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Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Today's Laugh 1-14-19

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Frog in stewpot over hot stove, reading his computer screen (yes I'm serious).

Pot is labelled JOHN Q SHEEPLE

FROG (reading): "House dems' priorities: no wall, impeach, climate change. Eh.
Being a man is a mental disorder. 'Child conjugals' not abnormal.
Islamists direct school textbooks. Hmm.
OOOH! Ellen has a new game show!

MICK WILLIAMS:
There's a glut of frog legs right now; only gonna get worse.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Today's Laugh 2-28-19

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(NOTE: Mick's artwork is so poor I have no idea who most of the people in this comic are.)
A queue of people. One appears to be Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. One must be Kamala Harris because she has a name tag saying "Kamala".

Man at head of line (thinking): My lawyers will beat this.
Man behind him wearing helmet: We demand to be at the head of the line!
"Alexandria": Escalators to the moon would speed it up!
Woman wearing headdress (maybe Elizabeth Warren?): White throne judgment is racist!
Man at back of line (possibly Bernie Sanders) (thinking): I have a weird feeling about this...

MICK WILLIAMS
'To The Bitter End.'
Space doesn't permit showing the extent of this rogue's gallery, but it extends for uncounted miles--and that's just for Washington D C.

LADY CHECKMATE
I'm still embarrassed to admit that I voted for Obama. I'm also still apologizing for that mistake.

MICK WILLIAMS
Still have liberal tendencies? We're pulling for you!

LADY CHECKMATE
LOL. Actually, I do still have a few liberal tendencies, but only those that align with God's word. The truth is that some of those "beliefs" or "policies" are grounded in truth, but have been perverted by the alt-left. Consider feeding the poor, housing orphans, caring for widows, etc. We can't deny that that pleases God. I may come across as a soft-touch, but I truly believe that pleases God.

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Today's Laugh 4-14-19

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Frame 1: Two silhuettes: A man runs away as a vampire pounces him from a dust cloud. Text reads: "A hellish fiend stalks a patriot in the DC swamp. It pounces!"
Frame 2: A fanged Nancy Pelosi and a man wearing a Trump hat both scream at each other.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Today's Laugh 1-26-19

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Bottom of screen reads "European Union". Hanging sign reads "Grand Mosque".
Bearded Muslim man (labelled "Governor") is flanked by a blonde smiling woman on his right and a nondescript man on his left, both with bubbles swimming around their heads presumably to suggest stupidity.
Bearded man: "Who knew this contest would be this easy? We shall rule you dogs with a fist of iron."

MICK WILLIAMS
Episode: "Antichrist at the Door."

LADY CHECKMATE:
Closer and closer. They have no idea.

MICK WILLIAMS:
You said it, LC. I'm surprised to wake up every day at this point. Who'd ever think our own government (dims) would put communist Russia to shame?

LADY CHECKMATE:
I have never been ashamed to be an American, even now I can't say I am, but I am ashamed of the ignorant, anti-American, communist alt-left trolls that are haunting America, freedom, our president and our great nation. They need to repent and seek Jesus Christ.
I continue to pray for our country, its leadership-including our president and his family and us.

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"Today's Laugh 3-19-18"

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Lady Checkmate:
Mick, how do you do it?!? You always manage to capture a full lesson, sermon, etc., in one clip. You know what, never mind, lol. Thank you for sharing the gifts and talents God gave you with us. We're blessed to be a part of your side ministry.

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"Managed Decline"

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Lady Checkmate:
Excellent clip, Mick!! Thought-provoking and spot-on. I can only understand the foolishness (of the alt-left) through the lens of the gospel and end-time prophecy.
Thanks!!!

Mick Williams:
During the Ubama years, one of the liberal magazines ran a pair of articles. It was either Times or Newsweek. This may not be verbatim, but the titles were 'There's nothing to fear from Sharia law', and 'The benefits of managed decline'.

Lady Checkmate:
Complete and utter lies, promoted by the far-left to lull the masses into a false sense of security AND (sadly) those who do not know Truth fell for it.

Shakespeare Authorship Coalition #conspiracy doubtaboutwill.org

To Shakespeare lovers everywhere, as well as to those who are encountering him for the first time: know that a great mystery lies before you. How could William “Shakspere” of Stratford have been the author, William Shakespeare, and leave no definitive evidence of it that dates from his lifetime? And why is there an enormous gulf between the alleged author's life and the contents of his works?

Present-day doubters include many more prominent individuals, numerous leading Shakespearean actors, and growing numbers of English professors. Brunel University in West London, and Concordia University in Portland, Oregon, now offer degree programs in authorship studies. Yet orthodox scholars claim that there is no room for doubt that Mr. Shakspere wrote the plays and poems traditionally attributed to him. Some say that it is not even an important question.

We, the undersigned, hereby declare our view that there is room for reasonable doubt about the identity of William Shakespeare, and that it is an important question for anyone seeking to understand the works, the formative literary culture in which they were produced, or the nature of literary creativity and genius.

Many people think that Mr. Shakspere (a frequent spelling of his name, used here to distinguish him from the author) claimed to have written the works. No such record exists. The case for him as the author rests largely on testimony in the First Folio collection of the plays, published in 1623, seven years after he died. However, nothing in the contemporaneous documentary evidence of his life confirms the Folio testimony. If Mr. Shakspere was the author, there should be definitive evidence of it from his lifetime. There is none. Not that there are no reasons to think that Mr. Shakspere wrote the works, but we find them inconclusive.

There are four main reasons to identify Mr. Shakspere of Stratford with the author William Shakespeare. First, the name “William Shakespeare” (often “Shake-speare”) appeared on the title pages of many of the poems and plays published during his lifetime. Second, Ben Jonson wrote a key phrase in the First Folio referring to the author as “Sweet Swan of Avon,” and Leonard Digges refers to “thy Stratford moniment.” Third, fellow actors Heminges and Condell, mentioned in his will, point to him as the author in the Folio. Fourth, the effigy and inscription on his Stratford monument suggest that “Shakspeare” had been a writer. These four reasons would seem to amount to a prima facie case for Mr. Shakspere (evidence sufficient to establish a presumption of fact, unless rebutted by other evidence); however, each of them is problematic.

1. It is not certain from the title pages that the name printed on them necessarily refers to Mr. Shakspere. Mr. Shakspere's last name was spelled numerous ways, even after many of the works had been published. The name on the works was virtually always spelled one way, “Shakespeare;” but it was often hyphenated — a rarity for English names at the time. Scholars have no definitive explanation for the hyphenated name. Mr. Shakspere's name was never hyphenated in other contexts, such as his business dealings in Stratford. On his baptismal record, even on his monument, Mr. Shakspere's name was spelled with no “e” after “k.” The same is true of its three appearances in his will, twice spelled “Shackspeare,” and once “Shakspeare.” Some think that it may have been pronounced with a short “a,” like “Shack,” as it was quite often spelled.

2. The First Folio testimony does point to Shakspere as the author, but should this be taken at face value? It is very unusual that the identity of such a great writer would depend so heavily on posthumous evidence. Neither Ben Jonson, nor Leonard Digges, ever wrote a personal reference to Mr. Shakspere while he lived. Not until the year Shakspere died did Jonson refer to “Shakespeare,” and then only to list him as an actor. Other than their two brief allusions, neither Jonson nor Digges offered any further identifying information — not his dates of birth and death, or names of any family members, or any revealing episode from his life. Short on individualizing facts, they gave us generalized superlatives that describe the author, not the man.

3. Perhaps the strongest link to Mr. Shakspere is the apparent testimony of actors Heminges and Condell. Neither of them was a writer, however, and several scholars doubt that they wrote the passages attributed to them. Some think their Folio testimony sounds like a sales pitch, urging undecided readers to purchase. Most orthodox scholars are untroubled by the lack of corroboration, limited specifics, ambiguities, puffery and unclear role of Mr. Shakspere's fellow actors. Skeptics ask why the Folio is not more straightforward, and why such a great outpouring of eulogies only occurred following seven years of silence after his death.

4. Yes, today the Stratford monument effigy clearly depicts a writer; but it does not look the same as the one erected in the early 1600s. A sketch by a reputable antiquarian in 1634 shows a man with a drooping moustache holding a wool or grain sack, but no pen, no paper, no writing surface as in today's monument. Records show that the monument was “repaired.” Apparently the effigy was also altered to depict a writer. The monument's strange inscription never states that Mr. Shakspere was the author William Shakespeare. For anybody living in Stratford, who may have known him, the epitaph could appear to say no such thing. It neither names, nor quotes from, any of the works; and it never mentions poetry, plays, acting or theater. Most orthodox biographers have little to say about the inscription, and some even describe it as enigmatic. Epitaphs of other writers of the time identify them clearly as writers, so why not Mr. Shakspere's epitaph?

