image
36 comments
...as opposed to, what?
Bullshit fairytales, how to be Josh Buggar, $cientology, and talking shrubbery? No wonder that Lucifer means 'Bringer of Light': and not just the Illuminating kind, neither.
Proven facts , psychological security, and the imagination-expanding works of JK Rowling seems the better deal, thanks. NEXT!
As well as algebra, geometry, third grade science, simple logic, grammar.
Why am I not surprised to learn that this guy thinks that sexuality isn't innate? Or that ritual devotions to a magic being in exchange for supernatural favors aren't witchcraft?
Psychology?
Are pediatricians, pharmacists & radiologists evil, too?
Jesus didn't say anything against that stuff, thus one can obey Jesus and still be a magickal psychotherapist sex shop salesperson who accepts evolution.
So if I don't teach my kids about Jesus...
They get to learn about science? They won't be sexually oppressed? And they get awesome supernatural powers?
Shit, I've been wasting my life on this christianity stuff.
Wait, they teach witchcraft now? Damn, kids these days don't know how good they have it; back in my day they the only occult classes we had were sorcery related, and you either had it or didn't.
I learned the first three long before I deconverted.
Heck, I first learned evolution from my grandfather, who was a pastor.
I'm gonna teach the first 3 to my daughter, as her fundie mother won't. Witchcraft? I'm not qualified.
And of course, I'm gonna stick to the theory. No practical exercice will be involved
So, we learn that life changes over time, loving people is normal, you can understand howcpeople work, and how to use magic? SIGN ME UP, SIR! My family is wasting their time with all this Christianity bullshit!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.