(Talk about being confused...)
Recently I've been pretty insecure about my sexual orientation. I'm really struggling to stay straight.
(In response to 'You don't turn gay, God makes you gay' - in the SAME POST):
But Andrew, I beg to differ. All that science is really BS. If you have a penis, you're body automatically wants to find its way into a vagina, not into another dude's asshole.
40 comments
In the case of gay people, 'automatically' means after prayers, meditation, and aversion therapy involving electric shocks.
"Recently I've been pretty insecure about my sexual orientation. I'm really struggling to stay straight."
If you're struggling with it then chances are you weren't to begin with.
"But Andrew, I beg to differ. All that science is really BS. If you have a penis, you're body automatically wants to find its way into a vagina, not into another dude's asshole."
Whadda maroon.
Recently I've been pretty insecure about my sexual orientation. I'm really struggling to stay straight
You're gay. Accept it. Move on. It'll make life so much less stressful.
But Andrew, I beg to differ. All that science is really BS. If you have a penis, you're body automatically wants to find its way into a vagina, not into another dude's asshole.
His whole body wants to find its way into a vagina? That poor girl!
If you have a penis, you're body automatically wants to find its way into a vagina, not into another dude's asshole.
This solidifies why I think it's natural. If that's the best argument they've got, and it is, something is horribly wrong.
"All that science is really BS"
JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY THAT DOESNT MAKE IT FUCKING TRUE!
I'm so tired of seeing idiots like this just deny the overhelming scientific evidence against their bullshit.
What you're born with has nothing to do with who you are attracted to.
And if you do not believe people are born gay, then people are not born straight either, and you are only struggling to deny yourself what you are - gay.
I'm sorry. I hope you will accept yourself someday and...pick up a biology book or something in the process.
Haha, Facebook.
What a bunch of idiots.
Yes, get married, have children. Don't be miserable by yourself. Then sneak off have unprotected sex in a gay affair, get HIV, pass it on to your unsuspecting wife, blame it on her being a whore.
Yes that's a much healthier way to live than to accept your a homosexual.
Yes, and if all people are born straight, thus pointing toward your proposal of "penis vagina hide and seek" would you please care to explain people who are asexual?
Also, explain hermaphrodites in the context of your belief. Seeing as, no matter who they would choose, they would end being "gay" due to having both parts and possible genetic effects.
You see this is what is called the "big picture", and sadly, most of your assumptions do not fit.
"If you have a penis, you're body automatically wants to find its way into a vagina, not into another dude's asshole."
The penis...it guides me! It's like a compass for poontang. Obviously, the brain has nothing to do with it....
If you have a penis, you're body automatically wants to find its way into a vagina, not into another dude's asshole.
Looks like my penis has a minor malfunction then. It's indiscriminately targeting everything!
I have mixed feelings about people like Aboudy Abdulhafiz. On the one hand, I feel bad for them, on the other hand, they're part of the problem.
If you have a penis, you're body automatically wants to find its way into a vagina, not into another dude's asshole.
Just a parboiled minute here (to continue with Looney Tunes references)...
If it's so automatic, that is, as we've been designed, why all the hangups around sex?
If you have a penis, you are body?
That makes no sense. If you have a vagina, you are spirit? Or what?
Why struggle to be something you are not? Embrace yourself, be who you are. There is so much more to life, than what kind of hole to put your penis into.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.