If the case for Mr. Shakspere were otherwise sound, the problems in these four areas would hardly matter. Unfortunately, once one looks beyond them, one finds no contemporaneous evidence that Mr. Shakspere was even a professional writer, much less that he was the poet-playwright William Shakespeare. Further, much contemporaneous evidence that has come to light seems at odds with his having been Shakespeare. Of a few great writers, like Homer, we know nothing at all; but there is only one great writer about whom the more we learn, the less he appears to have been a writer. How can this be for England's Shakespeare?

Not one play, not one poem, not one letter in Mr. Shakspere's own hand has ever been found. He divided his time between London and Stratford, a situation conducive to correspondence. Early scholars naturally expected that at least some of his correspondence would have survived. Yet the only writings said to be in his own hand are six shaky, inconsistent signatures on legal documents, including three found on his will. If, in fact, these signatures are his, they reveal that Mr. Shakspere experienced difficulty signing his name. Some document experts doubt that even these signatures are his and suggest they were done by law clerks. One letter addressed to Mr. Shakspere survives. It requested a loan, and it was unopened and undelivered.

His detailed will, in which he famously left his wife “my second best bed with the furniture,” contains no clearly Shakespearean turn of phrase and mentions no books, plays, poems, or literary effects of any kind. Nor does it mention any musical instruments, despite extensive evidence of the author's musical expertise. He did leave token bequests to three fellow actors (an interlineation, indicating it was an afterthought), but nothing to any writers. The actors' names connect him to the theater, but nothing implies a writing career. Why no mention of Stratford's Richard Field, who printed the poems that first made Shakespeare famous? If Mr. Shakspere was widely known as William “Shakespeare,” why spell his name otherwise in his will? Dying men are usually very aware of, and concerned about, what they are famous for. Why not this man?

Mr. Shakspere grew up in an illiterate household in the remote agricultural town of Stratford-upon-Avon. There is no record that he traveled at all during his formative years, or that he ever left England. Both of his parents witnessed documents with a mark; but most surprisingly, neither of his daughters could write. One poorly-executed signature exists for his daughter, Susanna, but it only suggests a functional illiterate. His younger daughter, Judith, twice signed with a mark when witnessing a deed for a Stratford neighbor. Mr. Shakspere may have attended the Stratford grammar school, but records to confirm this do not exist. Records do survive for England's two universities at the time, but no record places him at either of them. Most orthodox scholars make no claim that he ever attended any university, inside or outside of England.

Some say that the Stratford grammar school would have provided all the formal education Mr. Shakspere would have needed to launch him on a trajectory consistent with the author's literary output. We disagree. The works show extensive knowledge of law, philosophy, classical literature, ancient and modern history, mathematics, astronomy, art, music, medicine, horticulture, heraldry, military and naval terminology and tactics; etiquette and manners of the nobility; English, French and Italian court life; Italy; and aristocratic pastimes such as falconry, equestrian sports and royal tennis. Nothing that we know about Mr. Shakspere accounts for this. Much of the knowledge displayed in the works was the exclusive province of the upper classes, yet no record places Mr. Shakspere among them for any length of time. The works are based on myriad ancient and modern sources, including works in French, Italian, Spanish, Latin and Greek not yet translated into English. How Mr. Shakspere could have acquired knowledge of these sources is a mystery.

The gap between Mr. Shakspere's youth in Stratford and the first record of him in London is known as the “lost years.” But for a few church records, the first twenty-eight years of his life could be described as lost. Scholars know nothing about how he acquired the breadth and depth of knowledge displayed in the works. This is not to say that a commoner, even in the rigid, hierarchical social structure of Elizabethan England, could not have managed to do it somehow; but how could it have happened without leaving a single trace? Orthodox scholars attribute the miracle to his innate “genius,” but even a genius must acquire knowledge. Books were expensive and difficult to obtain during those times, except at universities or private libraries. No book that Mr. Shakspere owned, or that is known to have been in his possession, has ever been found. Academic experts on characteristics of geniuses see little reason to think that Mr. Shakspere was a genius.

No record shows that any William Shakespeare ever received payment, or secured patronage, for writing. After dedicating his first two poems to the earl of Southampton, Shakespeare issued no more dedications. Why would any writer motivated by profit, as we are told Mr. Shakspere was, not visibly seek patronage? Some scholars claim that the earl of Southampton was his patron, but no record shows that they ever met. A phrase in one of the dedications (“The warrant I have of your honourable disposition… ”) suggests not. Not only did prominent patrons of other writers not support Mr. Shakspere, they did not comment on him. Up until 1623, those who commented on the author, or on his works, never indicated that they knew him. Shakespeare, the author, wrote no commendatory verse, and nobody addressed any to him while he lived.

Contrary to the traditional view that the author became a prominent public figure, there is no record that he ever addressed the public directly, either in person or in writing (other than the two early dedications); and no record shows that either Elizabeth I, or James I, ever met Shakespeare, or spoke or wrote his name. Even after one of his plays was performed as part of the Essex rebellion, Shakespeare was not mentioned. Almost uniquely among Elizabethan poets, Shakespeare remained silent following the death of Elizabeth. Early in the reign of James I, records place Shakspere in Stratford while plays were staged in London for the Court. Why was the popular playwright and leading actor of the King's Men not part of such events?

It is not that there are no documents for Mr. Shakspere; there are close to seventy, but all are non-literary. They reveal a businessman of Stratford, plus a theater entrepreneur and sometime minor actor in London. A few records show him delinquent in paying taxes, and he was cited for hoarding grain during a famine. A William Wayte, evidently threatened by him, sought “sureties of the peace against William Shakspere.” In 1612, allegedly at the height of his fame, a London court called him simply a “gentleman of Stratford.” He sued over small business matters, but never once objected to an unauthorized publication of the works. The orthodox see nothing unusual in the lack of documentation for Mr. Shakspere's ostensible career, but he is the only presumed writer of his time for whom there is no contemporary evidence of a writing career.

Stranger still, this alleged prolific writer is said to have retired in his late-forties, with his faculties intact, and returned to the same market town from which he came, never to write a play, a poem, or even a letter. There is no record that he ever put on a play in Stratford, or that any of its residents viewed him as a poet. Several people who knew the man, or knew who he was, seem not to have associated him with the author, including his son-in-law, Dr. John Hall, poet Michael Drayton and prominent historian William Camden. Nobody, including literary contemporaries, ever recognized Mr. Shakspere as a writer during his lifetime; and when he died in 1616, no one seemed to notice. Not so much as a letter refers to the author's passing. If Mr. Shakspere was Shakespeare, surely something dating from 1616 should mention the author's death. Even Heminges, Condell and Richard Burbage, whom he mentioned in his will, had no recorded reaction. Nor did those who held rights to previously published editions of plays or poems rush new ones into print.

Scholars have found few, mostly dubious connections between the life of the alleged author and the works. Why are virtually all of the plays set among the upper classes, and how did the author learn of their ways? Why is only one play set in Mr. Shakspere's Elizabethan or Jacobean England? Why are so many in Italy? How did he become so familiar with all things Italian that even obscure details in these plays are accurate? Why did he never mention Stratford, and never write a play that seems to reflect his own life experiences? While pouring out his heart in the Sonnets, why did he not once mention the death of his 11-year-old son? Perhaps a few apparent incongruities could be explained away, if taken in isolation; but there are so many! Sam Schoenbaum, among the most-quoted traditional Shakespeare biographers, after decades of research, wrote that, “Perhaps we should despair of ever bridging the vertiginous expanse between the sublimity of the subject and the mundane inconsequence of the documentary record.” (Shakespeare's Lives, Second Edition)

Finally, Hugh R. Trevor-Roper, Regius Professor of History at Oxford University, found Shakespeare's elusiveness “exasperating and almost incredible … After all, he lived in the full daylight of the English Renaissance in the well documented reigns of Queen Elizabeth and King James I and … since his death has been subjected to the greatest battery of organised research that has ever been directed upon a single person. And yet the greatest of all Englishmen, after this tremendous inquisition, still remains so close to a mystery that even his identity can still be doubted.” (“What's in a Name?” Réalités, November 1962.)

We make no claim, in signing this declaration, to know exactly what happened, who wrote the works, nor even that Mr. Shakspere definitely did not. Individual signatories will have their personal views about the author; but all we claim here is that there is “room for doubt,” and other reasonable scenarios are possible. If writers and thinkers of the stature of Henry James, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Walt Whitman, Mark Twain and all the rest of the outstanding people named above, have expressed doubt that Mr. William Shakspere of Stratford wrote the works attributed to him, why is it even necessary to say that there is room for doubt? There clearly is doubt, as a matter of empirical fact — reasonable doubt, expressed by very credible people. Reasonable people may differ about whether a preponderance of the evidence supports Mr. Shakspere, but it is simply not credible for anyone to claim, in 2007, that there is no room for doubt about the author.

