Isaiah4verse1 #sexist reddit.com

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(White knight? How is laughing at a bunch of losers white knighting? I didn't even say anything. Also already alpha, also already married, got a bigass house and the wife and I made plans to make homemade quesaritos after the holiday. My life is awesome, yours sucks, you're not getting sex, I am, you're using this place to try and justify why you aren't getting sex and I find it hilarious because you're pathetic. Now that we've cleared that up I've got more of your goofy shit to read for entertainment, I actually forgot about this hours ago but you've brought me back.)

You guys make it so easy.

Let's bust up your delusions you have towards your own slavery, shall we?

Also already alpha

Alpha males do not marry, they sow their oats. This is a biological fact. If you presume to be alpha in your marriage that means you are in a constant state of trying to woo your wife. In other words, you have to WORK non stop just to keep her from leaving!

also already married

The laws are in her favour. You don't have her, she's got YOU.

got a bigass house

Her house.

and the wife and I made plans

Her plans. That's why you put her first. You are only secondary.

My life is awesome

Says the happy house slave. If that were true you'd be too distracted by it to peruse and comment on Reddit.

yours sucks

Prove it.

you're not getting sex, I am

While we're in agreement that women's only value is in her vagina, consider for a moment this analogy.

Take your most favourite dish and eat it every day, 3 times a day for the rest of your life.

Take your favourite song and listen to it 3 times a day for the rest of your life.

Take the favourite episode of your favourite show and watch it 3 times a day for the rest of your life.

Get the picture?

I don't consider receiving sexual rations in exchange for the immense cost of marriage with an aging hambeast a prize. Single men are free to have as much sex according to their terms with whoever they want, with much more attractive women for infinitely less cost. The single man versus the married man is taking a million different favourite dishes and having a different one 3 times a day. That is paradise.

you're using this place to try and justify why you aren't getting sex

You are not an alpha male. Alpha males do not brag about getting sex because it comes easy to them. You brag about getting sex because you put a lot of work into it. But even if I'm wrong and that's not the case, you have reduced your entire marriage to an act that lasts one hour long at best. Your marriage summed up is an available vagina. I'm sure your wife will be pleased to know that she's just a wet hole and no thought whatsoever is given to any other attribute of a "happy marriage".

I find it hilarious because you're pathetic.

I find you hilarious because you're married. Marriage is for men with no ambition, no imagination and no purpose.

Now that we've cleared that up I've got more of your goofy shit to read for entertainment, I actually forgot about this hours ago but you've brought me back.

At least you have something to do in between chores and picking out drapes! Happy wife happy life!!!

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