Priest Alexander Shumsky, a columnist for Russian People's Line, says the bright-colored shoes that football players wear are too flashy.
He writes that because the players wear pink and blue shoes, they "might as well wear women's panties or a bra." He also slams some of the "unthinkable" hairstyles as the players in the tournament, according to the Moscow Times.
"The liberal ideology of globalism clearly wants to oppose Christianity with football. I'm sure of it," Shumsky wrote. "Therefore I am glad that the Russian players have failed and, by the grace of God, no longer participate in this homosexual abomination."
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He does seem to think about homosexuality a lot. If brightly colored shoes gets him that turned on about gays, I would say the problem lies with him and his gay shoe fetish, not with the shoes themselves.
While I concede some hairstyles are certainly an abomination to fashion, teh ghey has nothing to do with it, nor does the whole Christian shtick.
This one sure likes to think of panties and bra-wearing football players, though.
Some of them might be wearing women's panties, for all we know... Probably not bra's though, football players are mostly too fit to have man-boobs, aren't they?
As the hairstyles are there, they are hardly unthinkable, silly!
It's worse than you think, Lexi; they completely IGNORE Christianity, most of the time. It's not even worth the effort to oppose any more.
Everything you Russian fundies don't like is homosexual abomination, isn't it?
1) You do know that players come from all over the world and hence, their culture might have different fashion standards, right?
the players wear pink and blue shoes, they "might as well wear women's panties or a bra."
Speaking of which:
Pretty gay looking church:
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Pretty gay looking priest garments:
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Pretty gay looking ceremony:
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Pretty gay looking icons:
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And if there's anybody who shouldn't be complaining about "'unthinkable' hairstyles", then it's him, Alexander Shumsky (yes, that's him):
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Are they going to ban Dshinghis Khan's Moskau again, then? After all, they're wearing the colours of the rainbow and rainbow equals gay. And natural rainbows too. Any picture of the bible with a rainbow? HA! GA-AY!
EDIT: And, as someone said, also Kremlin.
(Wonder how he'd react if he saw how many gay pairings there are involving a character representing their country in a certain anime...)
"they "might as well wear women's panties or a bra."
Because the sensible 80 year olds remember they had color when they were young but guys didn't wear bras and panties,, but in the new modern world color became gay?
Know what's really gay folks?,, and I will apologize to all gay folk here but,, church is so so very gay. Every one Y'all churchs are gayed up near Police Academy gay bar levels. Ain't none y'all. even KKK Baptists that can deny this stupid level of Gayfuckery. Pyromaniacal gatfuckery yet,, ohhh, the colors.
Yeah, we got your number ya robe wearing girly firestarter wannabe.
@Old Viking, Alexander has more issues than National Geographic .
What do you want to bet that he's wearing women's panties under that robe?
Closet case seeing homosexuality everywhere, case number #12576304687.....
Aso, what Hasan, IronPiercedKing and others said.
@Doubting Thomas
wouldn't be surprised if they see fun as inherently sinful
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