"In God We Trust" on these new "devil dollar" coins is in an irreverent unimportant inconspicuous place on the side of the coin today , and "In God We Trust" will be completely off of US MINT coins in the future unless we boycott these coins now.
BOYCOTT the new "devil dollar" coin.
Refuse to accept it and the US Mint will have no other choice but to put "In God We Trust" back on the face of all US Mint coins where it deserves.
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Calling all fundies!
Have you received a 'devil dollar' recently? Are you at a loss about what to do with it?
Well wonder no more...
Wash your hands of that satanic money by sending it and any other money it has been in contact with to the FIrst Baptist Money Laundry of Our Lord, Apopka, FL!
We will then remove all satanic influence from the money, before disposing of it in a suitable manner. Your soul will never be imperilled by it again!
Render unto Caesar, and all that good stuff.
Also, your God is getting weaker. It used to take iron chariots to defeat Him; now all it takes is the placement of words on a dollar coin.
Nevermind the fact that "In God We Trust" has only been on our money since the 50s, and that was because of the communist-paranoid 'Red Scare.'
(Of course, fundies think if we're still IN the 50s, so I shouldn't be surprised at this sort of behaviour.)
@NonProphet
(Of course, fundies think if we're still IN the 50s, so I shouldn't be surprised at this sort of behaviour.)
Yeah. the 17 50's.
Send all your Devil Dollars to:
Insane Fundie Protest
c/o Rob
1344 8th Ave.
New York, NY 10022
Where the will be disposed of properly
That's one of the most stupid ideas ever proposed. If fanatic fundies want to boycott the "devil dollars," be my guest; plenty of other people will use them (like me, for instance) and your boycott won't even be noticed.
Yes! Please boycott all your money. Send those devil dollars away! Send them to:
ME
c/o This isn't my real address
102 N. Take Your Money Dr.
Saneville, OH 43205
Actually it's probably best if you send off all your coins and bills that have come in contact with the devil coins, because the coins are as infectious as teh ghey, all yer other coins and bills will magically have "In God We Trust" wiped off.
Most people refuse to use them anyway, so your "boycott" wouldn't even be noticed.
If we're going to have dollar coins, we need to abolish paper dollars. Only then would people be forced to use dollar coins. It'll be harder on the strippers with all those coins weighing down their g-strings, but I'm confident we can make it work. For America!
@The Missus
We haven't had paper dollars in Canada for nearly twenty years now. It hasn't seemed to impact stripper earnings negatively. People just switched to $2 dollar bills (when we had them), then when the Mint introduced a $2 dollar coin, they switched to $5 bills.
We just chalk it up to inflation.
Oh, and God isn't mentioned on our currency at all.
Let's see. The US won the Revolution without "In God We Trust" on its dollars. We won the Spanish-American War. We won WWI and WW2. Then we put "In God We Trust" on our dollars. We lost the Korean War; we lost the Viet Nam War. We won the first Iraq war, so God sent us back to correct that slip-up by redoing it to lose. Sounds like God isn't much impressed by false shows of piety.
"Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven." Matt. 6:1
The sad part is that I do have a handful of John Adamses in my pocket right now, and I really don't like them much. The writing around the edge is pretty cool, and I could definitely do without "In God We Trust", but they're kinda junky and play-money looking. I want the Sackie back.
...whine, whine, whine...if you don't like the coins, then use dollar bills.
(Personally, I like the new coins.)
The take it out the same way they added it in 1954, or the change regularly all the currencies, over the years. Second, how can you boycott money?, exchanging tokens?
This dude is a doctor?
Wow.
no, refusing to accept money is called being poor for no good reason.
This is also probably the most pointless thing you could be an activist about. I lol at your stupidity.
And this week's laughably blown-out-of-portion Attack-on-the-Christian-faith is...
I love how first, fundies freaked when they thought IGWT was removed from the new coins, then when someone points out that it's still their, they freak that it's "only" on the edge. Like the phrase is somehow offended, because it "deserves" to be on the face of the coin. WTF?
It's that stupid 1% (fundies) that's dragging down the rest of us, and making America a laughingstock to the world.
Fundies are so busy being oppressed that they forget the things that should be important to them. Like, you know, anything Jesus said?
Roosevelt took the reference to God off the money out of respect for God. Didn’t think the big guy should be forced to be part of any transaction to buy tobacco, whiskey, or a whore.
It’s been legislated that it HAS to be on every coin and note.
This was, of course, the Congress busy proving they were figthing the ‘Red Scare.’
For 70 years, any time anyone’s complained about an unconstitutional reference to God on the money, the Christers have cheerfully suggested we don’t use money.
So, if you don’t LIKE where the designer made the phrase fit, be sure to just not use it. It affects no one by your boycott.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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