I'm not afraid by you people. Just like Daneil wasn't afraid. When God'd closed the lions mouths.
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Just like that?
Who is God'd?
A few years ago, someone as devout as you not only said that, but attempted to demonstrate it.
Unsurprisingly, he was gored by a lion.
we're not here to strike fear into you, We are here to mock you.
God stands as much of a chance in closing our mouths as the Washington Redskins do of winning the world series of baseball...
Besides he'd more than likely send a she-bear to eats us.
Now have a Coke(TM) and a smile..... and shut the fuck up!
-N
There, there, LW. The big, bad atheists aren't going to hurt you. They are just little fluffy bunnies if you ignore the fangs and the laser eyes.
[The modern lions, having already dined, are now disposed for their evening entertainment.]
Up next, a bathetic performance by LoneWolf1984, swinging the bemerded bludgeon of bad English, talking bravely and almost coherently in the face of condescending laughter.
We aren't trying to scare you, you stupid tit. We just despise people, like yourself, who continually fight to return humanity to it's ignorant, horrific, God-plagued past.
If you want to reject science? Join an Amish community, if they'll have you, but stop trying to turn the world into one, big, community of scientifically illiterate slaves. Not only does theocracy not work, it generally results in slaughter.
Most of us have evolved past such a miserable state and we definitely won't regress for the sake of someone who dares to opine on deep issues while being incapable of understanding the most basic science or constructing a sentence.
I don't think Lone Wolf can help it, it's got to be some kind of brain damage, at the very least some kind of information processing problem. But, really, to visit this forum and basically ASK for it - ??
Hmmm... First the Daneil and the lions story in the bible is an extremely censored version of the original and was supposed to be removed. It stayed in only because a majority of people enjoyed the story. Second, I'm not going to bite you, I'm goin to shoot you. Third, you ani't supposed to compair yourself to the bible.
"I ain't afraid o' no ghost."_________Ghostbusters
I wish I could post a pic here - I have a cartoon from Playboy from 40 years ago that shows two lions. One has a sour look on his face, and the other one is saying; everybody heartburn."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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