I think going digital is somehow related to end time events.
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What might jog my suspicion would be Cameron, Comfort, Dembski, Behe, Ham, Hovind et al recanting their bullshit and apologising for their lies.
In Revelation, it is prophesied that the Horsemen of the Apocalypse - War, Death, Pestilence, Famine, and Digital Television - shall ride out. And Windows Vista shall follow after,
Yes, technological progress and change means bad news for the human race. It's a good thing we've never made such relatively simple changes before. Oh, wait...
@ Werewolf - We'll be safe for quite some time, though, as Vista will be prone to lockups and crashes upon initial release. God will have to send out numerous patches for it to work, and even then there will be eternal cries of "XP was better!"
"I think [insert something benign and/or mostly harmless in itself here] is/are somehow related to the end time events."
Gentlemen, we have discovered the ultimate fundie template. Simply add something into the [insert here] spot, (global warming, Jack Chick, chocolate, parrots..) and you have an instant quote worthy of FSTDT. This person has it down to an art.
After that post about naming aborted fetuses it was nice to read something that was simply hilarious.
Stay off in your tiny little imaginary worlds, and leave the rest of us alone. Stay on the internets, though, you are too amusing.
Can you please cite the verses from Revelation, Daniel, or any other book of the Bible that implies such a thing, Novembergirl?
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Didn't think so.
"And lo, the sixth seal was opened, and out poured a series of ones and zeroes."
-- Revelation 01000:101001
Urm, Digital TV isn't that new you know...
Hell in the UK we have had some form of Digital TV for at least 10 years now. No end times here...
EVIL COMPUTERS! EVIL TELEVISIONS! EVIL CELL PHONES!
They're going to EAT YOUR BRAINS!
This message has been brought to you by the CAPS LOCK OF DOOM.
Either that or someone doesn't want to have to buy a converting box for their television.
Yep, pretty much every single scientifical accomplished is related to it..
You buggers have been waiting for rapture for about, uuh 20 years now?
Bwa-Ha-Ha! Ideas of reference everywhere, paranoia, persecution, fixed delusions, we're well into the psychosis-zone here, folks.
I think
Obviously, you're lying.
Hi. Im a rapture reddy member lol
i just see a change of schedule at the bus station in front of my house that i never once leave. it must be the ent times!!1
Because fundies exist, I need to say: Sarcasm.
Boo! Lazy! Come on, not even a mention of the Mark, Satan, Obama, Beiber...?
You can do better, RR, we're used to a higher standard.
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