Therefore, in adding our names to those of the distinguished individuals named above, we hereby declare that the identity of William Shakespeare should, henceforth, be regarded in academia as a legitimate issue for research and publication, and an appropriate topic for instruction and discussion in classrooms.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

The latest from the Twilight Zone, otherwise known as modern-day America.

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Mick Williams:
Even a talented imagination like Rod's would never have foreseen how his dystopia episodes would actually come to pass.

Lady Checkmate:
Mick, I love it!
The only sad (?) thing is that it's accurate...the end times are playing out just as God's word says it would and the enemy has so confused the lost that they are being led away to the slaughter (laughing, drinking, whoremongering and proudly foolishly pumping their fists at God...the only living God).
They have NO idea that they are slaves to sin and the end of sin is death. My heart breaks for them brother.

Mick Williams:
Narrow is the true path, and few that find it.

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Today’s Laugh 1-29-19

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(Agitated man in cage labelled “DANGER: LIBERAL. He is wearing a hat that says “Pelosi 2020”. Label on cage says “Control Subject 12 -Trigger Word Project”).

Man in lab coat, to man in cage: “Next word: Family.”
Man in cage: “Racist and homophobic! It has a Leave-It-To-Beaver whiteness. It’s exclusionary! I’ll make you eat your MAGA hats! I’ll put your home addresses on the web!”

Mick Williams (commenting on his own comic):
From a news account in which google employees went into orbit at the word “family”. If liberalism wasn’t a mental disorder, us comics would be out of business.

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Today's Laugh 2-21-19

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (presumably): A large part of global warming is caused by cow flatulence. I'm introducing a bill where cows have to take Beano every day. Why hasn't anybody thought of this? It's such a simple-minded solution!

Jim Acosta (presumably): Awesome!


Mick Williams:
'Crazy Eyes and Fake News Jim'.

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Tiday’s Laugh 2-7-19

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Man 1: the Bible is man’s fairy tale search for God. It’s a contradictory translation of many translations.

Man 2: it’s the only book where hundreds of prophecies were fulfilled to the letter.

Man 1: Those were written after the fact.

Man 2: Actually—

Man 1 (fingers in his ears) Can’t year you. TA DA TA DEE BLAH BLAH HEY NONNY NONNY BO DOH!

Man 2 (thinking): Poor soul.

Mick Williams (commenting on his own strip)
‘A leftist mind is a closed mind.’

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Today’s Laugh 7-29-19

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(first image: people seated at a meeting. Various voices: “Manholes must be de-gendered. How about maintenance access hole?” “Hole sounds like ‘ho’, suggesting we come in different genders.” “Maintenance access entrance/exit aperture!” “’Apeture’ bothers me.”)
(second image: man shown dropping jar containing brain. Label on jar says “normal brain”. His hands are then shown holding a separate jar with a brain labelled “Democrat brain”.)

Lady Checkmate #fundie disqus.com

(Lady Checkmate deleted her Disqus account and created a new one…no one knows why)

Mick Williams:
Morning, LC. The new account is a little confusing, but proceed as you think best. We're all solidly in your corner.

Lady Checkmate:
Good day, Mick Williams (Mick Williams). I apologize for the confusion, but as you can imagine, I'm not in a position to post my plans here (beforehand anyway) due to the mentally ill cyberstalker's stalking, harassment, death threats and kill-lists. The cyber-stalker obsessively stalks our channel like a deranged serial killer. We all know that there aren't many new users on the DISQUS channel system...it's dying-really dead already - and will be sunset in a few days. I believe God's divine plan is for the cyber-stalker to hear/read His Truth here. The fact is, the cyberstalker would be number one on our Contributor's List if hate and trolling were allowed, but alas :). I continue to pray that he seeks Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior. My intent is to obey God, speak the Truth in love and allow God to provide the increase. I sincerely hope he submits to God before he bows before Him.

On another note, I do not like that you and other Christians were added to the cyberstalker's "kill-list". I mean, no sane person issues "kill-lists", but cyberstalkers are NOT sane. I wanted to let you know that I'm ok with you resigning and hopefully avoiding any further harassment. We know that as Bible-believing Christians we will be persecuted, but death-threats, rape fantasies, kill-lists, death wishes, etc., in 2019? Just because we are Bible-believing Christians who adhere to God's Word? We are living in the end time. The reprobates are insane and out for blood. I am not pushing you out...you are always welcome here, but I've already scrubbed. This user account will be discarded when the channel system sunsets. I took your advice: new icon, new username, etc., Death threats, rape fantasies, death wishes and kill-lists DO touch a nerve. I wish I knew you personally to truly convey this to you in a way that would maybe make more sense and a way in which you could see my heart in this.

Finally, I appreciate all that you have done here. I have a lot of respect for you. I am trying to protect you and the others I care about here. I recommend at some point, you also follow your advice: new username, new icon, etc. The ministry here will continue, until DISQUS sunsets channels, but the cyberstalker will not be aware of our next move. Please forgive me if I did not communicate as well as possible, but there's a lot going on. The cyberstalker wants us dead...it is not funny.

Again, because everyone should know and see what the alt-left does to Bible-believing Christians who adhere to God's word:
https://disqus.com/home/discussion/channel-battlegrounddiscuss/cyberstalkers_cross_channel_attacks_and_targeted_harassment_80/

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Mick Williams:
A lady at a checkout line was handing out Chick tracts today. I didn't think they still made them. It's called 'Kitty in the Window', copyright 2016. Whether new or a reprint isn't clear, but everyone in line politely accepted one. That's good to see these days.

Lady Checkmate:
"everyone in line politely accepted one. That's good to see these days."
It sure is. I smiled out loud :).
I meant to order some Chick tracts for fall festival. The neighborhood children come by to trick-or-treat, even if the outside light is off, so I keep snacks and tracts on hand for the kiddos. I waited too late to order online this year :(.
How's everything else? I'm enjoying the weather.

Mick Williams:
It's good and cold for the morning jog. I'll probably leave the tract at the library or some place it's sure to find good use, maybe order some for that purpose. Glad to see they're still in business.

A portion of the Jack Chick tract "Kitty in the Window":
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Mick congratulates himself at aggravating Lady Checkmate's imaginary 1000-headed troll (presumably many of us):

Lady Checkmate:
Hi Mick! How are you?

Mick Williams:
Keeping busy. I forgot to mention I have a cartoon about a certain person we were having a lot of fun with, which you might be able to use. We'll try it here if you like. Guaranteed to set troll hair on fire.
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Lady Checkmate:
LOLOLOL...I LIKE IT! And, it's spot on.
The poor guy is literally in a constant state of "triggered". He doesn't have an off switch. FYI - you perfectly captured one of has psychotic breakdowns.

Mick Williams:
You can copy the image and use it to reply to each puppet you ban. Gotta get my beauty rest now. See you at the next Serling post.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

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Robin Egg:
ROTLFOL!!!! Best one ever!!

Lady Checkmate:
LOL...spot on. Last night, they were so triggered they were walking out.
Thanks Mick!

Mick Williams:
Like petulant little kids for the whole world to see. I think they're driving nails into their coffin of the November elections. Weird.

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Today's Laugh 4-1-19

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(TRANSCRIPT - Counsellor speaks to man (presumably Brian Williams) in straitjacket. COUNSELLOR: "Now then, Brian. The five stages of grief are Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and eventually-acceptance by NBC." BRIAN: "NEVER!! (mumbles) Mueller...Mueller...Mueller...")

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Today's Laugh 4-18-18

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TRANSCRIPTION:

(Presumably James Comey): Should the president be impeached? Well, people have a responsibility-
(Panel is interrupted by swoon from (presumably) fawning interviewer)

Mick Williams:
According to Comey, it's possible the president engaged with prostitutes in Russia. By that logic, it's possible Elvis is living on Mars. Etc, etc, etc.

Lady Checkmate:
LOL. I couldn't agree more. They act as if Christians are not sinners saved by grace. Petty and irrelevant.
Spot on...as always :). Thanks, Mick!!!

Robin Egg:
And what is his impeachable offense? Doing the job "we the people" elected him to do? I would like to impeach every democrat and rino just for beginners, because they are traitors and seditionists. And we have PROOF!!

Mick Williams:
If Sessions wasn't such a timid little man, Comey would be hiding behind his lawyers instead of treating us to his circus.

Mick Williams:
That's liberal logic for you. They can't rule out their talking points because they 'don't have proof', but they rule out God as if it's self evident. Backwards.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Today's Laugh 12-1-18

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Caption 1: "The left vs. conservatives" (something is randomly labelled "Antifa" and two men with masks and turbans are labelled "Mao" and "Che". Both appear to be fighting.)

Caption 2: "The left vs. literature"
A sign in the background reads "Banned from School" and the following list appears: "RUDOLPH" - promotes bullying; "SANTA" - capitalist; "LORD OF THE RINGS" - Racist portrayal of orcs as inferior; "DANIEL BOONE" - nationalist; "LITTLE HOUSE" - sexist; "GRINCH" - belittles deformities; "LASSIE" - animal exploitation; "SCROOGE" - promotes Christianity; "FROSTY" - climate change denial.

