At the age of thirteen I was thrown into another world by a fateful accident. Clinically pronounced dead, I returned from the afterlife with knowledge rarely glimpsed by the average person. This experience has defined my life as a person with each foot in a different world. Explaining the afterlife to those who have not had a near death experience requires breaking down the illusions that most people hold of what they call "reality". I hope that my experiences can enlighten others while allowing me to share my insights with my fellow humans.
I have received the seal of the beast in afterlife world 20-22 years ago. Main information - the first who meets us in afterlife world is the BEAST which is described in Bible, but not God as many think!
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English motherfucker, do you speak it?!
Announce:
I repeat, do you know English, motherfucker?
At the age of thirteen I was thrown into another world by a fateful accident. Clinically pronounced dead, I returned from the afterlife
Unfortunately.
with knowledge rarely glimpsed by the average person.
Divine bullshit!
This experience has defined my life as a person with each foot in a different world.
Not to mention a brain.
Explaining the afterlife to those who have not had a near death experience requires breaking down the illusions that most people hold of what they call "reality".
"I reject you reality, and replace it with my own!"
I hope that my experiences can enlighten others while allowing me to share my insights with my fellow humans.
I'd rather stay "ignorant."
I have received the seal of the beast in afterlife world 20-22 years ago.
Um... and then?
Main information - the first who meets
Goddamit! DO YOU SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH?!
us in afterlife world is the BEAST which is described in Bible, but not God as many think!
...
BEAST - this creature has size about 12 meters in height.
So you had a measuring stick in the afterlife? How conveeeeenient!
This creature is able to stay on two legs and has very long tail (so it also 30 meters long including the tail).
STOP! GRAMMAR TIME!
IMAGE OF BEAST is any creature
STOP! IT'S GRAMMAR TIME AGAIN!
which has seal of beast
You're missing an article of speech...
with spirit of beast inside and without man's status!
GO BACK TO GRADE SCHOOL ENGLISH!
MARK OF BEAST.
Don't let me sick the grammar on you...
After sealing up appears imprint!
Engrish!
This imprint has name - mark.
More Engrish.
It looks like black tattoo which is putted on spirit (not on body) therefore can not be cutted out.
Actually, it's now getting quite funny. YAY FOR ENGRISH!
It contains the head of dog with iron slam on head.
Iron slam... sounds like a pro-wrestling move.
SEAL OF BEAST. The beast has the seal. It is like iron seal on a long pole.
More Engrish please! :D
Any host is able to mark by seal of beast.
Remind anyone of Zero Wing?
666 is number of men who will be marked by beast but will be saved!!!
Uh, that's not what is says in the "New Testament.
(i.e. common number of saved from all who will be marked by beast). FOREHEAD whole forehead bone from brows up to top of head!
WTF?!
The seal of beast is fatal when it putted on forehead or on any hand.
Pass the Engrish!
NAME OF THE BEAST.
The beast has name, same as any creature which was created by Creator.
This Engrish is gooooood.
NUMBER OF NAME OF THE BEAST
The fuck?
it's number of people which will call themselves by name of the beast.
This Engrish needs more salt.
I.e. 666 it's number of people which will be saved from the lake of fire with seal of beast on any place.
This one needs more pepper.
But the number of name of the beast it's number of people which will call themselves same as the beast.
Engrish con carne, anyone?
HOST is creature (man or angel) who received the seal of beast!!!
Again, the fuck?
ROD OF IRON is spirit of beast which is inserted into us horizontally."
Looks like nickols_k is into dildos.
At the age of thirteen I was thrown into another world by a fateful accident.Ooooh. Sounds like a teaser trailer for an action packed horror film.
Clinically pronounced dead, I returned from the afterlife with knowledge rarely glimpsed by the average person.
... and it's getting better and more mysterious.
This experience has defined my life as a person with each foot in a different world. Explaining the afterlife to those who have not had a near death experience requires breaking down the illusions that most people hold of what they call "reality".
*stands up* ... and so you became Reality Man?
I hope that my experiences can enlighten others while allowing me to share my insights with my fellow humans.
Oh. So it's like that. Screw you. This was very promising until you ruined it with your enlightment crap.
So the mark of the beast is to identify those who are going to hell, but the mark of the beast is fatal? What's the point? Why not just strike them down with lightning bolts or shoot them in the head? Why would a rancher brand his cattle so severly that they die from it?
NDEs do interesting things to the brain. Do you have any proof of this miraculous journey that shows it to be anything other than a hallucinatory dream, based on your prior beliefs, induced by brain trauma?
