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GO Ghana ! Chocolate Power Black Stars !!

"I told y'all that the World Cup am a Chocolate Cup. That Ghana victory was almost as sweet as Newman's Own Chocolate peanut-butter cups. Now looky here, the crime situation in my Chocolate City have become so bad, that even as the mayor, i can't go to me favorite expensive restaurants on a nightly basis in order to enjoy Chocolate City's famous nightlife and gambling scene. It like the criminals, drug-dealers, and gangsters have totally taken over my Chocolate City. Would somebody please ask our Vanilla President to send some more National Guard troops down here; the criminal activity down here have become almost totally out of control and stuff !"
Prophet Ray Nagin
(the cocoa cajun kojak)

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