Just Mat:
They guzzle sewage from hell while finding everything good, wholesome, beneficial to humanity, helpful and just plain enjoyable and fun as evil. Actually, they are the type who can never be "happy" until they have made everyone else (except their own filthy ilk) miserable. And they use the bludgeon of illegally passed laws supported by illegal judges to beat true people over the heads with. I say "true people" because these things have lost every shred of humanity and have become vicious rabid (but sentient and trained) animals. And that fact that they can still think on some level makes them a threat to people.

Mick Williams:
I think there are 2 main reasons why they can't debate: one is not having a leg to stand on; the other is being a product of the leftist education system. They don't know history or logic.

Mick Williams:
When you throw punches like girls, it's necessary to outnumber conservatives 20 to 1.

Lady Checkmate:
Smh. Those cry-bullies will only physically attack others when they outnumber them 20 to 1 (cowards) and those monsters would rather sexually exploit children than show them wholesome tv shows and cartoons. They support sexual deviants reading books to preschoolers at the library (priming them for child-rape), but take issue with those same children hearing the Gospel of Jesus Christ. SMH. Children need to know that God loves them and He has a plan for their lives. But, the child-rape advocates don't want children to know the Truth, so they fight anything wholesome, pure and righteous. They're disgusting filth.
Matthew 18:6 (KJV)
6 But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

Mick Williams:
Yep, and a lot of these guys wearing millstones are going to be dressed in drag--former child cultivators.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Today's Laugh 11-21-18

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TRANSCRIPT
Reporter: Mr. President! Explain Ivanka's email scandal!
Trump: Simple inexperience - unlike Hillary, who deleted 33,000 subpoenaed emails and put classified data on an unsecure server.
(member of the press shown falling asleep)
Reporter: Cut, cut!
Reporter: Mr. President! Why are families being cruelly torn apart in Tijuana?

Mick Williams:
Episode: Minions of the MSM (Militant Satanic Media).

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Today's Laugh 7-19-18

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(NOTE: Difficult to say what is going on in this comic strip but I will identify the various things being said and the reader may try to understand for themselves)

Man labelled Brennan with 666 on his forehead: TREASON!
Man walking across bridge labelled Helsinki: I'd trust people like Putin over the fake media.
Creature labelled ABC: ...ahuh, wha...I smell blood.
Creature labelled CBS: Sedition. Heresy.
Creature labelled NBC: At long last-we have him!

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Today’s Laugh 4-14-18

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Transcript:

It could happen, and probably will.

"Languages that assign gender to nouns will convert them to neuter," the spectacle-wearing processor says, "In addition, anyone using the word 'gender' will be prosecuted."

On his right, a poster board commands that, in German, "der Mann" and "die Frau" should both be replaced with "das Person", in English, "girl" and "boy" should be replaced with "student", and, in Sweden, "he/she" should be replaced with "it".

On the professor's left, the Devil thinks, "I'm scraping the barrel here. The rapture has to be awfully close."

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

"If They Could Talk"

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Transcript:
Baby (thinking): QUICK - Is this Virginia, or New York?
Voice: Welcome to South Carolina, little one!
Baby (thinking): Thank the Almighty!!

Mick Williams:
He didn't dodge it by much. Virginia and North Carolina have fallen to the left. Three main reasons:
1) The MIA church
2) The communist media, which gave zero coverage to the Northam scandal. Locally, the media bent over backwards to portray it as a smear campaign.
3) Voter apathy, which elected Northam.

Texas Cowboy:
Great "cartoon." What a horrible thing abortion is.

cwill:
The babe made it out of the womb in one piece but it‘s not out of the woods yet. Now the gender has to be decided...boy — girl —both — neither ?

Mick Williams:
He's probably just south enough to escape that nonsense.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

“Today’s Laugh 6-24-19″

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(Image shows Elizabeth Warren as Pocahontas, Cory Booker with Spartacus helmet, Bernie Sanders in a communist jacket and ?????? Below this is a partial rainbow flag with several slogans over top: “The end of women’s sports!” “Illegals first!” “Eliminate gender” “Change your mind? LIVE BIRTH ABORTION!” “Jail Trump” and “No borders”.)

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Today's Laugh 2-8-19

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TRANSCRIPT

Man 1 (interviewing Man 2 with a flashlight, wearing a gas mask and a chemsuit labelled "SF"): San Francisco wants to move undocumented migrants to the head of the line. Simply indicate how you voted in 2016.
Man 2 (who is sitting next to a syringe, a skull, a pile of dirt, a tin can and a miniature kangaroo): Hillary. Eight times.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Today's Laugh 4-10-19


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(Difficult to describe this "comic" but I will try. Superimposed in the middle of the screen is a picture of a newscaster with a headline below reading "Bernie Sanders: Trump Racist". In the main picture a man with a wizard outfit on and a hat with a hammer and sickle on it (who might be George Soros) is saying in tandem with the figure in the superimposed picture "Pay no attention to that globalist behind the curtain!" We see Donald Trump parting the curtain and flames in behind it.)

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

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TRANSCRIPTION
CABLE GUY: Cable guy here, with the first 4 letters of the alphabet:

Plan A: CLEAR HILLARY
Strzok's plan worked right brilliant, but those 'smelly Walmart' people didn't like his commie candidate, and elected them a REAL president!

On to Plan B: IMPEACH!
If I was that Putin feller, I'd heap rather have Hillary in there as president. Just another checker player like Obama, and Putin sure mopped up the floor with that guy! Impeach is dead, and the dems keep whippin' that poor ol' horse, but he's down for the count!

Plan C: Obstruct, and take back congress
The dems are holdin' up over a thousand folks that need to get appointed, but Trump's gettin' 'er done anyway! What's this for givin' Strzok a purple heart? What a slap in the face to military folks he looks down his nose at! But those crazy dems just keep on shootin' themselves in the foot.

Plan D: Violence and anarchy
If you can't get control of the house, then burn it down. That's the globalist plan anyhow--turn America into Europe. Those wide-open borders are a great way to commit suicide!

And there it is like a dead fish on the pier at high noon. Phew!

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

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"Rod Serling":
The principal foe of old-school liberalism was that nebulous, capitalist entity known as The Man: government-slash-business-slash-Wall Street. Its ideology was the simple communism taught by its Soviet handlers.

Today's liberals, far less educated, have more foes than neurons: themselves, if they're white; traditional marriage; Christians; the USA and Europe; common sense and truth; race harmony; strong economy...Its profit chart is a red line zigzagging relentlessly in a downward direction.

The once closeted embarrassment of homosexuality is the new civil rights darling, lionized by TV and media as normal. Transgenderism was a secret vice; today it's forced on the kindergarten set. Debate was welcome; now it's a threat to be shut down at any cost, including violence, a tempest most dangerous for that liberal house of cards.

What went wrong? Simply put--Strong Delusion, as promised by the Book they dismiss as mere literature. Beatniks of old must see them as vulgar and mean-spirited, petty and vindictive, dull and predictable. They've even got rabid against their mentors of old, the Russians.

What awaits our leftist lemmings? Exactly what they crave; a globalist regime where fairness and virtue find no respite from the brutal enforcers of that coming conqueror, tasked with elimination of all who reject a certain three-digit number. But for those not afflicted with said Delusion, a second chance awaits--in The Twilight Zone.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Mick Williams:
Speaking of apostasy, I'm not sure if a cult or an atheist tore up some posted leaflets at a jogging trail recently. He was dumb enough to leave the pieces there, so I taped them back together. Tomorrow I'll tack them back on the same trees. He'll no doubt do it again, but it'll be twice he's rejected the word. Talk about heaping coals of fire on his head. . .

Lady Checkmate:
Excellent. We're tasked with sharing the word, not forcing anyone to accept it.
Keep up the good work!!

Lady Checkmate #fundie disqus.com

Lady Checkmate's headline: "Far-leftese (alt-leftese)...yes, they speak a different language"

A *CM I respect, Mick Williams, posted this glossary of far left/alt left terms and their definitions. I smile every time I read them because they're so true. Check it out:

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*CM = Community Member (Mick Williams)
**This does NOT apply to traditional Democrats, imho, but I would have to confirm that with the author.

Don't forget to RECOMMEND. Thanks.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Today's Laugh 3-15-19

It's the climactic boss fight of the Swamp Wars video game. You've waded through hordes of terrorists swarming across the wide-open border; defeated the demonic Moscow Media; now it's on to the lair of the Illuminati Vulture Lord! It won't be easy, because he has the traitorous Deep State at his command.

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(Picture shows Brennan, Ocasio-Cortez, Schumer, and Pelosi in a swamp. Brennan has "666" on his forehead. It is a video game sequence and a child playing the game is saying "This guy keeps summoning all these freaks to protect him." A white-haired man is in the sky above them rendered as a bat, laughing. Likely this man's identity is key to the "comic" but I have no idea who he is supposed to be. Possibly George Soros. Someone here will know.)

