January 20, 2009 is the day the United States of America died. We have ushered in an era that will approach Sodom and Gomorrah standards.
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You know, apart from it all being utter bollocks, I keep reading these and ask myself: Isn't that what you want ? Aren't all those things absolutely, fundamentally necessary for your big brouhaha of rapture to work? For f*ck's sake make up your mind. You're like some weird, deranged masochist who complains that he's getting hurt.
"We have ushered in an era that will approach Sodom and Gomorrah standards."
On the contrary. Now that Bush is no longer in office, the United States will undoubtedly become more , not less hospitable, causing our international reputation to rise back to where it was in the 1990s.
I'm sure if some dedicated soul collected every failed prophecy from every corner of the Internet (and beyond) and posted them at RR, they'd still think that, no, they definitely have it right this time.
"Sodom and Gomorrah" was just dudes boinking dudes or something, you people have been murdering innocent men, women and children across the world in the name of your insatiable gluttony. So your homophobe God can't stand consentual sex between two men, but he's A-Okay with human slaughter, eh? My good sir, I think you worship a psychotic closet-case in denial. Maybe that's why Jesus' mom was the only chick he could do. I bet that filthy old crone likes to sit there looking at little boys taking showers, and I bet he fondels his wrinkly ol' member while he does that. From the way things are with the modern clergy and ahem, young boys, I'd say I'm not the only one who sees that image of your twisted deity, a lot of your own priests can apparently grasp that sickening "ideal" as well.
The USA died during the McCarthy Era, when patriotism somehow became about loving God and your government instead of being loyal to your country and fellow citizens, even if that meant going against the government. That lead to a new breed of hypocrites who claim to love the flag and the constitution, but refuse to hold up the ideals -- civil rights, freedom of speech and expression, the right to due process, etc. -- upon which those things were based. Patriotism is now all about worshiping symbols instead of upholding what they're meant to represent... and you fail to see how that renders those symbols meaningless.
I may be a Canadian, but I happen to admire many of the ideals upon which the US was founded. It's just too bad that people like you feel the need to destroy the work your founded fathers did to ensure those ideals were upheld.
"We have ushered in an era that will approach Sodom and Gomorrah standards."
You may have, I had pasta bake and an early night.
They think they're little prophets running around, that's why they're so dramatic...they picture all this being written in a big book about them in Heaven and they'll sit around and read it forever in heaven when they aren't sucking Jesus's weiner and laying around their mansions full of puppies and horsies and ice cream. They're fucking retarded beyond description.
oh, if you've ever had to go through airport security as a foreigner, you'd know that the U.S. has been failing the hospitality test daily since 9/11/01
oh....that's not what you meant?
what did you think Sodom and Gomorrha were punished for...?
Sodom and Gomorrah standards?
Right then, Frostie7, bring out your daughters, sisters, and all other members of your family, both male and female, that I may "know" them. Come on how. Have a heart, Frostie7. I'm as hard as a broom handle, and aching for a spend.
I'm sure if some dedicated soul collected every failed prophecy from every corner of the Internet (and beyond) and posted them at RR, they'd still think that, no, they definitely have it right this time.
A dedicated soul has;
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/oracle/9941/
Yeah when a president doesn't suck up to your beliefs, then all the sudden the country dies.
Let me find my microscopic violin...
To repeat what Prop 8 supporters have been saying: You lost. Get over it!
Confused?
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