Robert Urbanek/Jesus Christ/Ra/Allah/Yahweh/Adolf Hitler #fundie

[Urbanek argues he is the Egyptian sun god Ra.]

Epiphany! All things become clear. The encounters with falcons, the dream of being on a ship, and the bloody urine from my inexplicable affliction were all signs that I was the incarnation of Ra. The falcon encounters with black men — the used car dealer, the home seller, the tax preparer and the dog owner — also had an Egyptian connection. In a past life I was a Pharaoh or other prominent Egyptian who had dealings and conflicts with his Nubian neighbors.

[Realize at other points in the site, Urbanek argues Ra was reincarnated as Adolf Hitler and that Ra, Allah, Yahweh, and Jesus are all the same person/God.]



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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