[In response to a video from VenomFangX]
Very good Shawn.You really shut his pie hole. The evolutionists always have a picture of the primitive man as someone with low intelligence.Knowing how stupid the? man was, could he figured out in less than 3 days how to eat or drink?C´mon,if you don´t eat or drink for 3 days you die.Hey evolutionists,just because you don´t want to go to church, you don´t need to lie to people.Just disarm that stupid HLC .
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Make a baby, actualy don't but lets assume you did. Now, leave him in the house for a week, if he is still alive, he learned how to operate the microwave.
How is that level of ignorance even possible? I mean, yeah, creationism is bad enough, but this guy is just scraping the bottom of the barrel.
HLC?
Does he perhaps mean the LHC?
And this relates to primitive man,,,,How?
[Since I ended up double posting my last comment, I might as well make a new point]
"C´mon,if you don´t eat or drink for 3 days you die."
"Knowing how stupid the? man was, could he figured out in less than 3 days how to eat or drink?"
Ignoring the linguistic butchery you're doing here, I'll respond with a resounding YES . It may take about 18 months for a human brain to get complex enough for someone to understand how to use simple food-related tools like cups and spoons, but even after 3 days, a baby human does know how to eat and drink. It's called instinct, and my instinct is telling me that you're the stupid one here.
"Hey evolutionists creationists, just because you don´t want to go to church, you don´t need to lie to people."
Fixed. Here's a clean rag and a bottle of glass cleaner. Go wipe down your mirror; it seems to be getting dusty.
"Evolutionists" don't lie to people. Fundies who tell you what "evolutionists" say are lying. Learn evolution from evolutionists. Then go back and read the creationist stuff - after you know enough to spot if they've left anything out. Remember, the used car salesman won't tell you the car's been in a flood - he'll just tell you it has new upholstery!
Full of fail. A person can go for three days without food, and eating and drinking would have been something 'primitive man' would have known to do anyway. Fundies act like there were a bunch of apes running around and one day two of them have sex and out pops a human. Hey creationists, just because you don't want to agree with reality, you don't need to lie to people.
That wouldnt have been a problem for primitive man, since eating and drinking are instinctive. You, on the other hand, I'm not sure about.
"Place food in mouth, chew, swallow" is an instinct all animals are born with. Primitive man didn't have to learn how to eat and drink, he already knew how.
Durrr, I don't know! How did my cat learn to suckle milk from her momma!? Did someone tell her?
Even worms know how to feed themselves, it is called insticnt. Look. It. Up.
"Actually, evolutionary evidence suggests Neanderthal Man ( i assume that's what you were referring to) had a mental capacity equal to that of Homo Sapiens. We know they weren't stupid. "
Actually evolution is true, we still have neanderthals amongst us - the irony is that they actually have learned how to breathe - amazing!
Hadron...Large...Collider?
Tango Whiskey Foxtrot?
Oh, and the rest of it is stupid, too.
Evolution explains how a creature feeds itself via inherited evolved instincts.
Creationism, however, doesn't. So how did Adam figure out how to eat? Did God give him an instruction manual?
Wow. This guy clearly has never heard of instinctual drive.
Hey moron, animals don't need intelligence to seek out food. Jellyfish literally have no brain at all, and they still manage to feed themselves.
funnily enough, intelligence has nothing to do with it, all animals have instincts to seek out food and water, because those that didn't died before having offspring. That's how evolution works.
"Knowing how stupid the? man was, could he figured out in less than 3 days how to eat or drink? C´mon,if you don´t eat or drink for 3 days you die."
By that logic, all animals should be dead too, because, technically, they too are stupid when compared with a modern human.
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No, seriously. Fucking REALLY?!
Alright, let's try this. Get a cow to do a simlpe math problem. C'mon, Bessie, just 2 plus 2. Doesn't work. Yet, somehow...SOMEHOW they manage to realize that, "hey, I'm hungry, let's find food," or "hey, I'm thirsty, where's the water?" Almost like there's some innate drive trying to make the creature survive. But then, it's not like primitive humans would have anything so silly, right?
You have Neanderthal genes in you, argentinianguy, as Homo Sapiens and Neanderthal interbred with each other. Do YOU manage to eat and drink on your own, argentinianguy? You're definitely of low intelligence. Or are you talking about Australopithecus? They might have had higher intelligence than today's orangutans, and THEY are intelligent enough to eat and drink on their own.
Newborn animals (including humans) usually know how to drink a few minutes after birth.
Confused?
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