Richard Schafer - Frazier Park CA #fundie

Also, without the concept of Intelligent Design, we are left with the following "Big Bang Genesis" explanation for the creation of the Universe:

"In the begining there was a self-creating rock. The rock decided to blow itself up. As bits of the rock hurtled through the void of space, they created the laws of thermodynamics, gravity, physics and time itself. After a while the parts of the rock decided to animate themselves and create an even more complex and difficult environment in which to survive. Still later, the more evoloved, animated rocks decided to create a deity to explain their existence,since the idea that they came from a self-animating rock never occured to them. Later still, the more intellectual descendants of the self-created, auto-animating rock finally realized thery were, in fact, the descendants of the first rock and so decided there was no further need to believe in an eternal, benevolent, creative conciousness. They then decided to pass laws so that all must believe i pn the Universal Omega Rock."

Well there you have the "real science" that the logical Judge Jones wants taught to our school childeren. I don't know about you, but it sounds like a big leap of "scientific faith" to me.

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