At the age of thirteen I was thrown into another world by a fateful accident. Clinically pronounced dead, I returned from the afterlife with knowledge rarely glimpsed by the average person.Ooooh. Sounds like a teaser trailer for an action packed horror film.
Now read it in the Don LaFontaine voice...
"At the age of thirteen... he was thrown into another world by a fateful accident... clinically pronounced dead... he returned from the afterlife... with rarely glimpsed knowledge..."
nickols_k has a story he'd like me to read? Sure, let's see, Damnit! Why didn't you -stay- there?
Clinically pronounced dead, I returned from the afterlife with knowledge rarely glimpsed by the average person.
Huh? This makes it sound like the -reason- you returned was -because- you were pronounced dead?
What the fuck kind of sense is THAT supposed to make? And just above you said you were in/on another
world... now you're saying it was the afterlife... Or isn't there a distinction?
This experience has defined my life as a person with each foot in a different world.
And each foot in your mouth as well.
Explaining the afterlife to those who have not had a near death experience requires breaking down the illusions that most people hold of what they call "reality".
I have had more than one near-death experience... And they didn't reveal shit about any afterlife.
And it sounds like you're breaking down reality so you can frolick like a loon in your delusions.
I hope that my experiences can enlighten others while allowing me to share my insights with my fellow humans.
I don't feel enlightened by reading your crap. A bit amused, perhaps. Mostly sad.
I have received the seal of the beast in afterlife world 20-22 years ago.
Ow...owowowowowowow... My brain is cramping from trying to compute this.
Main information - the first who meets us in afterlife world is the BEAST which is described in Bible, but not God as many think!
BEAST - this creature has size about 12 meters in height. This creature is able to stay on two legs and has very long tail (so it also 30 meters long including the tail).
Uuh.. huh...
IMAGE OF BEAST is any creature which has seal of beast with spirit of beast inside and without man's status!
ArGhhGgaa... My brain just TRIED TO KILL ME because I asked it to make sense of this!
MARK OF BEAST. After sealing up appears imprint! This imprint has name - mark. It looks like black tattoo which is putted on spirit (not on body) therefore can not be cutted out.
My poor mind is cowering in abject fear of even TRYING to parse this!
It contains the head of dog with iron slam on head.
nickols_k... I think someone's slammed YOU on the head with a piece of iron.
SEAL OF BEAST. The beast has the seal. It is like iron seal on a long pole. Any host is able to mark by seal of beast.
666 is number of men who will be marked by beast but will be saved!!! (i.e. common number of saved from all who will be marked by beast).
So... the 666 guys who get branded... I... Look, I've heard of cattle-rustling, but soul-rustling?
FOREHEAD whole forehead bone from brows up to top of head! The seal of beast is fatal when it putted on forehead or on any hand.
Oddly specific... and specifically odd.
NAME OF THE BEAST. The beast has name, same as any creature which was created by Creator.
Yes, yes... but what IS that name? Of all the supercharged weirdness you're spewing,
you leave THAT out?
NUMBER OF NAME OF THE BEAST it's number of people which will call themselves by name of the beast. I.e. 666 it's number of people which will be saved from the lake of fire with seal of beast on any place.
Wait, didn't you just say that those branded on the fo... I give up...
But the number of name of the beast it's number of people which will call themselves same as the beast.
HOST is creature (man or angel) who received the seal of beast!!!
ROD OF IRON is spirit of beast which is inserted into us horizontally."
Do yourself a favor, nickols_k; Pull that rod outta yer ass. It's hurtin' yer thinkin'.
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This experience has defined my life as a person with each foot in a different world.
Your head in the clouds, maybe, but your feet are perfectly normal.
Explaining the afterlife to those who have not had a near death experience...
Hold it! There is no afterlife. Your "near death experience," if you had one, is not evidence. I mean, really, are afterlife believers really reduced to saying: "Well, I thought I saw an afterlife when my brain wasn't functioning properly?"
...requires breaking down the illusions that most people hold of what they call "reality".
Oh, you're hoping to debunk the idea of reality as we know it, not merely trying to prove that there's some fantastical "other realm" within it.
Good luck.
I hope that my experiences can enlighten others...
Yeah, right.
...while allowing me to share my insights with my fellow humans.
Your fellow humans? As opposed to what, your cannibis plants?
I have received the seal of the beast in afterlife world 20-22 years ago.
Really? No way! I received the Song of the Sixties in the afterlife! Why didn't you tell me there was a cute beasty there? The Song of the Sixties was just a weird guy with a blue shirt and bouncing hat!
Main information - the first who meets us in afterlife world is the BEAST which is described in Bible, but not God as many think!