Mick Williams:
Tribulation bait, every one of them.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

March to Madness

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Robin Egg:
It's the separation of sheep and goats, at least in this country.

Lady Checkmate:
Amen. And it's obvious. They're no longer hiding behind their "#lovewins" masks and signs. They've dropped those and picked up pitchforks and knives to attack those they hate with. The good news is that we know how it all ends. Praise God.
* We hasten the return of our Lord!

Mick Williams:
Guys like this are elected by people whose parents never monitored what they were being taught in school.

Lady Checkmate:
Agreed.
California continues to focus on petty stuff and ignore important issues. Pray for Texas. I'm sure no one wants them, so Texas is probably reeling and bracing for their foolishness.
Awesome clip! Thanks, Mick!!

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Curtain Call II

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Caption: "60,000 years from now:" Setting is (presumably) hell. Background shows tortured souls writing. ABC news anchor says, "Fresh magma flow in the west sector. Continued hot and dry. And breaking news: A boulder cracked!! Unnamed sources blame the ongoing heat..."

Amos Moses:
the only "global climate crisis" they should be worried about ..... is the "Lake of Fire" .............

Mick Williams:
The liberal media finally gets it right.

Mick Williams/Lady Checkmate disqus.com

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(Image shows Disqus as a sinking ship and “trolls” drowning)

Mick Williams:
Episode: On To Better Things.

Lady Checkmate:
Amen to that. As an aside, I understand the hurt and grief of the unique users who are losing their communities. On topic, the trolls are losing their minds, lol. Their years of stalking, trolling, death threats, kill lists, rape fantasies, and overall harassment (of not just other users, but of DISQUS admin and employees as well - complaining about everything from their cry-bully feelings to those they hate) accomplished nothing but to have their favorite place to troll (and them with it) deleted. Ohhhh, what will they do with their time hate now? Years of hatefully creating sock bots and entire sock armies to stalk and threaten users with was just a waste of time and their socks and bots are now useless...lol. Ain't God good? I have been so amused by the entire thing. Again, I do empathize with the grieving unique-users who are caught up un the sweep, but the trolls and their socks and bots are meeting a fitting end. Kudos to DISQUS! I ran my race, here. I finished my course, here. May God be magnified in all that we do and in all things. Most of you, I will never meet here on this earth, but for those who truly love God and are His...we will meet in heaven. To the lost, my parting words are still...seek Jesus.

Mick Williams:
The critters are definitely panicking. Without this hate outlet, they'll maybe take it to the street and get arrested, or end up in asylums.

Lady Checkmate:
Also, expect them to ramp up their trolling on DISQUS, while they can. Check out the spam folder, but be careful and do not click on any links. They are to'ed. Walk (metaphorically speaking) circumspectly, watch and pray. Most of you guys, I will never meet here on this earth, but for those who are truly Bible-believing Christians, we will meet in heaven. I look forward to that day. My parting words to the lost, after all of these years, would still be..."God loves you...seek Jesus".


Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Headline: "Today's Laugh 1-23-18"

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Lady Checkmate:
Lol??. Good one, Mick.
I think I have a couple of liberal tendencies, but they're in line with the word, helping the poor, etc. Thank God, whew??.
Thank you for breaking up the monotony of the day??. Your OPs make my day. I usually try to save them as a way to treat myself, but this one pulled me in right away. I couldn't wait.

Mick Williams:
Ordinary folks can be as funny as those wacky celebrities. Thanks, all--it's fun being a comedian.

Lady Checkmate #fundie disqus.com

Lady Checkmate's headline: "PERSECUTION: Christian-owned Bridal Shop Closes After Death Threats"

(article cut-and-pasted from toddstarnes.com follows: https://www.toddstarnes.com/show/christian-owned-bridal-shop-closes-after-death-threats/)

Guest:
Walid Shoebat
The homosexual movement is the most hateful and most vile group in all of the Western world. The sodomites are supremacists; they believe that they have the superior lifestyle, a disposition and constitution more superior than the “others,” who they consider as inferior breeders. This is the ideology of sodomism.
Sodomism is the ideology of homosexual superiority, in which the homosexuals desire to usher in — through propaganda, violence and state coercion — a utopia in which homosexuality is seen as a supreme ideal, and those who believe in the conjugal union as is affirmed and established by the Christian Faith, are viewed and treated as enemies.
More at shoebat com

Lady Checkmate:
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Mick Williams:
I thought this might be Iraq at first glance. We're getting more and more like the middle east in terms of hatred of Christians.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Crow, Egg and Humble Pie

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(A frustrated-looking Elizabeth Warren, dressed as Pocahontas, is trying to wring out substance from pages of the Mueller report.
Assorted pages on the ground read “nada”, “goose egg” and “zip”.)

Mick Williams:
It's over, Lizzie. Just like your presidential campaign

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

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Transcription:

Center for Disease Control Bulletin: Trump Derangement Syndrome

First known occurrence: Nov. 8, 2016.

Etiology: Festers in brains of so-called liberal elites.

Route of transmission: Sporulates through social media as primary vector, with fake news media as secondary reservoir.

Cause: Self-inflicted, exacerbated by unwillingness to think for oneself.

Cure: The Bible.

Prognosis: Usually results in terminal liberalism, with poor to zero chance of recovery.

Manifestations: Bizarre, self-defeating behaviors such as: public harassment of conservatives; talk show psychosis; obscene diatribes; humiliating lack of success debating conservatives; desire to flood the country with criminal illegal aliens; hatred of strong economy.

Consequence of infection: Loss of restaurant ownership; delusional belief in furthering the democrat cause when the opposite is true; fear of Rod Serling.

Help: There is little hope of cure outside the Bible. Since TDS sufferers have been programmed to reject the truth, the prognosis is almost 100% negative. Rare individuals have been known to suddenly wake up and fight off out-of-proportion infection in minority groups.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

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(poorly-drawn image of Alfred Hitchcock)

Good evening. No, I do not consider myself to be Spartacus. As society has become quite contentious of late, I find it wise to take certain precautions. Our enemy has apparently decided that his time is running out. Curiously, the same intelligentsia who scoff at God are readily embracing paganism and witchcraft. I'm reminded of the young man who insisted the sky was falling. Quite impossible, though anything becomes fact through hysterical repetition: evolution, planet warming, even switching one's gender. I shall refrain from subjecting the world to such an attempt on my part.

Our enemy's strategy seems a sort of pagan fascism. The parallels are remarkably consistent with that old playbook authored by leftist American thinkers who had such a profound influence on Herr Hitler. The global warming priesthood must appease the climate gods through ruinous and pointless 'carbon taxes'; those patriot heretics must be silenced; the abortion god Moloch must receive a steady diet to reduce our 'carbon footprint', whatever that is; doctored vaccines sterilize the young and rush the elderly to early graves. Perhaps Fauxcahontas and Spartacus are correct in their implied choice of trappings. In a world rapidly reverting to barbarism, the pagan elites are merely imitating their heroes from the dark ages.

I must now seek the safety of my new abode, a war surplus battle tank. It's completely impervious to the likes of CNN, so I may rest undisturbed by their sinister whispering. Good night.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

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Caption - Maxine Walters (presumably): Harass republicans everywhere! We can't debate 'em, so we'll close 'em all down!
Man next to her (thought balloon): Curious. I keep on hearing the sound of coffin nails being driven.
Box next to toilet: RID-X - Rid Your Septic System of Garbage

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

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CNN reporter says “New round of subpoenas against Trump”. Foreground shows a demon (?) holding a hand of cards that say variously “Deep State Islam”, “Borders - UN”, Media - Schools”, “Dims (sic) - trans”, “Apostasy - LGBT”, “Soros - BDS” and “Antifa”. Bare hand with white sleeve holds single card which reads “Second coming”.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Today's Laugh 7-26-18

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Transcript:
Caption: Fake media presents: Persistence of Madness
Shadowy figure on cliff (holding "Blackmail by Putin" sign):
Another dud. But there's breaking news coming up!

(A man is throwing assorted boxes over a cliff marked "City Dump" - the boxes are variously marked: "Russia", "Incompetent", "Treason", "Trade War", "Stormie (sic) Daniels", "Border Crisis", "Mental Illness", "Nuclear War", "Heart Disease", "Helsinki", "Trump-Cohen Tapes". These are being fed intravenously into Trump's beefed-up arm. Trump's shirt says MAGA.)

Mick Williams:
Episode: "So many shots in the foot"
They never learn. Strong delusion, you know

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Today's Laugh 12-17-18

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TRANSCRIPT:

HEADLINE - Rashida Tiaib to wear Palestinian dress at swearing in

Two people the cartoonist has labelled "DIMS":
"Wonderful dress, Miz Tiaib! Not to assign gender...I should have used the neutral "mx".
"Should I cover my head? If that's racist, forgive me."

