Her doctorate isn't in Psychology but in Physiology, with I think a Masters in family counselling or something.
Fun facts:
* She has nudie pix that were released by her aged former boss, whom she'd been sleeping with when - correct me if I'm wrong - he gave her a radio show. He released them years - decades? - after they were taken citing that she had become a judgmental hypocrite as his rationale.
* This is marriage number two for Mudslinger, who started banging her current huband when he was married to someone else.
* She coverted to Orthodox Judaism, spent years condemning less observant Jews, only to deconvert years later in part because Jews were among her harshest critics.
* Her son, whom she once bragged said he wouldn't steal bread if he were starving because such would be a crime, eventually became a soldier and publicly humiliated his mother's stellar teaching by bragging on Facebook about how much he enjoyed killing.
* She hates fat people for their lack of self-control, but isn't - or at least wasn't - forthcoming about her issues with anorexia. (And although I see anorexia in the same way as any other mental illness, hearing that demented harpy bitch about how fat people lacked control made me want to fax her a letter - because she didn't 'do' e-mail at the height of her popularity - telling her to exercise some control of her own and pick up a fork...and no, I never actually did send her any kind of letter; nor would even a worm such as me send something like that to anyone.)
* Mrs. Family Values, who readily condemns people for acting solely on their emotions, didn't even do the most basic tasks ralated to honouring her own mother, whom she openly castigates. Neither Schlessinger, nor anyone else, knew when the woman died: They found the her corpse in her apartment weeks later.
...so fuck you, "Dr. Laura."
