JC...
They nailed him to a tree - but they couldn't kill him!
Now he's back - and this time it's personal!
For summer 2008, Quentin Tarantino presents his new biblical blockbuster:
"Machete Messiah"
".....JC is reborn in a tiny village in the Deep South. His parents are so poor, even the white trash spit on them. He is homeschooled - and starts to find an uncanny parallel between his own life and that of the other JC.
"Determined not to be a burden to his parents, he runs off with his two good friends, Vince Vega and Jules Winnfield, to the big city where he immediately gets involved in a life of crime running black market KJV bibles into Mexico.
"He has soon made his first $10,000 and he starts to send money home to his folks, who have been reduced to selling body parts in order to eat. He tells them that his money comes from 'the good book'...
"He travels the South and is appalled by what he sees. People are starting to believe that they came from monkeys - instead of a handful of dust...
"On his 21st birthday, out of his skull on a mixture of Acopulco Gold and mescalin, he has some sort of epiphany - he knows what he has to do and, together with Jules and Vince and his trusty machete - he sets out to do it!"