Just stop having sex with everyone you meet because Jesus doesn't like it. Also you can't feel? the love of Jesus with your face in a vagina and an erect penis in your anus.
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the love of Jesus with your face in a vagina and an erect penis in your anus.
Ewwwwww . Did you really *have* to say that? Just, why? Ugh, God. o.O
"Also you can't feel? the love of Jesus with [...]"
Why not, after all that's only two of the three orifices. Does Jesus not like getting it his fingers dirty or something?
Hell, I've seen a girl get it on with seven guys at one time, and I bet she could still squeeze Jesus in somewhere if he wanted to give her some love!
The YouTube video this guy is commenting about has to do with backsliding "Ex-gay" Christians.
If someone has their face in a vagina AND an erect penis in their anus, at least one of the people they're having sexual contact with must be of the opposite sex.
I bet what Jesus doesn't like is that some people yell "Oh god" a lot when they're they're having good sex. Here he is, thinking it's prayers, and it turns out to be orgasms. Must piss him off royally, to have his time wasted like that.
(snark).
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Just stop having sex with everyone you meet. Jesus doesn't like it. You can't feel the love of Jesus, with your face in a vagina and an erect penis in your anus.
Now, even though I am not an english teacher, I think that sentence is better. Sadly, you are still an idiot.
This guy sounds like one of those people who writes stupid things on the bathroom walls and thinks the funniest words in the world are "vagina", "erect", "penis", and "anus".
Grow up.
Huh? Whut?
I am an agnostic, borderline atheist, and I have had consummated sex with one, count it, one person - my husband of 12 years, (my boyfriend of 10 years before that).
You where saying?
You are missing a comma after the word meet, aren't you. Otherwise someone is having sex due to the fact that Jesus doesn't like it.
English is my second language. How about you?
I might mumble "Oh god" when I have a face full of vagina, but it isn't actually god or Jebus that I'm thinking of.
Plus I wouldn't have sex with everyone I meet, even if it wasn't physically impossible. Not because Jebus doesn't like it (who gives a fuck?), but because most people are not my type. I am strictly hetero, and married.
"Just stop having sex with everyone you meet because Jesus doesn't like it."
Chapter & verse in the NT, where it says, verbatim, 'Just stop having sex with everyone you meet', please? If you can't, then you've destroyed your own argument.
"Also you can't feel?"
Computer: 'How do you feel?'
Spock: '?'
-"Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home"
"the love of Jesus with your face in a vagina and an erect penis in your anus."
*sings *:
'Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise,
When I'm between your thighs,
You blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
Till we're blown away!'
X3 [/Monty Python]
“Just stop having sex with everyone you meet because Jesus doesn't like it.”
I close the drapes. If the guy mowing the lawn doesn’t like it, he can come over on Fridays.
"Also you can't feel? the love of Jesus with your face in a vagina and an erect penis in your anus.”
Well, i certainly never do with a soft penis in my anus.
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