Muslim woman (thinking to herself): "Soon, infidel scum. Soon."

Just Mat:
You caught the rank sycophantic hypocrisy of the Dims perfectly as well as the true attitude of the Islamists like this one. She very skillfully used muruna and taqiyya plus PC buzzwords to fool the brainwashed Liberals to vote for her and she had help from the vote stealing Dims to ensure she got installed as their FIRST MUSLIM "representative".

Mick Williams:
No one is laughing harder at them than the Islamists.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Today's Laugh 11-16-18

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TRANSCRIPT
Title: "New Kids in the House"
Picture: (Presumably) Nancy Pelosi being burned at the stake.
Assorted crowd member chants:
"Death to Israel!"
"Free climate change..uh...free everything!"
"White men are the problem."
"Down with America!"

(Presumably) Nancy: "Now, children - we have a country to destroy, elections to rig. Our puppet media needs its orders."

MICK WILLIAMS:
Episode: Hellspawn.
Nancy's fate in eternity won't come as such a surprise after this.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Curtain Call

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(News show, screen reads "On the lighter side". Image shows clouds in Christ-like apparition. ABC news anchor speaks: "This weather anomaly is appearing all over nations due to global warming. Scientists lay the blame at the feet of President Tr-- (cuts to "please stand by").

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

"The Failed Legacy Speaks"

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Transcript:
Barack Obama (presumably)
All this talk about the economy. Let's not forget...uhh...when this recovery began - back in...uhh...2015! We didn't have all this strife and division. This persecution of FBI and DOJ...the racism.

Cable Guy:
Cable Guy here. Gotta admire your style, Barack! All those pauses to admire your profound pontificatin'...the way you look down your nose at the useful idiots...classic! None of 'em wanna hear how you were too much of a boob to destroy American in eight whole years. Then along comes this Trump feller getting it turned around in one year--in spite of looney tune dimocrats and their pet media!

But ain't that the point of Marxism? All nations must be the same, which means the West has to take a dive. You tried to do that with your job-killin' regs; your race baitin'; crooked FBI, DOJ, IRS, EPA and all that alphabet soup! Your hold-over stooges are still throwin' wrenches in the works, and we gotta admire that kinda loyalty!

But you're takin' too much credit, Mr. O. Could it be you're a useful idiot yourself? It ain't just Trump that has an IQ way higher than yours--there's also that infernal dude that pulls a lot of puppet strings, a dude you don't even believe in!

Hold still while I find me a fly swat--there's somethin' on your shoulder. And keep showin' the voters who and what dimocrats really are!

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

“Today’s Laugh”

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Robert Mueller rendered as Frankenstein’s monster lies motionless on a table. Two “doctors” (who resemble Adam Schiff and Elijah Cummings, I assume) speak:
Cummings: Maybe we expected too much of it…pushed it too hard and too long.
Schiff: No!! Give it another 20,000 volts!!

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

An interesting possibility.

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For your consideration: a president who could only have been elected by divine intervention. The enemies of freedom, unhinged by their catastrophic defeat have gone right over the edge. Witness the collapse of the communist media. Even their well-indoctrinated followers are sick of hearing the same broken record. We see the implosion of the leftist political party, unable to win elections on their anti-American platform, their message of intolerance and division falling on finally-opened ears. A certain billionaire financier has no more hate groups to undertake his paid riots. Demoralized by failure. they stay home, indulging in drug-fueled rants on social media that no one hears. But another voice echoes through the centuries. warning His followers not to become complacent when sanity seems to be coming back to the nation.

Tonight's armchair admiral advice from.... The Twilight Zone.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

"From Whence the Madness?"

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Delusion: noun: perceiving that which does not exist. It's the just desserts of those who scoff at a certain Good Book, who won't admit their slavish devotion to its principal nemesis, the god of this world.

Enter a most unexpected roadblock to the plans of their one-world messiah. His election could not have happened without divine providence, a fact that earns him the rabid hate of all to whom truth is like pulling a cross on Dracula. He contends with a malevolent media wholly prostrate before a certain political party.

Having evicted truth, they embrace Delusion, that masked lover whose poison whispering waltzes them ever farther leftward, over a cliff into uncharted realms of insanity. These enlightened elites obsess over banning plastic straws while violent illegals try to storm the border fence. Their word police demand 'you guys' be replaced by the gender-gutted 'y'all'. The list of said genders now tops 57 in that ongoing effort by Nemesis to undo all that was wrought by the Creator.

America, last obstacle to the globalist pipe dream, rots from within, courtesy of a certain party having well earned such sobriquets as Dims and Demoncraps. Having fraudulently taken the House, they now face the novel situation of having to actually do something, in lieu of impotently sniping away from the sidelines. Their self-serving agenda, of course, is endless and pointless investigations in support of the unholy 'resistance', better translated as 'communist coup'.

At this point, the enemies of freedom have outgrown the playpen. The place they've gone makes our traditional stage seem normal by comparison, a set we've always known as. . . .The Twilight Zone.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

"Anticipation of the Gatekeepers"

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TRANSCRIPT

Presumably this is a picture of hell. Posted on the wall are the words "ABANDON HOPE".

Four doorways are labelled (with monsters in each one):

UNSAVED 1000 degrees F
TERRORISTS 2000 degrees F
ILLUMINATI 4000 degrees F
LIBERAL ACTIVIST JUDGES 10,000 degrees F (it also has the widest door).

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Swamp Wars Video Game

(Note - apologies to those who can't see the illustrations, but Mick's artwork is so poor I can't properly put it into words...first photo appears to be Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez rendered as Medusa with snake hair attacking a trim, young, beefy-looking Trump, but the others are unfathomable.)
(I added descriptions of the pictures. But yes, no idea what is supposed to be going on there. - Bastethotep)

It's the new game featuring you as ruler of a kingdom under siege from within! Your subjects have been heavily indoctrinated by twisted school teachers. Can you save the day?

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(Trump, clad in plate armour and looking worried, is followed by a gorgon wearing a maniacally grinning mask that doesn't match her skin colour, all her hair-snakes lunging forwards in formation. The background is a photo of a foggy swamp with dead trees.)

Battle the evil Speaker of the House of Horrors and her minions! She's throwing open the kingdom's borders to get votes in an effort to oust you from office!

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(A leaning woman with a bony neck, making a grimace. Behind her stands a laughing red-eyed black skeleton. From the back of the woman's head or the skeleton's left shoulder, smoke rises.

Contend with a satanic media out to get you 24/7! They're turning the populace against you with vicious lies!

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(Photo of people looking at a big TV screen at the back of a truck. Badly photoshopped onto the screen is a Mick Williams "drawing" of a brunette man.)

Battle the Hildabeast as she tries to corrupt your allies!

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(A gigantic disembodied gorgon head. Her original face has been badly erased and replaced with another, much too small, off-center tired expressionless female face. On her left side, she is bound by a cloud(?) chain that is breaking. On her right side, one of her hair-snakes knocks down a figure in power armour, an orange surcoat and a dark-orange belt and helmet. In the foreground, silhouettes of figures wearing horned helmets watch the scene.)

Over 50 terrifying levels of challenging gameplay. Can the Trumpinator survive the demonic hordes?

Lady Checkmate #fundie disqus.com

As it was in the days of Sodom & Gomorrah: LGBTP(edosexuals) Demand Equality and Acceptance

Say NO to the sodomites! Please pray for the children. The alt-left is promoting pedophilia, teaching children to strip and twerk for adult homosexual men and demanding that homosexual pedophiles be accepted and made a protected class:

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Mick Williams:
It isn't about 'rights', which they've had since the Bush-Clinton era. It's about forcing their perversion on the next generation. Otherwise, it would die out, and Satan can't be having that.

Bill589:Often my problem with the LGBQXYZ is that they don’t want equal rights, they want special rights, such as being able to ‘marry’ the same gender.

Lady Checkmate:
And they also want to have children strip and twerk for them in gay bars and public libraries. It’s disgusting, inappropriate and an abomination that they will answer to God for.

Rebel:
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(Shaman wearing a peace symbol is conducting a marriage ceremony to two very androgynous people, saying: “And now, by the authority of my crystals, my stars, the states of Massachusetts, Iowa, Connecticut & hopefully Vermont and California - I pronounce you husband and husband! And what humans have joined together, let not God put asunder!”)

Mick Williams:
This is good. I can smell the troll hair burning as they fume over it.

Lady Checkmate/Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Lady Checkmate's headline: "Attack against CHRISTmas: 'Grinch' principal on leave after attempt to ban Christmas items from school"

(Lady Checkmate has cut-and-pasted this story from Fox News, link is here: https://www.foxnews.com/us/nebraska-principal-placed-on-leave-after-memo-banning-certain-christmas-decorations-causes-uproar )

Don't forget to RECOMMEND. Lets get the Truth out so that Light may shine bright in this dark place and Jesus Christ may be glorified. Even if the discussion is closed, please still RECOMMEND. May God bless you and keep you.

