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This reminds me of a story:
A man was at his semi-rural home when there was a flash flood warning. A sheriff’s deputy stopped by his house and offered to evacuate him in his 4WD. That man rejected the offer, saying “God will save me.” The deputy shrugs and leaves.
The flood waters rise and now the man’s house is now surrounded by raging flood waters. A man in a motor boat pulls up and offers him a ride to safety. Again he declines the offer, saying “God will save me”. The boater shrugs and leaves.
The flood waters rise even more and the man has to climb onto the roof of this house. This time a helicopter arrives and offers to take him to safety Again he declines saying “God will save me”. The helicopter leaves.
The flood waters rise even more and the man is swept away and he drowns. He finds himself in Heaven and personally encounters God.
“Why did you let me drown? Why didn’t you do something to save me?”
God replies. “I sent a deputy, a boat and a helicopter to save you. What more did you want?”
I’m sure that the Lord has sent many fine men across these harpies paths, but just like the deputy, the boat and the helicopter, they weren’t good enough for her.

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