[Replying to a thread with a poll showing who people voted for]
Carolina Guy: Wow, 14 Obamabots on RR and all scared to publicly admit it.
Chopin's Ghost: It's possible they are trolls from atheist sites who sign up and pretend they are christian and one of us only to slowly start making devicive posts.
It's also quite possible there are government agents infiltrating and monitoring this board, posing as rapture-believing Christians.
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OK, I've got to tear this one apart.
"Wow, 14 Obamabots on RR and all scared to publicly admit it"
Probably because you'll ridicule them and then ban them.
"It's possible they are trolls from atheist sites who sign up and pretend they are christian and one of us only to slowly start making devicive posts"
That's actually a possibility. For once they got something right.
"It's also quite possible there are government agents infiltrating and monitoring this board, posing as rapture-believing Christians."
Now this is priceless. Their paranoia grows daily now. You fuckers aren't that important.
It's also quite possible there are government agents infiltrating and monitoring this board, posing as rapture-believing Christians.
That would be about as difficult (and pointless) as sneaking into an open field.
It's also quite possible that there are alien agents from another galaxy worming their way into Rapture Ready, posing as fundy idiots.
Listen, I could infiltrate RR in a few minutes, and it would be dead easy to pose as a Christian: I'd just have to shut down my brain.
fergus
PS See what I did there in para 1? Worming . . ! That's so apt, because these particular aliens possibly look a bit wormlike.
"And thou shall know the crawling creatures of the earth, and delve and lay beside them, and God shall not be moved to punish thee, for they also are God's creatures and come to thee from out of the darkness."
Genesis 13:13
Some interpret 'the darkness' here to mean underground, but many contemporary theologians believe it to be a reference to outer space. I'm not about to argue with that.
fergus
If they were trolls or "agents" then surely they would say in this poll that they voted Republican to "fit in" as part of their cover.
So Chopin should take a good hard look at thise who profess to be right wing as they are more likely to be the trolls or agents.
That should stoke up their paranoia nicely,I think
"Chopin's Ghost: It's possible they are trolls from atheist sites who sign up and pretend they are christian and one of us only to slowly start making devicive posts."
This might not be far from the truth...
"It's also quite possible there are government agents infiltrating and monitoring this board, posing as rapture-believing Christians."
...This, however, is.
Do you really think that many people are on your silly website. It's just you RR's and us, your good friends at FSTDT. We aren't going anywhere, you provide too much entertainment after a long day. No one else gives a shit.
Holy Roly biblebots
No. Nobody is scared. It takes one post to question a fundie comment and you're out of there and banned forever to the Lake O' Fire. You guys are too scared to come over here. Hope you folks have Happy Holiday! I know you read this site.
government agents? LMAO! Sweetie, there are so many things more important than your back slapping we're the Chosen Ones site.
"14 Obamabots on RR and all scared to publicly admit it."
If a bot said anything on his own I would seriously stating to prepare myself for a "rise of the machine" scenario.
"posing as rapture-believing Christians."
Paranoia amiridionite?
Seriously, it would not shock me if the RR mods would put up a poll like this in an effort to cull the herd. "Just a simple question...you're anonymous...feel free to voice your opinion...okay, you, you and you. BANNED!"
The atheist thing, I can believe.
The government agents thing, on the other hand, sounds like some serious CSTDT shit. Why would the government waste time spying on you idiots? If they wanted to shut RR down, they could have done it months ago, instead of lurking the boards and posing as ordinary members.
"Carolina Guy: Wow, 14 Obamabots on RR and all scared to publicly admit it."
They're "scared" because you guys mock, censor, and ban everyone with whom you disagree.
"It's also quite possible there are government agents infiltrating and monitoring this board, posing as rapture-believing Christians."
Highly unlikely. Also, belief in the rapture is not "Christian!" It isn't mentioned a single time in the Bible! Have you ever actually read the Bible? You know, that book you yak about all the time...
"Carolina Guy: Wow, 14 Obamabots on RR and all scared to publicly admit it."
It's possible that some folks on your site actually are trying to think for themselves. But to publically admit they disagreed with the accepted political choice would get them banned.
Do you ever wonder how many Christians you've kicked off your site? That shove you give them goes a long way into turning those folks into actual decent caring Christians who don't want to treat others the way you treated them. So I guess... keep up the bad work. You serve as a useful bad example.
"Wow, 14 Obamabots on RR and all scared to publicly admit it."
The people who would intsantly ban them from admitting this are calling them cowards for not suiciding their accounts? Your the fucking coward scared to come out of your little bubble on RR and actually have to defend your ridiculous bullshit.
Or maybe you have some real Christians among you (people who actually follow the teachings of Christ) and they voted for the guy who would most likely take care of the poor.
Of course if they come forward, they'll be banned. I'm actually amazed the admin isn't tracking down who voted for Obama so that they can be banned for being evil heathens.
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