AW! BEASTIE! Cute! I want one. Can I keep it? Will it follow me home? I don't have to wait until I die, do I?
BEAST - this creature has size about 12 meters in height.
Aw! I wanna poke it!
This creature is able to stay on two legs and has very long tail (so it also 30 meters long including the tail).
Is it fluffy? *proud to be weird*
IMAGE OF BEAST is any creature which has seal of beast with spirit of beast inside and without man's status!
What's "man's status?" You're not going to claim that humans are special because they have a magic essence or anything, are you?
MARK OF BEAST. After sealing up appears imprint!
Yeah, the "mark of the beast" is supposedly the number 616, right.
This imprint has name - mark.
Oh.
Here's your name tag, Mark!
It looks like black tattoo which is putted on spirit (not on body) therefore can not be cutted out.
Um, since the soul is supposedly immaterial, how do you put a black tattoo on it, since black is a property of physical objects?
It contains the head of dog with iron slam on head.
Not the number 616? Oh well. Dogs are good.
SEAL OF BEAST.
The beast is a SEAL??! AWW! *splodes from cute*
The beast has the seal.
Oh. Damn.
It is like iron seal on a long pole.
Ooooooookay.
Any host is able to mark by seal of beast.
Alllllllright.
666 is number of men who will be marked by beast but will be saved!!! (i.e. common number of saved from all who will be marked by beast).
You mean only 666 people will get into heaven? Yikes, that's tight. The Bible says that 144,000 people will get into heaven, and all of them will be Jewish men. I think I stand a better chance with the Bible.
FOREHEAD whole forehead bone from brows up to top of head!
Whole forehead bone from...
Wait a minute! I know who the beast is!
image
Meh.
The seal of beast is fatal when it putted on forehead or on any hand.
No, The Cheat can't do that! He's cute!
[voice= Strong Bad] Unless his seal is, like, a branding iron or something. I gotta get me one of those. [/voice]
NAME OF THE BEAST. The beast has name, same as any creature which was created by Creator.
Well, what is it?
You don't say!
You don't say!
You don't! say!
Damn, he didn't say.
I still think it's The Cheat.
NUMBER OF NAME OF THE BEAST it's number of people which will call themselves by name of the beast. I.e. 666...
Yeah, yeah.
And 668 is the number of neighbors the beast has.
667 is the number of guys across the street from the beast.
$666 is the price of the beast.
$665.95 is the retail price of the beast.
$656.65 is the Wal-Mart price of the beast.
$333 is the clearence sale price of the beast.
$222 is the liquidation price of the beast.
$6,666 is the value of the beast for only $666! With free gift!
1010011010 is the binary of the beast.
$29A is the hexadecimal of the beast.
image is the D'ni of the beast.
666,000 is the number of times the beast's wife had to tell him to wipe his feet after walking in.
...it's number of people which will be saved from the lake of fire with seal of beast on any place.
Except presumably, everyone who dies gets this mark. You claim to have gotten one.
Speaking of which, let's see it!
But the number of name of the beast...
Yeah, but that's merely what is name is called. (Who gets the reference?)
...it's number of people which will call themselves same as the beast.
Wait, is it his mark, the name of his mark, his name, him, or the number of people who'll go to heaven after meeting him? Gotta keep your story consistent, you know! Sheesh, you're as bad as the Bible!
HOST is creature (man or angel) who received the seal of beast!!!
Wait, the beast is a parasite? Angels can be infected?
ROD OF IRON is spirit of beast which is inserted into us horizontally.
Ooh, kinky!
Did you "know" the beast sideways?
Dear nickols_k,
Hold it! There is no afterlife. Your "near death experience," if you had one, is not evidence. I mean, really, are afterlife believers really reduced to saying: "Well, I thought I saw an afterlife when my brain wasn't functioning properly?"
You know, I want to smoke a shitload of crack too! Maybe then I too can come up with fucked up stories of a moronic nature and impress all my Internet friends! Yay! And isn't it about time you learned that 616 is the sign of the 'devil' and not 666? Or did that tidbit get lost with the rest of those braincells you lost after your NDE (or as I like to think, your week long crack smoking binge)?
Please understand that my article is based on prophecies of God-Father! If I would published something other as prophecies of God-Father then I would receive heroin and could not discuss my article in forumes
Anyone else notice that it's only those who subscribe to fundimental christian beliefs (even if they are "backsliders)are the ones that have the hellfire NDEs? Since they love to use those as evidence of God and Hell, I think its safe to assume that only fundimental christians are hellbound.
Only safe thing to do is to reject christian beliefs.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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