But you say, "wait a minute, I don't believe in Hell." Why not? The Bible teaches that Jesus created the universe (John 1:1-3; Colossians 1:16). We see it all around us. The Bibles teaches that God created the earth (Genesis 1:1; 1st Corinthians 10:26). We read in Genesis 1:14-19 that God created the stars, which we see in the sky at night. The Bible teaches that God created all the animals (Genesis 1:25). The Bible teaches that God created man (Genesis 1:26). The Bible also teaches that God created a place called "Hell" (Matthew 25:41). If all of the things and places which the Bible claims God created exist, then why would you be so foolish as to not believe there is a Hell or a Heaven? I have no doubt that Hell is located in the center of the earth. Some intellectuals claim that Hell is only an ancient myth, a fable, folklore. They try to discredit Biblical teachings concerning Hell, by claiming that ancient legends contain similar stories of eternal damnation and doom. In effect, they imply that the Word of God is only a series of fables.
But is It? The Bible has yet to be proven wrong. God's Word is historically, archeologically, scientifically, Geographically, and Chronologically flawless.
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"The Bible has yet to be proven wrong."
If you disregard, say, its claims that:
- Bats are birds.
- Pi = 3.
- The Earth has pillars. And four corners.
Historical baloney, archaeological baloney, scientific baloney, geographic baloney and chronological baloney.
Ok, on your own playing field:
Point to me in GENISIS where it says God created Hell? And explain to me the lack of a Jewish belief in your fire & brimstone playground.
What? That would involve actually reading it beyond the talking points version? Maybe you should, then.
"Bible also teaches that God created a place called "Hell" (Matthew 25:41). If all of the things and places which the Bible claims God created exist, then why would you be so foolish as to not believe there is a Hell or a Heaven?"
And if Harry Potter teaches us that Hogwarts exists, and we can see England and London with our own eyes as decribed in the Harry Potter books, then why would you be so foolish as to not believe there is a Hogwarts magic school?
Plus the first movie has 9 year old Emma Watson. Yowie!
The Bible has yet to be proven wrong. God's Word is historically, archeologically, scientifically, Geographically, and Chronologically flawless.
BWAHAHAHA! No. The Bible doesn't even get right the geography of the area the Gospels are set in.
But the Bible is no more proven than the Enuma Elish, Egyptian, Roman, Greek, Chinese, Aztec, Norse or any other ancient origin story. Every culture has an origin story, because it was only natural that a tribe or clan sitting around a fire at night would ask "How did all this happen? Was there anything here before us?"
The fact that the earth exists doesn't prove any of those stories are true, because none of them are contemporary accounts. The Bible itself can't even agree on the order of creation (Genesis 1 vs. Genesis 2). If Jesus created the universe, then he is the same as God, which makes talking to and about God symptoms of bipolar disorder.
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"The Bible has yet to be proven wrong. God's Word is historically, archeologically, (...) Geographically, and Chronologically flawless."
Say hello to the very not -obliterated city of Tyre:
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Lucifer is the Morningstar, its what his name means, asscrack. By the way, the bible has been wrong all along. There are no talking snakes.
"The Bible has yet to be proven wrong. God's Word is historically, archeologically, scientifically, Geographically, and Chronologically flawless."
They say that about the Quran, too. And the Bhagavad Gita.
You are the one claiming your god is the one that's true, so prove those other two are false. Go ahead.
God's Word is historically, archeologically, scientifically, Geographically, and Chronologically flawless.
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Oh, I wanted to bring up Tyre. Damn you, Da Rat Bastid, damn you to hell! Oh, wait, we just established that no such place exists.
OK, carry on then.
I was about NOT to vote WTF. After all, "they imply that the Word of God is only a series of fables" is just plain truth. that the author does not like, but he's allowed not to like it.
Then came the conclusion. 2 grand stupidities.
(1) The Bible has yet to be proven wrong
==>Muhahahaha. The comeback of Jebuz Kry'st is far too late for that.
(2) God's Word is historically, archeologically, scientifically, Geographically, and Chronologically flawless.
==>Pi=3 in 2 Chronicles, 4:2. God's word is not accurate, and therefore not flawless.
Though he's improving. Usually, the WTF comes in the first 5 words.
Yeah, and you jokers used to claim that Heaven was in the sky. We can see that this is false, so why should we trust you about Hell being in the Earth's core? All evidence yielded from seismology has shown no evidence of an eternal prison for damned souls with fallen angels, so perhaps it's a myth. So much for an infallible Bible. Don't get me started on its other erroneous claims.
Next you'll be claiming that the damned souls travel along the convective dynamo in the outer core and when it clogs up with them the dynamo eventually reverses, hence the pole shift. Unfortunately, there's more chance of you accepting that than coming to terms with real science.
But you say, "wait a minute, I don't believe in Hell." Why not?
I think it has something, no make that everything to do with not believing in your religion.
The Bible teaches that...
Yeah, I don't believe in your bible either, so using the bible to prove that hell is real because the bible says so is not going to work, either.
I don't believe in hell. I don't believe in the Bu¥Bull. And no, it is not infallible. Look at Tyre, the value of pi, and weird "remedies" for disease for just a few examples.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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