"The Almighty could have adjusted the tectonic plates gently but the Japanese are spending too much time and concentration on video games instead of spiritual matters."
Amaterasu and Kwannon are doing just fine there. As are the teachings of Buddha. As for videogames, you're thinking of South Korea. Zerg Rush KEKEKEKEKE! X3
"The Chinese need to draw their USD reserves and use them to foster spiritual progress within their country, or they might also end up with a heavy yin and yang blow in their headlong rush for the material."
Not taking into account how the - at best irreligious - Peoples Republic of China have beaten you at your own Capitalism game (thus said $1 trillion in cold, hard ca$h in foreign currency reserves they hold), any concerns you have of what may or may not happen to them is the least of your problems.
'Tornado Alley'. The Bible Belt in the US; especially Texas, the 'Buckle' in such. Your headlong rush into Iraq for the material: Oil.
PROTIP: The effectively Atheist (our Church of England, lol) UK; geologically stable, too (emphasis added):
'God is British - because we never get any fucking earthquakes, tornadoes or hurricanes in Britain.'
'We don't get any earthquakes in Britain, because we don't deserve 'em!'
-Al Murray (Pub Landlord)
"earthquakes happen along fault lines, not sin lines"
Holland. One of, if not the first countries in the world to legalise gay marriage. Cannabis tolerated, and brothels legal in Amsterdam. Nope, no earthquakes there, nosiree!
Hurricane Katrina: whole swathes of Louisiana destroyed; the very religious parts - and their churches - completely annihilated. The French Quarter of New Orleans emerged with nary a scratch.
Why is this, 911twoofer? (check one):
[ ] God hates all you right-wing Fundamentalist Christians, just because you exist, and now loves LGBT people, Liberals, Pro-Choicers, Atheists et al. He's changed his mind,despite what his 'Word' claims. After all, he's 'omnipotent'; he can do anything, amirite?!
[ ] Shit happens, and your 'God' doesn't exist.
Choose wisely. The facts speak for themselves.