-onlyism:
You're doing it right!
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