I don't attend funerals. I've never attended one during my adult life. Whenever I am convinced that a person truly went to heaven, then you will see me at his funeral.
In other words, "Everyone is going straight to Hell except for me!"
Clapping hands and standing ovations from the world is praise from satan.
Yawning has been observed in human embryos within the first trimester.
Growing old should not cause anyone to become a bigger fool.
Barring certain ailments, it usually doesn't. But, giving you the benefit of the doubt, I hardly think you were born this dumb, so it must be something you acquired with age.
There is a time and season for every purpose under heaven. There was a time for blacks to fight for civil rights, but now it is time for them to fight against it as it pertains to gays.
Racist asshole. You took what was a great Byrds song and fucked with it.