It's more like: All those in charge of safeguarding the toilets of science should not be concerned about the source of the winning advice that quietly ends up on the stage with its stars.
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What MK said.
"Toilets of science"!?
I believe the correct phrase is, "All those in charge of safeguarding the toilets of religion should not be concerned about the source of the winning advice that quietly ends up on the stage with its stars."
I think. I couldn't understand this post anyway.
Anyone know what it means~
Here's a sample of GG's version of "intelligent design" he was posting to various forums back in 2010. Not sure if human or random sciencey word generator.
"The theory of intelligent design holds that certain features of the universe and of living things are best explained by an intelligent cause whereby a collective of intelligent entities (at one or multiple intelligence levels) sum to produce a new biological entity behaviorally in its own image, likeness. Here human male and female gender has an intelligent cause from cellular male and female gender, which has an intelligent cause from a two-allele molecular replication process, which has a behavioral cause from nonrandom behavior of matter.
The biological operational definition of intelligence (at all intelligence levels) is an autonomous sensory-feedback (confidence) controlled sensory-addressed memory system that through trial-and-error learns successful actions to be taken in response to environmental conditions. At the cellular level our cells can chemically sense what is needed thus differentiated into muscle cells and neurons to control them which behaviorally combined to produce a moving organism with muscle organs made of many cells pulling and brain organ that intelligently coordinates their motion. At all levels entities who do not serve a useful purpose in their society do poorly among those who can connect together a certain way so that the needs of each are being met. Whether created from molecules or cells or organs or organisms intelligence must on their own find a place where they serve a useful purpose in their collective society. "
It goes on and on like that but I'll spare you the death of any more brain cells.
Is this a an attempt to mimic "Colorless green ideas sleep furious", or what?
Grammatically, it's correct, but it doesn't make one iota of sense.
@Raspberry : Someone needs to tell Gary here that words have specific meanings, and stringing them together randomly without regard for whether they're actually being used correctly or not doesn't make one look smart, it makes him look supremely stupid.
from the same forum
"Nor should they, nor need they, be concerned with the effluent that's flushed away.
You've mistaken your location, Gary, despite all your real-science software attention. You're the effluent, not the guardian, the dust between the cracks, not the stage.
The only show you're starring in is the faded 8mm loop running in your head."
the toilets of science
The toilet of science is something called "time".
Time has flushed the non-historical parts of the Bible down the toilet too, but the fundies will never accept that.
An amusing definition of science I heard a while back is "keeping error up to date". That's about right. The Bible has cemented error at around 700 B.C.
If science is toilets, then religious fundamentalism is a large mound of feces.
A mound which is clogging the toilet, stinks to high heaven, and is making us all sick.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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