Teacher SAGE #conspiracy godlikeproductions.com

- I am dying and have a SECRET, and a BIG ONE --ebola- and ET--

Hello,

I am currently dying and could be dead any moment so I must act fast.

My name is Jloan and I am from a different star system you know as Orion. Of course we call it something different. It has taken 233 earth years to learn to speak English as we as a species do not have vocal cords as you know them. However we do use vibratory mechanisms to communicate.

I am dying of age as we never live past 324 years and I am now facing that time and can feel the cold chill mixed with euphoria.

We have been on this planet for most of human history. When you took your first steps up right we were the bright star above your ancestors that encouraged them to rise and you did.

You have evolved but sadly you have failed to evolve past your primal instincts of eat, mate and murder. The planetary council in my home system has deemed you unfit to manage this planet.

Thus actions have been taken by your government under our guidance to release a pestilence designed to kill humans and related primates.

I have known and loved so many of you and sadly even more have broken our collective hearts with repeated violence and vitriol.

You are destined to destroy yourself but we are NOT wiling to allow you to destroy this beautiful planet with you.

I am sorry Humanity but you have Failed and been found unworthy.

Your population will be decimated by the pestilence in 9 months after which no earth bound sentient beings will be found on this planet thus bring back equilibrium.

As I die on this planet, to awaken in the nether I leave your planet saddened that the great hope "humanity" failed so badly.

May your passing be quickly and your light extinguished with little pain.

I think I feel a tear even though we do not use eyes as you do.

By the way, you ask yourself why are you not aware of US. Well you are if you think about it. We are everywhere we are legion.

Good bye Earth and Humanity........Vi Loa Huig Byapo Opld

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