If I were to become president, I'd blow up Mexico first-
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I agree with you, Will. I wish our current administration had the wisdom you display. Unfortunately, I think the situation will only get worse, and both John McCain and Barak Obama support the illegal Mexican army that is invading our country. Our only hope is libertarian candidate Bob Barr.
Here is a poem that I wrote about what I see happening to our country:
We built a nation of sterling white,
We fought for peace and freedom rang true,
Morons, putting my quote here. Why don't you get a life. Great poem though. That was cool. I want to join the Minutemen or another militia-type group when I graduate.
Here's more poetry comin at ya:
We subdued the west and built a town,
"I guess we have a whole new fad on our hands, emo trailer trash."
Haha, my thoughts exactly.
Well, the majority of these people are in the south and we know how religion + uneducated + racism has a good trifecta going on in that area.
I'll let xkcd say what I need to say.image
Then again, Will and minuteman, you're probably too thick to understand what that means, so let me put it in a more concise way.image
That's messed up. Why do I get in trouble for throwing dog droppings on a Mexican immigrant, but he doesn't get in trouble for entering our country ILLEGALLY. He's a criminal! Screw that system, man, I'm tired of it.
Here's a Haiku I wrote:
My town was very nice,
Thank you, Will. You are a testimony to the strength of the American people. I have shared your posts with some of my fellow MinuteMen, and we are all very proud of you. We look forward to seeing in our ranks someday.
Out of curiosity, have you heard of the Militia of Montana? It's an excellent organization dedicated to preserving our freedoms and our heritage.
Quite honestly, I'm torn about the minutemen. Most of the Minutemen are honest, hard-working Americans whose true ambition is to keep crime and drug trade out of America. But then are the racists assholes like these two dumbfucks.
@Bigot: Yes and no. The land belonged to the Natives, and European conquerors took it away from them. So while the land is technically American, its just a friendly reminder from this homeless globetrotter to any foolish, racist, ultra-nationalist how his ancestors landed this nation. Because by that logic, if they can "protect America" by any means necessary, shouldn't Indian tribes protect the land of their forefathers by any means too?
Sgt. Noodles, I make fun of Mexicans every chance I get. When I hear them speaking Mexican in the supermarket, I shout "Habla Ingles!" at them. I refuse to interact with Mexican workers or employees in any professional context, unless they can show me proof of citizenship. It looks like Will takes this a step further by throwing dog feces at Mexican criminals after school.
Our Country stood proud and tall,
@American MinuteMan: Firstly you do realise that Mexican isn't a language. I think what you're referring to is "Spanish". Also the fact that you spelt my name wrong shows that your own English isn't exactly of high standard. By all means you and will should continue (if you are indeed telling the truth rather than being an internet tough guy), see how it ends for you when they decide not to put up with your shit.
Yep, gotta love the Minutemen. Keeping Mexicans out of states that were stolen from Mexico during a war started under false pretenses.
So, what. Did you get beat up by a Mexican or something?
Sgt Snoodles, if you were familiar with linguistics you would understand that Spanish the language of European Spain. This language was passed on to the Mexican Indians when Spain conquered their territory. The form of 'Spanish' spoken by Mexicans is a bastardized form of the language, equivalent to speaking all in slang. Hence, I refer to their language as "Mexican" (a mongrel variation of Spanish), and the language of Spain as Spanish.
667, entering a country illegally is still a crime; it just carries a lesser punishment than assault. I personally believe that the crime of illegal entry should carry a harsher punishment, up to and including death (the normal punishment for invading armies). In Mexico, illegal entry is punishable by death.
As for the American Indians, they have a historic claim on this country, so I don't mind seeing them here. Most of the Indians I have known (American Indians, not Swami Indians) have been good neighbors. If they want to take this country back as their exclusive property, however, then they'll need to pick up their tomahawks and win it back fair and square. Frankly, I don't see that happening.
ArmandT : Because by that logic, if they can "protect America" by any means necessary, shouldn't Indian tribes protect the land of their forefathers by any means too?
Um yeah, they should. Are you implying that they didn't?
From a Spanish woman here, Mexican people talk the same Spanish as people from Spain. Moreover, it's more intelligible for us than American English for Britons. And sorry to wake you up, but Spanish now is officially the third most spoken language of the world because THEY and 18 guys from countries out of Spain speak it. Sorry to wake you up. And by the way, in my last stay in Mexico, being illegal was neither a crime nor punished with death. And not, it's not a crime. Legally, they're considered in an "irregular situation". If they're expelled, and come back, they won't even have criminal records.
And Minute Man, if Native American are the "real" American, where should we deport you?. To England, Germany, France or Holland?. You know, the problem is that they're not particularly sympathetic with the fact that your ancestors happened to be born there.
#669152 : If they're expelled, and come back, they won't even have criminal records.
Or any other records for that matter. They're not citizens.
#669163 : And Minute Man, if Native American are the "real" American, where should we deport you?
Injuns aren't "the real Americans". There was no America before the white man came.
Bigot forgets that criminal records have no frontiers. If I'm a criminal in Czec Republic, criminal records are available in the States, specially if the crime is comitted there. As being illegal is not a crime, therefore the fact that he had been in the States illegally will not figure in any file(however, if he had dealt with drug, killed or smugged, YES).
As I said before, if the Indians want this country back, they can pick up their tomahawks, put down their peyote-filled peacepipes, and fight for it.
And "being illegal is not a crime?" Talk about Orwellian doublespeak. How can something be illegal.... and yet not be a crime?
The Cherokee used to have their country in Georgia. Andrew Jackson ordered the US Army to "remove" them after gold was discovered there.
And if I were president, I'd nuke the Moon. Damn Moon sitting there in our sky, all smug and defiant of American power!
As for the American Indians, they have a historic claim on this country, so I don't mind seeing them here. Most of the Indians I have known (American Indians, not Swami Indians) have been good neighbors. If they want to take this country back as their exclusive property, however, then they'll need to pick up their tomahawks and win it back fair and square. Frankly, I don't see that happening.
Might making right and all.
Not me. I'd totally invade Canada, just to throw the world a curve ball.
But if by 'blowing up' you mean nukes... you do realize what would happen to us if we blew up a country that was ~right next to us~ right?
Illegal means that your situation in the country is IRREGULAR and not controlled by the law. A crime is a totally different thing. By the way, I never heard that a thief, for example, was an "illegal acquirer or purchaser" or a murder an "illegal practicioner of a killing". A crime is something you do, which can be illegal. An illegal inmigrant is somebody who has done nothing against the law but who is in an irregular situation. Double speak?, what?
Ah yes, typical idiots, thinking that the american indians cannot win back their land by force. Might makes right...
Should they garner enough support to their cause they can cripple the state without violence. Spectacularly.
And lest you forget there are plenty of "mexicans" living in the states who were there probably before your ancestors.
"Piss off, wetback. Why don't you gather up your fifty anchor babies and swim back across the Rio Grande? This is MY country, not yours."
I'm sure native americans think the same about you, gringo dumbfuck.
So I'm the real will derrickson, i live in north carolina and i had this on my facebook cause my friend put it on there, i barely know will creech that posted this whole thing. I don't believe about blowing up mexico cause i'm not a racist person. Yall can all cut this crap cause none of yall really know me. Sorry about everything that happened. I just now found this "blog".
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