A woman for president is a bad idea. Hillary for president is even worse. Do you think America never had a woman for president by coincidence?
[You can transfer that logic to black people, seeing as there's been no black presidents - Anyway it's incredibly insensitive, stupid and unbased.]
As stupid as you think it sounds I totally agree. Blacks should not ever be in positions of power. They should be suppressed back in to slavery.
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What bothers me is that POE or not, there are groups of fundies that are so wrapped up in gender roles that this position is a reality. I wonder how the Promise Keepers perceive the possibility of a female president? I wonder if they can actually hear what's going on all the way back in the fifties?
Reading the thread, I'm fairly certain he's a Poe.
And yet, were he on Hannity or the Vanguard forums (or possibly t4c), he'd blend in perfectly.
Poe.
This is becoming a real problem. We've become so successful at making fun of fundies that the web is now crawling with people beating on the fundies with the big sarcasm stick. It's gotten to the point that most of the fundie sites have more poe's crawling through their forums than actual fundies.
Most of the offerings here of late have been obvious poe's. Don't just sit there on your asses, people! Get out there and find some genuine fundie looniness!
More kudos to you. What should we do then to the black ministers, if they're seen as objects?. I think this guy is an idiot who is just pissed because his argument bite the dust. Leave him alone. If one condones slavery, it's already a lost case.
I wonder if this person is a member of the "Christian" Identity movement.
Also, please God, let this be Poe...
The thread is a trainwreck.
Every single last comment that bricks00usa makes in that thread, and on that site, is letter-perfect for this one, and he's not even trolling.
And check out this screenshot for another crack he made on another thread.
The asshatry is strong in this one.
Nope, Tempus is right. That's a screenshot I took after I got an infraction for calling bricks an "idiot" and linking to pictures of Auschwitz in response. Mods, of course, jumped on me and ignored him.
Bricks sent me a PM after I posted that telling me that I must love him because I'd paid such close attention.
Definitely a troll. Don't feed him.
HAYA, Mjones--long time never seen!
Welcome back, ye olde yak gelder!
By this logic, I can claim that no white president was ever good, since one never turned America into a utopian society. There haven't been any black/female candidates till now, and a lot of people voting against them will be close-minded racist sexist bastards like yourselves.
The reason we have never had a woman for president is because there has never been a woman strong enough to challenge the "Penis Government".
Hey, it took us till 1920 to get the right to vote. We had to buy our time, until the time was right to challenge the "Man" and the "Estabilishment".
Yes, being a bit feministic. But hey, if us smart, intelligent, strong women don't stand together, then the "Man" will keep running us down the wrong path.
"suppressed back into slavery" - all I have to say is Supreme Court Justice Thoroughgood Marshall.
Let's just take "bricks00usa" and stake him to a fireant mound and cover his private parts with honey. Then he can see the power of women.
Poe's law: without a smiley or other indicator that you're joking, it's impossible to create a satirical post that parodies religious fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing.
In other words, ao matter how bizzare, outrageous, strange, or idiotic a parody of a religious fundamentalist may seem, there will always be someone who cannot tell that it is a parody, having seen similar real ideas from actual religious and political fundamentalists, either online or in reality.
Well... If it IS a Poe, it's a good one.
If it isn't... Damn!
I'll bet it listens to "Prussian Blue" CDs by day; burns crosses by night; and regularly attends church on Sunday - With an occasional fag-bashing thrown in for fun.
Sometimes I admit that I just feel utter despair when I read shit like this, because even if it is a Poe, there are a lot of people out there who think this way. And how in god's name can I possibly convince them that I'm just as good as the best man when they think that I'm hysterical and stupid just because I have different genitalia?
It hurts sometimes. And I wish it didn't.
@Sophie
You know what's depressing? There's this redneck kid at my school who is constantly bashing Hillary, not because of her political beliefs (which I doubt he even knows), but because she's a woman (His exact words were 'we CAN'T have a chick for president!')
If its a Poe, its poorly hidden, if its real...get the torches boys, we're chasing a monster out of town.
Saying this in the comfort of your own living room I imagine?
Why don't you be a real man, take it up the ass, and walk in to a gay or black neighborhood and see how long you remain in one place.
And I assure you there will be no witnesses.
Don't breed.
By that same arguement, protestants never should have split off from catholicism, nobody should have ever formed a democracy, and we never should have landed on the moon.
This, and a number of other posts, creep me out to the point where I wonder, is there some way of tracing these people and quietly disappearing them?
So, you do know that Moses married a black woman and she was a prominent leader of the women when the Israelites were in the desert, right? Because if you did, then I think you might have a different opinion of both blacks and women you sexist, chauvenistic racist.
I love how this retard phrases his first couple of sentences.
"A woman for president is a bad idea. Hillary for president is even worse."
Is it just me, or does it sound like they're saying Hilaary is "Worse that your average Woman", or that Hillary isn't entirely female or something?
This doesn't seem to have much to do with Christianity, just ignorance.
Oh, and they sound like a huge douche.
"Average Rating: 4.57
[You can transfer that logic to black people, seeing as there's been no black presidents - Anyway it's incredibly insensitive, stupid and unbased.]
As stupid as you think it sounds I totally agree. Blacks should not ever be in positions of power. They should be suppressed back in to slavery."
That was a party political Broadcast by The Republican Party
WHAT! ITS PEOPLE LIKE THIS THAT ARE THE PROBLEM IN THIS WORLD!!!!!
get back under your bridge, you have no power here, moron!!!
your wrong. its good to have a first for some things. this is one of them. i for one am glad to see a change. i was getting sick of bush. for once, its nice to see that something that has never happened, is happening. and im not even from america.
Sir, as an African American Woman, I want to find where you live so I can beat the ever living shit out of you for your comment.
Also, have you been living under a rock?
So, care to comment on our currently brilliant president elect, Barack Obama?
The first African American to be President?
I hope you move out of the country for the next four years and mope. :)
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here; HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.Aperture science; we do what we must because we can for the good of all of us except the ones who are dead. But there's no chance crying over every mistake.
Go ahead and leave me.
DIE YOU RACIST FUCK!
This was a triumph.
Go ahead and leave me.
This was a triumph.
Go ahead and leave me.
This was a triumph.
Go ahead and leave me.
Isn't the president of the Republic of Ireland a woman? That's one of the most Christian nations in Europe.
One of the most forceful leaders of the 20th century was the Iron Lady; Margaret Thatcher. I certainly didn't like her as a leader, not because she's a woman, but because she's a conservative.
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