Emma Stark #fundie #crackpot youtube.com

I was ministering in Africa… and I looked at my watch, I thought it was about two minutes before I’ve got to preach. I’ll just (go) to the bathroom before I’m on the platform. I’m sorry if this is too straight talking, but this is how I am.

So I’m in the lady’s restrooms, and being as polite as I can about it, I literally, I lock myself in the cubicle, I go to sit down on the toilet, I don’t know how else to say it politely, and the Spirit of God just said, ‘Come up here.’

And I am literally putting my hands against either cubicle wall going, “Ahhhhhh, I’m going to preach God, what are you doing?!” Like Paul says, whether in the spirit or out the spirit, I don’t really know at that point.

So I fly through the spirit realm and I find myself in one of God’s gardens. And he’s sitting quite peacefully in one of his benches in his garden, and I’m sitting there, and I’m saying to God, “I’m preaching, I’m not ready to preach, what are you doing? This is not good timing, you know?”

So… of course, you look in his eyes, and you’re like, “oh, they can just wait, I’m staying here forever”, you know? And you see him, and suddenly, your entire being is whole in a different way. And we lock eyes, and all that jadedness and all that frustration, and he doesn’t even need to say anything. It’s just the look. And of course, because he is peace, because he is joy, because he is life. You know, you sit in his shadow, and you just sit and suddenly it’s all okay.

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