<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=vFqZ4XzcNBo&mode=related&search= " target="_blank">Fundy pastor on public access TV discusses how feminism causes homosexuality/pedophilia. Ignore the weird video blips.</a>
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The toilet seat, the cherry, the Viking hat, the toy gun (pointing constantly at the cherry) the anti-gay stuff is relatively sane compared with the other stuff going on with this guy.
I've never wanted to strangle another human being so badly in my life.
"Something can't come from nothing, admit it"
Then were did god come from? If nothing can exist without something, something must have created god, and something must have created that thing, and so on, and so forth.
It's not even his main point and it drives me nuts.
Analysis:
1. The toilet seat symbolizes how full of shit he is.
2. The viking hat means, well, uhhhh...how crazy he is?
3. The toy gun symbolizes his longing for the childhood he never had (being dragged to church, and watching his mother physically abuse his dad).
4. His pointing the toy gun at the cherry symbolizes his anger at the fact that his cherry was never broken, hence: He never got laid!!!! Nor will he ever get laid with the fashion sense HE has!
First, for the one who submitted this, IT IS A TROLL!, come on, do you think this guy is serious with the cherry, the "collar" and the water pistol?. Well, who on earth is going to believe that gays are bullies, when the fundies say just the opposite?, and concerning the thesis, it has long been demonstrated that men born after the second world war, many of them fatherless, are not necessarily gay. So, please, let´s be more serious.
What are the "weird video blips" mentioned in the link? Just the interjections of other scenes?
Anyway, this reminded me of Monty Python. Was this Reverend Arthur Belling of Saint Loony Up The Cream Bun and Jam?
Either way, there's no way he could be wrong. He's wearing the Official Toilet Seat of Truth!
Toilet seat > caps lock
(Yeah, it's a parody. It's still funny, though.)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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