['I think the worst was in 2000,when Peter Jenning's,blaphemous work of trying to show the world that he and Mary Magdeline had children.He had theologians potray another Jesus.And really tried to destroy the 4 gospels.']
hmmmmm and what happened to Peter Jennings soon afterward............?????
Coincidence or judgement?
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I vote for coincidence. Of course, God, being omniscient, would have known Mr. Jennings was going to be a part of that "blaphemous" program. Being omnipotent, God had the power to stop that program. So, if said program was so offensive to God that he would have cause to kill Mr. Jennings by giving him cancer, God has only himself to blame for not killing Mr. Jennings *before* the program was produced.
I get something of a kick out of how Fundies always seem to think that anything bad that happens to other people is God's judgement. I wonder if when 4everHis stubs his/her toe or has the flu if they think *they're* being judged. I doubt it.
Peter Jennings and Mary Magdalene had children? That's what the OP's first sentence says!
I know that wasn't the intended focus of this entry, but it still struck the grammar geek in me as hilariously phrased.
As for the actual post on display here: totally coincidental. Even if we saw him die from getting hit by lightning, it still wouldn't prove any divine intervention. "Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc" is a logical fallacy, not a valid argument.
~David D.G.
As near as I can tell, all Xians die. Shouldn't the Fundies go over the the last years of their dead Fundie friends lives to see what horrible sin God punished them for. I mean, they might want to excommunicate those sinful fake Xians.
So, PJ puts out a report on Big J, and MM, and BAM! Five years later God takes out his wrath on him...
Wow, that God is a lazy bastard...Hell, he's still working on Dan Brown apparently.
If something bad happens to you, you're a sinner and it's God's judgement.
If something bad happens to me, God works in "mysterious ways."
It may not be up there with the comedy/tragedy line, but I like it.
Yes, of course. God, knowing that sometime in the future Peter Jennings would produce this blasphemous television show, set him up to smoke so that he would slowly develop lung cancer and die shortly thereafter. Of course, it would have been much easier for god to have simply prevented Jennings from ever being born...but that's too easy, right? Gotta make an example.
Fucktard.
"the 4 gospels"
You do know that Matthew, Mark, Luke and John didn't write Matthew, Mark, Luke and John don't you?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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