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Evolutionists, what is your answer for how the mammoths got frozen in place?

Here is an explanation from a REAL scientist.

An ice meteor came flying through space and crashed into Earth. Due to the Earth's magnetic field, all of the ice fell and gathered on the poles (top and bottom). Also, the mammoths were instantly frozen in place. Also, the remnants flew out into space and created the polar caps of Mars and the icy rings of Saturn (what's your explanation for how those got there?).

If the mammoths got frozen in place, which they did, it couldn't have happened gradually. They would have decomposed. But they got frozen practically in place and instantly. This raises suspicion.

[posted later...]

This is from Kent Hovind. I can't find an actual web site, but you can read about it on Wikipeidia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_Hovind#The_Hovind_Theory

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old comment by Ecitsuj

despite the fact that I disagree with Mr Hovind almost entirely on this subject (I'll believe an ice barrier that broke or a flash flood followed by a flash freeze first), it does raise an interesting question: what is science's explanation for this 'occurance'? it obviously occured fast enough to catch them off guard.

""Due to the Earth's magnetic field, all of the ice fell and gathered on the poles (top and bottom). "

I'd like to have some of that magnetic ice for my Nobel prize in physics. "

you haven't been watching the news lately have you? a recent article published by a student in the scientific field was on the study of the magnetic properties of the poles, and one of the big things noted is how they pull on all the waters of the ocean, and alot of the magnetic properties comes from the ice itself... here is the link:

http://www.physorg.com/news153066381.html

old comment by tracer

Ecitsuj wrote:

"despite the fact that I disagree with Mr Hovind almost entirely on this subject (I'll believe an ice barrier that broke or a flash flood followed by a flash freeze first), it does raise an interesting question: what is science's explanation for this 'occurance'? it obviously occured fast enough to catch them off guard."

Remember that for every mammoth we find frozen, there were probably skillions that weren't frozen.

The frozen ones were the unlucky ones who got caught in a snowstorm. They froze to death. Eventually, their carcasses were encased in ice and covered with snow from the storm.

The reason they were found standing up is that, like many modern animals (e.g. horses), mammoths don't lie down when they rest.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"Here is an explanation from a REAL scientist."

So, I guess that's the reason why Richard Dawkins is doing a ten-stretch (and his cellmate Bubba - as well as the rest of the cellblock - is stretching his arsehole!) for not paying his taxes, and Kent Hovind is currently free as a bird, going about his lawful business, as he pays his taxes.

(*Smacks forehead*)

...oh yes, that's right; how silly of me?! I always get those two mixed up: It's Professor Dawkins who is the one free to go about his lawful business - as he always pays his dues to H.M. Inland Revenue, and 'Dr.' (via a diploma mill) Hovind who was caught not Rendering unto Caesar - as every good Christian is ordered to in the Bible - thus was cuffed & stuffed by the IRS, ergo him doing ten in the pen. And getting his daily arserapings by Bubba & co. (PROTIP: As an American, he should know the score; it's his fault he's in jail - where rape is the national sport - not mine. Just in case anyone brings up the subject)

In conclusion: Those fundies (like Kentypoos) who fall foul of the law - least of all the IRS - as a result expose themselves as hypocrites. Therefore, whatever they say has no right to be considered credible in any way, shape or form. They forfeit, in perpetuity, the right to be even listened to, never mind what they say to be acknowledged by anyone.

As with Ted Faggard, Kent Hovind deserves - for the rest of his life - to be a nobody. Irrelevant. But then, even before his conviction, anything he said had absolutely no relevance to anything. And therefore had no right to be accepted, never mind 'believed', by anyone.

Moral: Hubris. Can be such an evil bitch when she wants to be eh, fundies?!

>:D

@Rapax Pringer

">Kent Hovind
>real scientist

Much like Cirno is a real math teacher."

Even "Touhou"'s resident Ice Fairy* can look at Kentypoos, and - without fear of contradiction - say about him (whilst pointing and laughing), 'Look at that baka.'

X3 (9)

Here's a riddle that even Cirno would figure out immediately: 'What do you get for free, via not doing something, that other men can only get by having to do so?

A clue for free, Kentypoos: Two words: Jimmy Swaggart.

*- For the uninitiated:

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Cirno

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"a REAL scientist"

"This is from Kent Hovind"

Oh, so that makes it alright then! 'Dr. Dino's testimony in Kitzmiller vs. Dover just over four years previously, ensured Judge John E. Jones III found for the defence, thus Creationism has completely eliminated any & all reference to Evolution in all accredited educational establishments in the US. Also, Richard Dawkins is currently in jail for tax evasion, and Kent is free as a bird, writing bestselling books, and presenting TV documentaries; advancing further his reputation as a credible scientist, author & lecturer. Amirite?! [/hyper-sarcasm]

...oh yes, that's right. You can read about it on Wikipedia.

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