[From “Why Don't Short Men Just Kill Themselves?”]

… It is suspected that women prefer tallness either because it signifies strength and good genes or because it signals a high-quality rearing environment with proper nutrition.

All you 5'6 midgets with your poor cognitive skills know in your heart that this study is true. Women just don't want to poison their offspring with your inferior genetics. Don't take my word for it though. Feel free to do your own research on the matter. There is only one scientific conclusion you will reach: Tall men are far superior than short men in every way.

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Life is not fair but God is not entirely without mercy. He did make fat ugly women and they have the same handicap as shorties: they are both lesser beings in His and the world's eyes. Shrimps and fatties are made for each other. Just as good-looking women won't date short men, tall men won't date fatties. The only problem with this scenario is that leaves the fatties and shrimps to breed together and spawn a squat, fat and ugly subspecies of human beings. As one divergent group of humans becomes taller, smarter and better looking, another becomes shorter, fatter and stupider. One day this will inevitably lead to war. This is why I suggest short men and fat women should have the common decency to get sterilized to save much suffering in the future.

Now please don't take the title of my post too seriously for I don't actually want shrimps to kill themselves. I do know personally I would have the dignity to end my shameful life if I was 5'7 or 5'8 or something pathetic like that, however I actually like the fact there are short men out there. It makes me feel better about myself when I look down on them.