This morning a middle-eastern type came cycling down the path whilst I walked the dog. He went to one side and refused to move and so did I. In the end i moved and then he began to criticize me for not moving. I saw red and said 'fuck off you bloody immigrant'. He couldn't believe his ears and it took a few moments for him to realise what I said. Then he launched into a tirade about my mother - a very alien line of insulting. I laughed and told him to 'fuck off' and called him a 'wog'.
In hindsight I am tempted to say I should have beaten him. He was older than me and incapacitated somewhat on his bike. He does not deserve an honorary fight between equals. What I find outrageous is that he can come to my country and behave like this with so much self-righteousness. I should have smashed him in the face, taken his bike and thrown it into the bushes.
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On this side of the Pond, we have a certain unfortunate stereotype about "looking English". I won't disturb our often quite charming English readers by reciting it, but I daresay you fit it as few do.
I understand. The bastard should have genuflected while you passed by. Unfortunately, your greatness wasn't dazzling enough.
You should work on that. Bathing more often wouldn't be amiss.
"He went to one side"
Let me get this straight, a man on a bicycle pulled to the side and politely waited for you and your dog to pass, and you start uttering slurs and curses when he asked why you stood around waiting? Did it not occur to you that he was afraid your dog might bolt out in front of the bike and hurt itself? Or are you just too busy beating off to the ill-founded idea you can assault people without getting your ass handed to you before spending a night in prison.
What is the term for guys like you in England? Tosser?
Wait, since when is insulting someone's mum alien? I thought everyone fucking did that.
I mean, SHAKESPEARE did it. (Villain, I have done thy mother!) You can't be a Brit and call something old Will did foreign!
What an odious, cowardly character you are. Stick to your pathetic, violent fantasies of persecution and righteous vindication. You're clearly never going to act on them in real life, and that is probably for the best.
The odd thing to me, is that anybody would recount an incident like this with pride on the internet, as if it's some sort of achievement. Yes, Tosser is a good way to describe this maggot. 'Badly injured assault victim' would be better I think. We can but hope.
So, you feel you have the right to beat someone senseless just because they didn't happen to be born on the same piece of rock as you?
In case this isn't just another internet tough guy, he should be put away for the good of society.
He was probably a 3rd-generation citizen, but of course to racist whites like you anyone with even slightly dark skin is a dirty immigrant who's muddying the gene pool, and is deserving of nothing except deportation or death.
as i far as i can tell from what this guy has written, he says they had a little blockage and then the foreign guy was rude to him because he couldn't read his mind - that they both went the same side of the path at the same time.
the foreigner was rude to the writer first and the writer responded with racism.
@ Ebon
Oh I've a few more terms I'd apply to him myself: He's a chicken-hearted, mentally challenged rotter with an inflated sense of self-worth who likely suffers a terminal case of Wanker's Cramp rendering any physical threat a farce.
I've many more choice descriptions, most of which I dare not say in polite company and a few that would shock a disgruntled mercenary that's been out at sea for a decade.
As my mother raised a son with a little more decency than the OP's (I hope that she finds him her greatest disappointment, which I actually suspect to be the 'alien' insult the narcissistic git couldn't wrap his addled brain around,) I shall refrain from launching an infantile litany of curses.
Though I readily admit I am not above a few well-earned insults, as seen above. How's my faux-British smack talk progressing?
I'm sure 'the freedom fighter' would have me arrested and put into a political prison for thought crime or possibly even worse.
The immigrant was rude to me, like most English people I was tolerant and even tried to make light of the situation. I smiled at him when we accidentally blocked each other and moved out of his way! He then verbally attacked me!
And then you would have gone to jail.
Guess what, asshole? Unless you're a black person living in Africa, you're an immigrant too. Humans don't come from anywhere else.
No, his view has not changed. Of course, this means I can have more fun.
Namely, by ripping his convictions to shreds in front of him.
Confused?
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