(The following quote also used to be LW's signature on his DA page)
The rain drops are God's tears crying for your souls.
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There, have fun carrying those around.
Your purported Christianity has nothing to do with our derision. It's your lack of intelligent speech, your ignorance, and blatant stupidity that we 'pick on you'. That and those gawd awful scribbling you call 'art'.
This is exactly what I've been talking about. He says retarded ass shit and then cries "YOU PICKS ON ME CAUSE I IS CHRISTAIN" when people ridicule him. I think he knows people only give him hell because of his incredible ignorance and god awful grammar, and of course his "art", he just loves to play the poor, persecuted christian.
I'll put this is very child-like and loose terms so that LW may be able to understand... (although i doubt he would)
Rain happens when the sun makes the ocean a little bit hotter, the water rises from the ocean as a gas and groups together in the sky into what we call "clouds" (those fluffy white things that your angels perch on.)
Now, as these clouds get heavier from all the water building up in them, they start to release it (kinda like when you really need to go wee wee)
The released water falls to the Earth in droplets that we call "rain."
This rain then collects together in the oceans and other large areas of water and the whole cycle starts again! :D
didn't think so >.<
Thats not him you idiots! It lacks his usual high levels of spelling and grammer errors. As fun as it is to tease him, to tease someone impersonating him just makes you look as stupid. Ok maybe not as stupid, or anywhere near as stupid, but still stupid.
Ok, well here's a few more crowns for you:
Shut the fuck up you illiterate, talentless piss artist. Were your parents brother and sister?
Hang on, none of that referenced your Christianity...
I hereby deride and ridicule your baseless belief system.
There you go :) That should be worth at least a party hat when you get to heaven.
So, you're a Christian because your a greedy materialistic fuck whose sole goal is to acquire wealth in heaven that you lack here?
And I thought you cared about my eternal salvation...
Wow, if Rain is the tears of god, then god must REALLY be crying for Ottawa, its been raining on and off here for over 2 weeks!!!
Well, there you go, droughts are the fault of Christians. So you should go out and sin so that there are no more droughts.
I'm glad we can make you happy.
He does later say this in the comments, its definately an impersonator.
LoneWolf1984
#587340
2008-Jun-22 03:55 PM
Yeah, and since we don't have registration here, anybody could impersonate him. I mean, me. The...
Whatever.
@#660193
He does later say this in the comments, its definately an impersonator.
LoneWolf1984
#587340
Yeah, and since we don't have registration here, anybody could impersonate him. I mean, me. The...
Whatever.
Are you fucking stupid? That particular "LoneWolf1984" did that just to prove that anyone could be posing as him. That doesn't mean that all the other comments is by an impostor. /sarcasm / Oh yeah, this is definitely an impostor alright, and this proves it beyond the shadow of a doubt /sarcasm / Moron.
Great, more tacky useless items for you in heaven, then.
Also, according to the bible, those crowns are just going to be placed at the feet of Jesus or God, which essentially means that whatever you earned is just credit for you to kiss God's ass a little more on top of everything else you've wasted your time doing for such an evil deity.
This crying God for our souls sure doesn't seem omnipotent...
Then again, I'm sure you'll want a whole bunch of useless sparkly crowns, so maybe it'll make you happier if we all pitch in and call you dumb, yes?
"Every time you call me dumb or anything like that. You are really create a crown for me in Heaven."
So when you get to heaven you will STILL have bad teeth? Dentists here on Earth can give you all the crowns you need, if you have a good dental plan.
Okay, but what if I'm not picking on you for being a Christian? What if I'm picking on you for being an ignorant asshat who steps on other people just because they're different from you, and your mother dresses you funny?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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