Mick Williams:
Only a dim would say candy canes are shaped J for Jesus. Actually, they started out straight, but were later bent to represent a shepherd's staff.

Lady Checkmate:
true. Lol, I love that you know that!

Mick Williams:
It's amazing how these people spout opinions without doing a little research. We call that liberal logic: their opinion trumps our facts.

Lady Checkmate #fundie disqus.com

Lady Checkmate's headline: "PERSECUTION: School District to Remove “Clergy” from List of Trusted Adults"

Parents and clergy in Fairfax County, Virginia are furious about proposed changes to school curriculum that would eliminate clergy from a list of trusted adults.
https://www.toddstarnes.com/show/school-district-to-remove-clergy-from-list-of-trusted-adults/

Mick Williams:
The northern part of the state is highly liberal, and the disease is creeping south. Virginia is saddled with yet another democrat governor.

Lady Checkmate:
They've chosen their sin over God. Sadly, sin is popular and spreading. The south, while far from perfect, at least seemed to have more of a reverence for God, but with the influx of northerners, who brought their idolatry and rebellion with them, you see moral decay and more tolerance of what was once wholly intolerable in certain areas.

Mick Williams:
I see a lot of good Christian folks in the area. The problem, I think, is so many being misled by the fake media. They all parrot the same opinions.

Lady Checkmate:
Thankfully, there are real Christians who remain. I've met one or two "christians" that parrot alt-left, antiChrist rhetoric. I pity them, because they've been manipulated (and some probably were decent people), sadly, now they're just pawns in satan's war against morality. I pray they return to righteousness, obey God rather than men and seek God's favor rather than man's. They will stand before God, by themselves and be judged for their rebellion against Him AND at that time, the last thing on their minds will be the opinion of others who are subject to God and will be judged for their rebellion as well.

Lady Checkmate #fundie disqus.com

Mick Williams:
It's also what compels trolls to Christian sites, while we completely ignore theirs. Deep down, they're threatened by what they know is true.

Lady Checkmate:
Well said. I shared with another brother that the irony is off the chart. An obsessed troll, who stalks a Christian site and Bible-believing Christians, spends countless hours (for years) creating sock armies and trolling and harassing (issuing death threats, death wishes, rape fantasies and creating kill-lists) has the audacity to call the people they stalk and harass, the same people who ignore them and their site...insane. Who calls the peace-keepers who ignore the loud, lying hateful, barking trolls, insane. LOL! The irony is hilarious. How does a proven crazed, mentally ill, cyberstalking troll attempt to take a moral high ground that doesn't exist. And, anyone not calling the crazed stalker, it's socks and it's irrational and illogical claims crazy...is not quite there and only enabling someone who belongs in an asylum-which disqualifies them from being taken seriously.

Interesting tidbit: When a stalker who is banned, whose socks and bots are banned immediately, and who is not welcome on a site and knows they are not welcome on a site, still creates socks to try and force their way onto that site anyway (against the other user's wishes) to circumvent their ban (which shows a violent, arrogant and forceful tendency-they must be used to forcing themselves on people), then pretends they're surprised their socks are still being banned, surprised that nothing they attempt to post using sock accounts is taken seriously, 99.9% of the time not even read, nor allowed in a community, you realize you are dealing with a seriously mentally ill person. Someone who feels seriously entitled, is extremely damaged, probably has long-term and short-term memory issues and should never be trusted. But the funniest thing, is when they pretend you want to post on their site. Then they tag you to a site you'd almost forgotten about (and someone has to tell you you were tagged because you've banned and blocked most of the trolls-again ignoring the hate), but then when you tag the owner to let them know you don't appreciate being tagged and harassed...and the owner pretends that you responding to being tagged and harassed to a site they own, is wrong. LOL! It's like, man, someone on your site tagged us there and you know we are not community members there, so why are you begging us over there. You also know that we ignore your trolls, but your trolls are now tagging us to your hate threads. Responding to you (the tag on your site) is the right thing to do, it is letting you know we don't appreciate the harassing tags on your site. We don't allow those trolls on our site because we don't want our site to look like your site...we don't want them here. In other words, you can keep your trolls, because we don't want them. If we wanted to entertain your trolls, we would do so here, but we don't. We know what they believe and we are not interested in anything they have to say, which is why them and their socks are repeatedly banned. Your trolls reject Jesus Christ, hate Bible-believing Christians and threaten our lives, we have shaken the dust from our feet. Normal, mentally healthy people do not stalk other people because they disagree with them and do not want to talk to them or better yet, listen to or read their foolish, Christophobic, blasphemous rhetoric: Cyberstalkers, Cross-channel Attacks and Targeted Harassment
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You're more concise than I am, but yeah :).

Mick Williams:
I never even bother with the spam file, but that really hit a nerve, judging by the first few words of the latest berserker tirade.

Lady Checkmate:
I usually don't read the comment's of socks, which post to the Pending or Spam File, but the death threats, death wishes, rape fantasies, kill-lists, etc., I make sure to save to report. That hateful, evil troll, seems dead-set on harassing and killing Bible-believing Christians and it is not ok. It is not just trolling. It is terroristic death threats. Anyone supporting a troll's terroristic death threats has no credibility. There are some sick and demonic people online. Who has time to create hundreds if not thousands of socks (over years) to fill up the Pending and Delete file...that is NOT normal brother. Amos Moses visited one hate thread started by the troll, and he said he was banned after five minutes, lol. They are only interested in hate and harassment...they hate Truth.

Rick Wiles #racist #fundie friendlyatheist.patheos.com

Right-wing pundit and professional anti-Semite Rick Wiles, who recently said COVID-19 was homophobic, isn’t even in his studio right now but that hasn’t stopped him from blaming Jews for anything he can.

On last night’s ”TruNews” episode, he sent a message to Israel that COVID-19 was infecting synagogues — they’re closed in Israel due to the virus — because Jews oppose Jesus Christ.


Stay out of those things,” Wiles said of the synagogues. “There’s a plague in them. God’s dealing with false religions. God’s dealing with those who oppose his son, Jesus Christ. He’s dealing with the forces of Antichrist. There is a plague moving upon the Earth right now, and the people that are going into the synagogues are coming out with the virus.

It’s spreading in Israel through the synagogues,” Wiles continued. “God is spreading it in your synagogues! You are under judgment because you oppose his son, Jesus Christ. That is why you have a plague in your synagogues. Repent and believe on the name of Jesus Christ, and the plague will stop.

Keep in mind most churches have closed, too. But Wiles seems to think the virus hates Jews as much as he does, and that converting to Christianity will somehow end the pandemic.

It’s bad enough Wiles doesn’t understand science. He’s using that ignorance to be a bigot in other ways.

Remember: Rick Wiles still gets press credentials for White House briefings.

Brandon Straka #fundie walkawaycampaign.com

The #WalkAway Campaign is a true grassroots movement, founded by former liberal, Brandon Straka, dedicated to providing a place to share #WalkAway testimonials and personal journeys to freedom. It is inspiring, exciting, heart-wrenching, and extraordinary to watch and read the stories of the individuals who no longer accept the current ideology of the Democratic Party, what it has become, and are now bravely sharing their stories with the world.

Some of us left long ago, while many have only recently begun to reject the narratives of the left. Some people have wanted to #WalkAway for some time now, but have feared the consequences they may be forced to endure from friends or family if they were to share their true feelings and #WalkAway.

The #WalkAway Campaign encourages and supports those on the Left to walk away from the divisive tenets endorsed and mandated by the Democratic Party of today. Classical liberalism on the left is a thing of the past. Today’s leftist pseudo-liberalism is more committed to expanding the scope of government, pushing us into collectivism, and groupthink. The Democratic Party has gone astray, and it is time to recognize that there is very little true liberalism practiced there anymore.
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The “liberal” agenda of today has become authoritarian and fascist: forcing people into government-controlled health care; restricting school choice to assigned government-run schools; stifling speech that challenges liberal beliefs and candidates; buying political support from corrupt interest groups; welfare programs that breed dependence upon the state; legal preferences for particular groups rather than equality for all before the law; establishing price floors and ceilings enforceable by law; using government to redistribute wealth just to satisfy their egalitarian instincts, and shaming anyone who dares to deviate from their obligatory way of thinking.
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The Democratic Party of today has adopted a destructive belief system, happily and without skepticism, separating people into groups based on identity and organizing them into camps of victims and oppressors. If you are a person of color, an LGBT person, a woman, or an American immigrant; the Democratic Party wants you to know that you are a victim and destined to stay that way.

They will insist that you are a victim doomed to exist within a system that is rigged against you; that you are a victim of systemic oppression; that you are a victim of your circumstances; and that no amount of hard work or motivational action will ever allow you to overcome your victimhood or the privilege of those around you.

This is perhaps the Democratic Party’s greatest and most insidious lie.

If you are a minority in America today the liberal media and left-wing politicians don’t want you to ever discover this lie. So they bombard us with stories designed to reinforce the narrative that you are in danger, that you can not succeed. They manipulate your fears and concerns by telling you that you are disadvantaged, disempowered, and disposable… to everyone except them.

Minorities in this country, are told by the Left, their entire lives that they are not welcome on the Right. They are told that they are hated because anyone who isn’t a Democrat is racist, bigoted, homophobic, xenophobic, and sexist. It is now the time for us to help minorities recognize that they do not owe their subjugation and allegiance to the Democratic Party. Centrists, Libertarians, Independents, and Conservatives believe there is a seat at the table for everyone. It is time for us to show minorities that they are cared about, appreciated and welcomed by conservatives and Republicans alike.

We invite Americans who have never been Democrats to join the campaign to share their own written and video #WalkWith testimonials supporting those courageous enough to #WalkAway. We need Americans on the Right to stand up and use their voices to tell the world the truth about what it actually means to be a conservative in America. We must come together to declare, loudly and often, who we really are, our real values, and finally expose the lies the Left has tried to place on us for far too long.

The #WalkAway Campaign also serves another fundamental purpose. For far too long, the Left has controlled the narrative in this country within the news and media, while the “silent majority” on the Right have done what they always do – remain silent. The Left has been allowed to reinforce the narrative that everyone on the Right is a bigot, a racist, a homophobe, a misogynist, and so on. This dangerous lie cannot be perpetuated any longer.

The Left has become so extreme and relentless that it is now the time for us to fight back!

The #WalkAway Campaign is a movement of Patriots from all walks of life – men, women, black, brown, white, straight, LGBTQ, religious, and non-believers – who share something very important in common.

WE ARE ALL AMERICANS, and we will not surrender our country.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

The IQ-Sapping Virus

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(TRANSCRIPTION - this is just a picture of what is supposed to be Rod Serling)
For aficionados of the macabre, today marks a milestone. Our two realities have finally overlapped, and this is not the Twilight Zone. We're about to visit the set of a comedy show. They're as perplexed as you about the left's masochistic penchant for shooting holes in their liberal feet. Hold onto your hats, because this is that runup to a cataclysmic seven-year period we like to call...The Pre-Trib.)

HOST Listen up, men of the world--you're suffering from a mental disorder. It's called--being a man! [Laughter] No, I can't say that with a straight face, and no, I'm not making it up! Here's the solution: we all turn ourselves into women--or half-baked facsimiles thereof. [Crowd titters] [Turns to panel] Lou, here you have the so-called authorities on psychiatry, and they're all nuts!

LOU [Fellow comic] Just the latest domino to fall. They're pandering to various bases. If men go away, the radical environmentalists get their zero population growth. It has obvious appeal to the gay and trans groups. It also means half the conservatives disappear. And feminists get rid of the father figures they hate so much.

HOST Katya--even Gillette has gone anti-man! Now I have to buy brand-X stuff to shave with!

KATYA [Blonde reporter] They get so much joy from spewing their hate that they're willing to alienate half their fans or customers. I dunno--it's like they're infected with a virus that makes them go all stupid and self-destructive. [Laughter]

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(TRANSCRIPTION - Picture #2 (Serling again)
Our blonde reporter is half right. The infectious agent is courtesy of that master bioterrorist who specializes in IQ-sapping spirit poison. But alas, like all mad scientists and their cult followers, he'll suffer the same ultimate fate, with a twist. This time, the actors don't take off their makeup and go home. They'll have all eternity to reflect on rejecting the One who could have snatched them from the abyss...in The Pre-Trib.)

Mick Williams/Lady Checkmate #fundie disqus.com


Mick Williams:
When I worked in blood bank, we had, on rare occasions, a request for a fetus-sized donor unit. This was a 'satellite bag', from which you could tap into the blood for any small volume, and the system remained sterile. Doctors could then transfuse the fetus, which suffered from maternal antibodies (incompatible blood types). Compare that to the left's disdain for infants' rights to life.

Lady Checkmate:
• Only the simple believe that the alt-left is not still swearing to take down as many Bible-believing Christians as possible, still hatefully and obsessively stalking certain churchs and Christians worldwide
(business owners, pastors, bloggers, and bible-believing Christians in general), to continue to stage false claims of discrimination, still issuing death threats, and still plotting how to hurt innocent Christians. Remember:

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I guess they just want to beat "love" Christians to death.

• I continue to pray God's will is done. I wish I could take all of the unwanted babies and care for them.

• I never made that connection. There are female prophets in the Bible, but none of the apostles were female. When the word addresses pastors and deacons, they are always male. I agree with
and submit to God's word.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Land of the Setting Sun

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(Picture shows police arresting a man who possesses a bag labelled BIOHAZARD and a London bobby is seen taking a Bible out of it. A broken sign on it reads "Jesus Saves". Behind the scene a Muslim man chases a lady with a large knife but the police (4 of them) are tied up with the Christian man. A woman wearing a sign that says "KHE" points at the Christian man saying "That citizen called me a little lady!" In the foreground Rod Serling says, "This is London, 2019, where the sun long ago set on the British Empire. To their betrayal of Israel shortly after the first Great War they've now added total war on Christianity. It's a place where children are urged to wear 'pronoun badges' to specify how they demand to be addressed, and woe to those who won't bend the knee; where Tribulation police are getting their sea legs for that big event just around the corner. This...is the Twilight Zone.")

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

The Calendar and the Clock

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(TRANSCRIPTION - A photo of Rod Serling. The caption is: "There is a land that scholars refer to as God's Calendar. For us has it given The Good Book (sic).
It's (sic) prophesies reliably portend earth's proximity to zero hour. As most carry on by the clock, they seek a land they can use as hour and minute hands. It was variously called the shining city on the hill, the world's policeman, a great exporter of missionaries. Now it's the greatest exporter of smut. We're due for a time check, somewhere east of The Twilight Zone.)

In the most morally bankrupt society on earth, home to the world's most corrupt government, the ever-shrinking list of taboos just got shorter. What's the harm in incest? ask those purported experts on psychology, as long as it doesn't result in a pregnancy. That caveat, of course, will soon go the way of all the others.

Dumbed-down youth are at last electing their own to high office. These mental pygmies must pander to an increasingly ignorant base clamoring for free stuff but terrified of free speech. Witness the death of Fox News after its takeover by Disney. The sacred cow of Islam is off limits, as a conservative hostess discovered. That viewers are leaving in droves hardly matters to the ultra-liberal owners; the real goal was shutting down the last remaining source of accurate TV news.

Herewith a brief look at a typical CNN household.
DAD All the kid does is make those hand dolls--a dozen of them each day.
TODDLER Buppet! Zock! Zock buppet!
MOM Is it time to call the doctor?
DAD Waste of money. Every gene pool has its dead ends.
MOM Where did we go wrong?
DAD Quiet--Don Lemon has the latest dirt on Trump.

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(TRANSCRIPTION next to another photo of Serling: "There is a book which speaks of strong delusion for those who abhor the truth. For them, what remains is the fluff and lies of the Moscow Media. Grandchildren of those Soviet-era handlers follow the party line like lemmings to their much-awaited communist utopia. It won't end as they hope, because this is a doomed society whose time is nearly up. This...is The Twilight Zone.)

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

Questions on the Eve of Departure

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Rod Serling:
Confederate statues fall in tonight's nightmare society, those most convenient symbols for the left's maniacal hatred of white men like themselves. UFO sightings spike in anticipation of an event they'll need to explain away on The View et al. How near is it? Perhaps as near as social media's final disposal of conservative and Christian thought - and hence the spread of the gospel.

How does a traitorous cabal carry out a coup? In ages past, the watchdog media would expose them before their first Gestapo-style raid on a republican president's campaign associate. Ergo, the media must be corrupted - along with the schools who shape them in the godless globalist mold.

Socialism, that honeyed flytrap on the road to communism, is the rallying cry of the strongly deluded, to whom it means free stuff. But the honeymoon period, when these power-mad elites are being elected, ends when useful idiots are no longer userful; when their excess population must be solved by tainted vaccines, genetically altered food, engineered famines and war.

Let every never-Trump, white-guilt useful idiot take heart: there is a safe space that's especially reserved for you, where no one will ever threaten your upside-down bubble world with common sense. It's a place we call...The Twilight Zone.

Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

The Gift that Keeps on Giving

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Caption: "Gathering material for a conservative standup act:" Image is comedian (presumably) writing down the following: "Oxford Professor says space aliens breed with us to stop climate change" - So that's where liberals come from! "French president Macron wants Notre Dame rebuilt with Moslem minarets" - Can you spell A-N-T-I-C-H-R-I-S-T? "NYC to ban hot dogs, other meats over climate change." - De Blasio slips another cog. Can't have many left.